Seriously_trippin said:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:

I'm jealous! I've not played any of the new Pokemon games. Since Diamond and Pearl, at least.

Anyways, I'm just chillin', wastin' my life away.

Oh, yeah, while I'm here, I'll ask for y'alls opinion on something. I've got this conundrum. I've got the munchies really bad, and want to go get a pizza . . . But I've only got 20 bucks, and I was gonna buy weed with that.

What to do?

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Get a 5$ hot n ready and a gram of dank weed. Pizza might go fast but it will be good.

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I missed this post! Sorry, dude.

I was planning on gettin' some dank. But dank is $20 a gram around here. The younger punks try to charge $25, but fuck that

EllisDSox said:

Let's crank this up to gas mark eleven. Everyone stand back for this:

A few years ago, I met a man named Howard.

He was your typical american white guy. Loved baseball, pizza, had a stable job.

But one thing was different about Howard. A lot different then the others.

Howard was Homosexual male.

One time me and my friend Chad were heading over to Howards house one Saturday night. He was having a huge pool party at his house, and promised that there would be large amounts of slutty big boobed white women there.

But when we got there. I instantly started to get a weird feeling.

There appeared to be no females, as me and chad walked through the house to the backyard where the pool was.

"This appears to be a sauasage fest." Chad says, in an alarmed manner.

I look around. Tons of homosexual men, wearing thongs and speedos, are dancing around, and acting homo and laughing.

A chill quickly runs down my spine.

"Oh my God...we been tricked, this is a homosexual male party." I tell chad.
" We gotta get out of here." But as soon as I get the words out, something horrible happens.

Three homosexual men quickly tackle chad to the ground.

"AHHHHH!" Chad screams. I quickly run over and jump kick one of the homosexual males directly in the face with my steel toed boot, quickly kicking in his face and sending him flying. I then grab the homosexual who just penetrated chad, and quickly snap his neck. A dead mans cock still inside of chad. The third homo gets up and charges me. I quickly throw him into the pool, then stomp kick the first homo I first kicked, then pull out my pocket knife and stab him through the heart. The third homo I threw into the pool gets out and quickly sprints away.

"Thanks for saving me." Chad says.
"I just wish I was a moment faster. I had no idea these guys were homosexual." I explain to him.

Thats when Howard the Homosexual walks out of the house.

He is a tall, 6'9 guy, ripped, extremly hairy, a homosexual bear, full beard, very thick back hair, and a clean shaved head. 300 pounds.

"Nice of you two to come to my party, I see you already met some of my guests."

Howard says, in a menacing manner.

"We didn't know this was a homosexual male party, we just thought it was a normal college kid party. We are sorry. Me and chad will just leave okay, no one else needs to get hurt." I say to Howard the Homosexual, hopeing it will calm him down.

"Leaving so soon? But the party is just getting started! HA HA HA!" Howard the homosexual says, then quickly charges right at me!

I quickly do a barrel roll.

I grab the pool cleaning stick and swing it hitting howard the homosexual in the head.

Chad leaps onto howards back and presses his pocket knife against his neck.

"YOU WANNA DIE!" Chad says.

"Okay okay, you got me, just put the knife down and we can forget all about this." Howard says, then smiles a evil smile and throws Chad over his head onto the ground, then grabs the knife and chucks it into the pool and quickly snaps chads neck.

I sprint then quickly slide across the cement and pull my knife out of a homo I killed earlier, then spin around and face Howard, blade pointed.

"Im not afraid of you!!!" I scream, tightly clutching the knife.

Six huge homosexual men then walk out of the house, all carrying sawed off shotguns.

Gulp.

I prepare myself for the combat. The Homosexual men let out a deafing battle cry.

Thats when flashbangs are quickly thrown over the fence into the backyard and explode.
toxic gas fills our lungs. A huge swat team rushes in, opening fire, shooting the homosexual men with the sawed off shotguns. Howard the homosexual puts up his hands and is quickly taken down and handcuffed.

The FBI recieved a tip that Howard was growing Marijuana in his house, and got a search warrants.

Howard the Homosexual is convicted of trafficking marijuana and is sentenced to thirty years in prison.

I barely survived that night. It gives me nightmares sometimes.

That summer I attended chads funeral. I gave a speech about how he sacrified his life in order to save me. He was a true hero. "I know I know a lot of people have been calling me a hero on the news, but chad is the real hero." I say during my speech during the funeral, then quickly tear up and lose compouresoure.

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