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makaveli8x8
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EarWax Worth its weight in gold
#22304458 - 09/28/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Because apparently its not only an antibiotic, but also an antiseptic, and also because its wax you can make candles with it.
Last but not least due to it being so light, its worth its weight in gold, plus you have to dig for it
Just some interesting facts I thought id share with everyone. feel free to post your own
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Re: EarWax Worth its weight in gold [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22304461 - 09/28/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i thought you was talking about something else...
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makaveli8x8
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Re: EarWax Worth its weight in gold [Re: orison]
#22304472 - 09/28/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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really? what did u think?
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Re: EarWax Worth its weight in gold [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22304486 - 09/28/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Your avatar makes my pee pee hard
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Re: EarWax Worth its weight in gold [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22304500 - 09/28/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm sure the smell of a burning earwax candle is just lovely.
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Re: EarWax Worth its weight in gold [Re: Le_Canard]
#22304523 - 09/28/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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and because its antibiotic propertys it might fight off lung infections while it lights your room
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Re: EarWax Worth its weight in gold [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22304555 - 09/28/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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My ear wax is available for purchase to any prospective buyers.
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Re: EarWax Worth its weight in gold [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22304578 - 09/28/15 06:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
makaveli8x8 said: Because apparently its not only an antibiotic, but also an antiseptic, and also because its wax you can make candles with it.
Last but not least due to it being so light, its worth its weight in gold, plus you have to dig for it
Just some interesting facts I thought id share with everyone. feel free to post your own
who can i sell it to though?
unless someones willing to buy something, it cant really be worth its weight in gold
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Re: EarWax Worth its weight in gold [Re: Detached]
#22304738 - 09/28/15 07:36 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Detached said: My ear wax is available for purchase to any prospective buyers.
synthetic ear wax is where it's at homey
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makaveli8x8
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Re: EarWax Worth its weight in gold [Re: Niffla]
#22304797 - 09/28/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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im start a gofundme to create a business that buys earwax to create candles and stuff
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Re: EarWax Worth its weight in gold [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22304812 - 09/28/15 07:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
makaveli8x8 said: Because apparently its not only an antibiotic, but also an antiseptic, and also because its wax you can make candles with it.
Last but not least due to it being so light, its worth its weight in gold, plus you have to dig for it
Just some interesting facts I thought id share with everyone. feel free to post your own
Make a video of you eating earwax and explaining all the health benefits
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Re: EarWax Worth its weight in gold [Re: Detached] 1
#22304819 - 09/28/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Detached said: My ear wax is available for purchase to any prospective buyers.
Ill be your sales Manager. We will sell our product for 4 easy payments of 9.99
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Re: EarWax Worth its weight in gold [Re: Beanhead]
#22304838 - 09/28/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Beanhead said:
Quote:
makaveli8x8 said: Because apparently its not only an antibiotic, but also an antiseptic, and also because its wax you can make candles with it.
Last but not least due to it being so light, its worth its weight in gold, plus you have to dig for it
Just some interesting facts I thought id share with everyone. feel free to post your own
Make a video of you eating earwax and explaining all the health benefits
would watch and possibly watch again
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Re: EarWax Worth its weight in gold [Re: Niffla]
#22304854 - 09/28/15 07:58 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shit, I'd share that video as much as needed till it goes viral.
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Re: EarWax Worth its weight in gold [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22304923 - 09/28/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I sapose candle waxing could get that out, eh?
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Re: EarWax Worth its weight in gold [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22306822 - 09/29/15 06:48 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Earwax, the new superfood, paracet and cough medicine! Buy highly potent earwax today, it is shown to contain natural antibiotics and antiseptics, and multiple vitamins which is good for heart and digestion. A study performed by a group of nutrition experts and bacteriologists shows that Cerumen can help with fighting off pneumonia infections in a natural, and healthy way. It is also proven to be effective with fighting off headaches caused by bacterial infections, such as the dangerous flu.
Superfoods such as Spirulina stands no chance against Cerumen. Buy cerumen today, I have a limited offer for only 200$/g.
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Edited by DEA (09/29/15 06:49 AM)
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Re: EarWax Worth its weight in gold [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22307256 - 09/29/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
makaveli8x8 said: really? what did u think?
DMT
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