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How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously.
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This is for all you betas out there who think you have to spend weeks online talking to a girl to get her to "like you" in hopes she'll give you her number . What a joke!

My friend (whos a beta) had a bet that I couldn't get a hot chicks number on OKC in just a few minutes.  This girl is successful, and incredibly beautiful. She probably gets 100 messages a day from idiots.

Read and learn. And if you want book suggestions PM Me. I'll be glad to help you out. Now I'm married so I obviously won't follow through with it, but you get the point.

sorry it's a little hard to read. Had to zoom out chrome to get the whole conversation





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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 4
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Ok women can get laid whenever. Men must try. And picky men have no cure. Cmon man this helps no one.


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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 5
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"See that man over there"
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"His dick is small. Tiny. Like a little minnow."


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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: ferrel_human] * 2
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ferrel_human said:
Ok women can get laid whenever. Men must try. And picky men have no cure. Cmon man this helps no one.


True, but women almost always prefer quality over quantity. Didn't have to try at all. This girl wanted to meet for drinks within a few minutes


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Edited by RanOutOfWeed (02/25/16 01:29 AM)

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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
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what in the fuck, forrreal?


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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 5
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I don't see what this proves. Are you trying to instigate some kind of pissing contest here?


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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
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Jokeshopbeard said:
I don't see what this proves. Are you trying to instigate some kind of pissing contest here?



Nope. The point is to not come across like a broken record with the "how are you", desperate bullshit that most guys start off with. Be original, clever, witty, etc

It aint rocket surgery. Women respond to these kinds of things because all of the other messages are boring as fuck to them


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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: BoomRad] * 9
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no offense, but I can't take a guy seriously when he uses the word "beta" before posting the ":p" face while trying to get laid :lol:

Post better pics by the way, all you can tell from that pic is that she's a blonde.


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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: Eminence] * 1
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Eminence said:
no offense, but I can't take a guy seriously when he uses the word "beta" before posting the ":p" face while trying to get laid :lol:

Post better pics by the way, all you can tell from that pic is that she's a blonde.



Nah. Out of respect for her privacy I'm not posting her pic. Take my word for it or don't.

I'll post more later, but I'm off to bed. Night guys


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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
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Tears_Acid said:
Guy... its 1 thing to be able to setup a date, online, without any true face to face communication... & its completely another to be able to see that date happening, gain her interest, & get laid that night. I'm sure millions of guys & gals can successfully have an online conversation which is basically all you're showing them X_X

Do you enjoy talking to women online while being married? :eek:



Duh, again, this is only the first step. I can guarantee you if I started a boring conversation with her and then asked for her number she'd decline and say she wanted to talk more before giving it out (IE: Never gona happen)


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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
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Not like I think you're lyin, I was just curious. It should be obvious to more guys that being unique in a conversation increases your chances. I'm surprised that's even a tip really.


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Edited by Eminence (02/25/16 04:21 AM)

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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: Eminence] * 1
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Eminence said:
Not like I think you're lyin, I was just curious. It should be obvious to more guys that being unique in a conversation increases your chances. I'm surprised that's even a tip really

Also, there's a chance you're really talking to Sheekle. Apparently he likes to pretend to be sexy women on OKCupid for fun.



I think I'm gona do a series on this. I even did this once with a group full of people around, called the girl, and she wanted to come over THAT night to fuck me.

I didn't even need to meet her. My Alpha attitude and playfulness got her so wet in 10 minutes on the phone she couldn't resist.

Any guy can do it. It's their birthright.




My wife knows about the entire thing and thought it was cute. She joked we should do a 3 way haha


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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 10
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RanOutOfWeed said:
Jokeshopbeard said:
I don't see what this proves. Are you trying to instigate some kind of pissing contest here?



Nope. The point is to not come across like a broken record with the "how are you", desperate bullshit that most guys start off with. Be original, clever, witty, etc

It aint rocket surgery. Women respond to these kinds of things because all of the other messages are boring as fuck to them


Lol you made up a story about going to an island and shark diving. That's so awesome that that ditsy bitch was horny!

