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Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid
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They are never as pretty as their pictures make them seem to be. 

They are never what their profile presents them to be.

Sometimes they are good people though.  Sometimes they just want to fuck.

And fuck them I shall.

Online dating seems like a good idea, but people just beef themselves up on their profile.  I originally tried actually describing myself on my profile and that didn't work.  I changed it to a bunch of hippie shit and some poetry and suddenly I have so many women hitting me up.  It is crazy.

Who would of thought that words from my heart were the best way to get women?  Since this experiment went so well, I started applying to my text game.  Women love that poetic hippie shit.


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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: TheMovement]
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I met some chick from there yesterday. She was actually better-looking than her pictures let off. But then after I got home I melted and was afraid I had an STD. Look at last nights LNC i was melting so hard bro.


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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: Sheekle]
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i made an account there once


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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: zZZz] * 2
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I catfished you


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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: koods] * 1
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yea i remember that, u sly dog u,


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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: Sheekle] * 1
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I don't know why but I have always thought Sheekle was a girl. ha.


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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: koods] * 1
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I met my year long relationship on there. Yes a lot of women and men just want to fuck.

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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: Sade]
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Sade said:
I met my year long relationship on there. Yes a lot of women and men just want to fuck.


Its only natural to want to fuck.  Gotta take the horse for a ridebefore buying it.


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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: Sade]
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TheMovement said:
I originally tried actually describing myself on my profile and that didn't work.  I changed it to a bunch of hippie shit and some poetry and suddenly I have so many women hitting me up.  It is crazy.

Who would of thought that words from my heart were the best way to get women?  Since this experiment went so well, I started applying to my text game.  Women love that poetic hippie shit.





Exactly what kind of poetic hippie shit are we talking about here?





Sade said:
I met my year long relationship on there. Yes a lot of women and men just want to fuck.




I met a girl who I ended up dating for a couple years (and living with, for a while) on OKC.


A bit crazy, but pretty good in bed.


Though on second thought, that describes most of my exes. :lol:


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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: TrippieHunter]
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TrippieHunter said:
I don't know why but I have always thought Sheekle was a girl. ha.


I am


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: TheMovement]
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Sheekle said:
I met some chick from there yesterday. She was actually better-looking than her pictures let off. But then after I got home I melted and was afraid I had an STD. Look at last nights LNC i was melting so hard bro.


I can't find it for some reason. Link to LNC please?

I've met a few people through online dating and for the most part,
the women I met were not as beautiful as their pictures.
That's not at all what it was about for me though. I was
legit looking for a partner to potentially spend the rest of my life
with. For the most part it was a slew of semi-interesting, semi-cute
women that really just wanted to fuck.
Nothing wrong with that, and I did enjoy the encounters but like I said,
not what I was looking for.

I've met quite a few people that have met the person they chose to spend the rest of their lives with
on dating websites so I think it's cool if you're on those sites looking. Good luck to you.

TL;DR: Online dating is mostly for fucking but you may get lucky and find someone worth staying with.


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: Sheekle]
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u've got cooties :haha:


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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: TheMovement]
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I have met at least eight girls from OkCupid.
The site is legit.


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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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One of my Grindr hookups from last month just texted me. I might smash later.


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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: koods]
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I've never met anyone from the online world irl.

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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: koods]
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koods said:
One of my Grindr hookups from last month just texted me. I might smash later.



oh  snapppp    :wink:


I actually fucked a M2F tranny last month lol.


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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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lifeiswhatyoumake said:
koods said:
One of my Grindr hookups from last month just texted me. I might smash later.



oh  snapppp    :wink:


I actually fucked a M2F tranny last month lol.


didn't u used to post last year about how gayness is wrong and ur christian n god is right or sumthin


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: Sheekle] * 1
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idk.
I am not for or against gays. 
I am Christian, though.


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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: Rustifer]
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You're missing out, man.

The most wonderful people I've met over the last few years have all been here from Boomtown.

Let the slightly dirty hippies into your life.


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: Sometimes I meet people from OKcupid [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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if u can fuck a tranny u're def for them.. just sayin..


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