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I've Got Scurvy
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I've Got Scurvy...Na, I'm just fucking with you... However, I am going full blown butt tonight and drinking Calico Jack 94 Spiced Rum, smoking weed, and taken close to a half of kratom.

Please...someone make me their dirty cabin boy...

Seriously though,  what are your experiences with rum?

I know the first time I drank Captain Morgan I ended up fucking a half Asian chick while my gf watched.


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Re: I've Got Scurvy [Re: Pariahprose]
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You'd never be the cabin boy of a true gentleman with that kind of recklessness.

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First time finding a bottle of Captain Morgan on the roof of one of those 4 story kinda houses you get in the city (London) at 10am after a house party. After going at it with a couple of friends, started talking 'pirate'. Well, more like shouting it over the rooftops.

Proceeded to then kick a hole in the roof, only to realise how stupid that was, so stole some roof tiles from next door and patched it up. Then went downstairs for a walk and broke into some private/shared gardens (still talking pirate of course). Security guard turned up and asked us to leave. Poor bastard. Sent us into fits of laughter. Proceeded to roll round on the floor in hysterics in front of him before we composed ourselves (took about 3-4 minutes) and went back to the house to finish the rum.

It's pretty crazy stuff.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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Re: I've Got Scurvy [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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If you look carefully in the background, you can see the poor bastard that got woken out of bed to deal with three hysterical men talking only in pirate. I truly felt sorry for him having to deal with that rabble. One of the funniest nights of my life though:



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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe

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