I mean wow we could all learn somthing from this "non beta" lol

If I'm gunna be a fish I might as well be a beta. Sum bitches are mean

Is your alpha attitude why you opted out of the rating system?:rofl:


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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: impatientguy] * 1
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impatientguy said:
RanOutOfWeed said:
Jokeshopbeard said:
I don't see what this proves. Are you trying to instigate some kind of pissing contest here?



Nope. The point is to not come across like a broken record with the "how are you", desperate bullshit that most guys start off with. Be original, clever, witty, etc

It aint rocket surgery. Women respond to these kinds of things because all of the other messages are boring as fuck to them


Lol you made up a story about going to an island and shark diving. That's so awesome that that ditsy bitch was horny!

I mean wow we could all learn somthing from this "non beta" lol

If I'm gunna be a fish I might as well be a beta. Sum bitches are mean

Is your alpha attitude why you opted out of the rating system?:rofl:



It's no isolated case. I have at least 15 other conversations with the same type of thing going on, and 95% of the time the girl volunteers her number within a few minutes. It's about engaging womens feel good emotions and curiosity.


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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
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I'm sure your wife loves that you've done this so many times:rofl:


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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
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Tears_Acid said:
Dude, you sound like a beta fish. A beta beta fish :lol: Not to be an ass & rain on your parade but you do realize you're talking about simply chatting with girls from dating sites right? Free dating sites are basically know to be filled with the desperate & horny so its not an accomplishment & you're not following through... even with calling them... lol.

Psychonautica has far more success than you. Everyone knows he's the only online dating guru in these parts. :thumbup:



Never heard of him, but I'll check out his stuff.


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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: impatientguy]
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impatientguy said:
I'm sure your wife loves that you've done this so many times:rofl:


She's read all of them and doesn't care. I'm making a video series for educational purposes.


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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
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RanOutOfWeed said:
Jokeshopbeard said:
I don't see what this proves. Are you trying to instigate some kind of pissing contest here?



Nope. The point is to not come across like a broken record with the "how are you", desperate bullshit that most guys start off with. Be original, clever, witty, etc

It aint rocket surgery. Women respond to these kinds of things because all of the other messages are boring as fuck to them


Fucking DUH you need to be original and clever.  Especially in the sesspool that is online dating.  I'm sure most guys already new this.  I think a huge part of the online dating thing is how you word your profile too.  Your first message should be original, but the profile is what gets her to respond.  You can't be boring and just talk about yourself.  It's more about writing a poem about yourself.

While meeting up is half the battle, you really proved nothing with this post lol.  Attraction is all about in person interaction.  Text can set the stage for it, but if you bullshit them via text they will find out pretty quickly when you actually meet.  You're not definitely getting laid from that, there are a lot more steps involved.

Thread title should be " How to get an online girl to meet with you"


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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
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Tears_Acid said:
Psychonautica has far more success than you. Everyone knows he's the only online dating guru in these parts. :thumbup:



:nojustno:


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Re: How To Get Laid In 10 Minutes- Seriously. [Re: TheMovement]
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TheMovement said:
RanOutOfWeed said:
Jokeshopbeard said:
I don't see what this proves. Are you trying to instigate some kind of pissing contest here?



Nope. The point is to not come across like a broken record with the "how are you", desperate bullshit that most guys start off with. Be original, clever, witty, etc

It aint rocket surgery. Women respond to these kinds of things because all of the other messages are boring as fuck to them


Fucking DUH you need to be original and clever.  Especially in the sesspool that is online dating.  I'm sure most guys already new this.  I think a huge part of the online dating thing is how you word your profile too.  Your first message should be original, but the profile is what gets her to respond.  You can't be boring and just talk about yourself.  It's more about writing a poem about yourself.

While meeting up is half the battle, you really proved nothing with this post lol.  Attraction is all about in person interaction.  Text can set the stage for it, but if you bullshit them via text they will find out pretty quickly when you actually meet.  You're not definitely getting laid from that, there are a lot more steps involved.

Thread title should be " How to get an online girl to meet with you"



Who said anything about lying? There's no BS here. The conversation obviously isn't serious

And again, DUH. Just a small example of how to get a number quickly. Title for clicks tho lol


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Edited by RanOutOfWeed (02/25/16 02:13 AM)

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