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Anthony Sullivan Killed Billy Mays!
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After Billy Mays took his place as the only Oxyclean pitchman effectively knocking Anthony Sullivan off, Anthony just couldn't take it anymore. Anthony tired of being #2-in a world where #2 is just the first loser-conspired to assassinate Billy Mays. Anthony knew Billy's only weakpoint was the fact that he liked to snort cocaine up his nose, so he replaced Billy May's sack of coke with a sack of Oxyclean. Poor Billy snorted the white concentrated Oxyclean thinking it was coke, this resulted in the highly ironic death of Billy Mays.

Now, hear me out. I don't actually have any evidence for Anthony Sullivans assassination of Billy. But search your feelings, you know it to be true.


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Re: Anthony Sullivan Killed Billy Mays! [Re: Fractallife] * 4
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Fractallife said:
Now, hear me out.



no


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Re: Anthony Sullivan Killed Billy Mays! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
Fractallife said:
Now, hear me out.



no




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Re: Anthony Sullivan Killed Billy Mays! [Re: Fractallife]
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does darth vader like to force choke himself while he's masturbating?


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Re: Anthony Sullivan Killed Billy Mays! [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
does darth vader like to force choke himself while he's masturbating?


No, He's too focused on force jerking his dick off.


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Re: Anthony Sullivan Killed Billy Mays! [Re: Fractallife]
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Actually, I killed Billy Mays with psychic powers. One day, I was talking on the phone with a friend, and an OxiClean commercial came on my tv. I said,  "I fucking hate Billy Mays. I hope he dies."

Next day my friend calls me and says "Dude, you're the devil. Billy Mays is dead."

True story.


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Re: Anthony Sullivan Killed Billy Mays! [Re: Fractallife]
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No idea who those people are, therefore I dont care.


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Re: Anthony Sullivan Killed Billy Mays! [Re: Zombi3]
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William was a national treasure. You men should be holding your hats or hands to your hearts at the mention of his name. For shame.

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Re: Anthony Sullivan Killed Billy Mays! [Re: Fractallife]
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*writes entire theory before saying "now hear me out"*

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Re: Anthony Sullivan Killed Billy Mays! [Re: abltsandwich]
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im confused as to how the sham wow guy fits in to this theory


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Re: Anthony Sullivan Killed Billy Mays! [Re: rickpsfuckyou]
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rickpsfuckyou said:
im confused as to how the sham wow guy fits in to this theory


He doesn't...:facepalm:


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Re: Anthony Sullivan Killed Billy Mays! [Re: Fractallife] * 1
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then the theory is worthless


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Re: Anthony Sullivan Killed Billy Mays! [Re: Fractallife]
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Fractallife said:
Anthony knew Billy's only weakpoint was the fact that he liked to snort cocaine up his nose


You're forgetting ultra-black beard dye, I bet that stuff is toxic as shit.

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Re: Anthony Sullivan Killed Billy Mays! [Re: psi]
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Billy mays death has haunted many MXE trips :feelsweirdman: This topic is making me uncomfortable

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Re: Anthony Sullivan Killed Billy Mays! [Re: rickpsfuckyou]
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rickpsfuckyou said:
im confused as to how the sham wow guy fits in to this theory


He helped with the planning because Billy Mays was the hooker who bit him on the mouth.

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