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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
I'm jealous! I've not played any of the new Pokemon games. Since Diamond and Pearl, at least.

Anyways, I'm just chillin', wastin' my life away.

Oh, yeah, while I'm here, I'll ask for y'alls opinion on something. I've got this conundrum. I've got the munchies really bad, and want to go get a pizza . . . But I've only got 20 bucks, and I was gonna buy weed with that.

What to do?


Get a 5$ hot n ready and a gram of dank weed. Pizza might go fast but it will be good.


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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: Dark_Star]
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Dark_Star said:
If you buy weed your munchies will get worse & you'll have no pizza.


what if my weed eats all my pizza
am i too high?


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: pfxtc]
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No you're just an idiot.

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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: DustBunny] * 1
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Breckenridge has one of my favorite vanilla porters. Drinking them on nitro at a nice restaurant is heavenly.




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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: Dark_Star]
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Dark_Star said:
If you buy weed your munchies will get worse & you'll have no pizza.


But if I buy the pizza, I'll have no weed,

Real catch 22.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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peace of mind 1 said:
Burke Dennings said:
Sup LNC?  I'm just eating some incribably tasty dinner roll pizza that I dumped a pile of honey on.


Only the finest.






I can't get over that fucking thing, man. It's like they got a guy with stumps for arms to make it, but even that wasn't quite bad enough so they gave him cat shit instead of tomato sauce.

Edited "hm" to "him" Like a fucking gangster, in front of everyone, cause I'm no joke and I got cannons.


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Edited by EllisDSox (09/10/14 10:40 PM)

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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: EllisDSox]
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Even Prince Ali wouldn't touch it


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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: Dark_Star]
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Yeah I can't believe it to this day. I would not go anywhere near that shit.

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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: Dark_Star]
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Happy Humpday everyone, I think I'm gonna get an early nights sleep in not too long. I haven't been on top of my sleeping game lately.

I just got back from a bonfire, did some skateboardin' before. Had some pizza for dinner as usual


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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: Sheekle]
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Was it the Sara special?

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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: Dark_Star]
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Prince Ali and Dr Shoggoth had fat stacks of honey pizza going up to the ceiling till Larfleeze and Howard the Homosexual burst in wielding sawn off shotguns. They didn't take that filthy, inedible shit though, they just blew it to pieces.


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Disclaimer: If you have any kind of heart condition, my posts are not for you. You could literally die from reading the first couple of words in any one of them. Scroll down the page, live your life and prosper, but don't read my posts because your heart will probably explode. I am not joking.

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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: EllisDSox]
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I forget about the honey, please stop, that makes me want to puke man. Goddamn.

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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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Hella honey hipster slice. I wonder if they use mad honey?


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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: Dark_Star]
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Everyone's still goin on abot Sara's pizza huh?


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: Sheekle]
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that's how u know the pub is getting boring


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: Dark_Star]
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Oh yeah, tons, it's totally ridic.

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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: Sheekle] * 1
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Sheekle said:
that's how u know the pub is getting boring


buthrt

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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: Sheekle]
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Let's crank this up to gas mark eleven. Everyone stand back for this:

A few years ago, I met a man named Howard.

He was your typical american white guy. Loved baseball, pizza, had a stable job.

But one thing was different about Howard. A lot different then the others.

Howard was Homosexual male.

One time me and my friend Chad were heading over to Howards house one Saturday night. He was having a huge pool party at his house, and promised that there would be large amounts of slutty big boobed white women there.

But when we got there. I instantly started to get a weird feeling.

There appeared to be no females, as me and chad walked through the house to the backyard where the pool was.

"This appears to be a sauasage fest." Chad says, in an alarmed manner.

I look around. Tons of homosexual men, wearing thongs and speedos, are dancing around, and acting homo and laughing.

A chill quickly runs down my spine.

"Oh my God...we been tricked, this is a homosexual male party." I tell chad.
" We gotta get out of here." But as soon as I get the words out, something horrible happens.

Three homosexual men quickly tackle chad to the ground.

"AHHHHH!" Chad screams. I quickly run over and jump kick one of the homosexual males directly in the face with my steel toed boot, quickly kicking in his face and sending him flying. I then grab the homosexual who just penetrated chad, and quickly snap his neck. A dead mans cock still inside of chad. The third homo gets up and charges me. I quickly throw him into the pool, then stomp kick the first homo I first kicked, then pull out my pocket knife and stab him through the heart. The third homo I threw into the pool gets out and quickly sprints away.

"Thanks for saving me." Chad says.
"I just wish I was a moment faster. I had no idea these guys were homosexual." I explain to him.

Thats when Howard the Homosexual walks out of the house.

He is a tall, 6'9 guy, ripped, extremly hairy, a homosexual bear, full beard, very thick back hair, and a clean shaved head. 300 pounds.

"Nice of you two to come to my party, I see you already met some of my guests."

Howard says, in a menacing manner.

"We didn't know this was a homosexual male party, we just thought it was a normal college kid party. We are sorry. Me and chad will just leave okay, no one else needs to get hurt." I say to Howard the Homosexual, hopeing it will calm him down.

"Leaving so soon? But the party is just getting started! HA HA HA!" Howard the homosexual says, then quickly charges right at me!

I quickly do a barrel roll.

I grab the pool cleaning stick and swing it hitting howard the homosexual in the head.

Chad leaps onto howards back and presses his pocket knife against his neck.

"YOU WANNA DIE!" Chad says.

"Okay okay, you got me, just put the knife down and we can forget all about this." Howard says, then smiles a evil smile and throws Chad over his head onto the ground, then grabs the knife and chucks it into the pool and quickly snaps chads neck.

I sprint then quickly slide across the cement and pull my knife out of a homo I killed earlier, then spin around and face Howard, blade pointed.

"Im not afraid of you!!!" I scream, tightly clutching the knife.

Six huge homosexual men then walk out of the house, all carrying sawed off shotguns.

Gulp.

I prepare myself for the combat. The Homosexual men let out a deafing battle cry.

Thats when flashbangs are quickly thrown over the fence into the backyard and explode.
toxic gas fills our lungs. A huge swat team rushes in, opening fire, shooting the homosexual men with the sawed off shotguns. Howard the homosexual puts up his hands and is quickly taken down and handcuffed.

The FBI recieved a tip that Howard was growing Marijuana in his house, and got a search warrants.

Howard the Homosexual is convicted of trafficking marijuana and is sentenced to thirty years in prison.

I barely survived that night. It gives me nightmares sometimes.

That summer I attended chads funeral. I gave a speech about how he sacrified his life in order to save me. He was a true hero. "I know I know a lot of people have been calling me a hero on the news, but chad is the real hero." I say during my speech during the funeral, then quickly tear up and lose compouresoure.


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Disclaimer: If you have any kind of heart condition, my posts are not for you. You could literally die from reading the first couple of words in any one of them. Scroll down the page, live your life and prosper, but don't read my posts because your heart will probably explode. I am not joking.

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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: EllisDSox]
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There was a huge loss of compouresoure at the end there.


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Disclaimer: If you have any kind of heart condition, my posts are not for you. You could literally die from reading the first couple of words in any one of them. Scroll down the page, live your life and prosper, but don't read my posts because your heart will probably explode. I am not joking.

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Re: Lithuania Nukes China (LNC) [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
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buthrt


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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