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Salomon
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do you get naked infront of your pets?

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#22243080 - 09/15/15 07:56 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

i don't. my dog is like a baby brother, so that'd be super weird :aaaargh:

:aaaargh:

do you?

like have your cat in the lap with a wicked boner?

maybe cock slap your dog? jerk off in the fish bowl when you can't find a sock?

or maybe just casual nudity in front of pets?

why or why not?

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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets?

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#22243085 - 09/15/15 07:57 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

Where else would you put the peanut butter if you don't get naked?

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#22243102 - 09/15/15 08:00 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

I just did the helicopter in front of my hamster

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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets?

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#22243140 - 09/15/15 08:10 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

lol, in your fishbowlll.

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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets?

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#22243151 - 09/15/15 08:12 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

Naw I can tell it creeps them out

Me and my ex used to fuck right on the living room couch and my dog would always leave the room lol

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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets?

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#22243171 - 09/15/15 08:15 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

OhMrJohnson said:

Me and my ex used to fuck right on the living room couch and my dog would always leave the room lol

:canthelpbutlaugh:

shit had me lol'ing bruh

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#22243176 - 09/15/15 08:15 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

Lol no lie dude as soon as the moaning began my dog was like "Ok nope cya later"

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#22243177 - 09/15/15 08:15 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets?

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#22243211 - 09/15/15 08:23 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

336 said:

I use to wack off with my cats still in the room when I was younger. Then I started to realize they were like, "bro wtf." and now I kick them out whenever I do. lol

dude y'all fools are killing me, lmfao

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#22243212 - 09/15/15 08:23 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

Yes but with my current dog I have to be careful. All I'll say is I dunno what her previous owner was doing with her, but having a dick out around her is a recipe for disaster. :nonono:

:nonono:

She's kinda weird all around though. It took us forever to get her to stop humping pillows and shit. I had another female dog that constantly humped things as well and it was a pit bull. Hurt like hell when she'd clamp down on your leg with claws dug in.

As far as them seeing me naked, why the hell should I care :lol:

:lol:

Who are they gonna tell what they saw? How are they going to vocalize judgement?

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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets?

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#22243228 - 09/15/15 08:26 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

You guys are fucking weird. Your pets do not give a shit

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#22243237 - 09/15/15 08:28 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

Only when I'm tripping on mushies.

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#22243250 - 09/15/15 08:30 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

zappaisgod said:

You guys are fucking weird. Your pets do not give a shit

Then why did she leave the room?

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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets?

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#22243264 - 09/15/15 08:33 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

cats def know what your doing when ur jacking off... they give you dirty ass looks man for real

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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets?

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#22243268 - 09/15/15 08:34 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

zappaisgod said:

You guys are fucking weird. Your pets do not give a shit

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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets?

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#22243271 - 09/15/15 08:34 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

it sucks when you pet looks at you like WTF, and then you feel awkward

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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets?

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#22243299 - 09/15/15 08:40 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

Salomon said:

zappaisgod said:

You guys are fucking weird. Your pets do not give a shit

Fennario said:

it sucks when you pet looks at you like WTF, and then you feel awkward

:rofl:

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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets?

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#22243311 - 09/15/15 08:44 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

I'm always wary with this new kitten I have now. He's liable to think my stuff is some new toy for him to attack. :eek:

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#22243322 - 09/15/15 08:46 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

Le_Canard said:

I'm always wary with this new kitten I have now. He's liable to think my stuff is some new toy for him to attack.

:lolsy:

My cat doesn't care at all, infact I think they're jealous how much more grand our genitalia are

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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets?

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#22243836 - 09/15/15 10:56 PM (11 years, 13 days ago)

OhMrJohnson said:

Naw I can tell it creeps them out

Me and my ex used to fuck right on the living room couch and my dog would always leave the room lol

I dated a chick once who had 2 cats, and every time i would go over there for the night, one of the cats would sit on a shelf in her bedroom and just watch me intently as i pounded her out. he would look me right in the eye. it was weird.

zappaisgod said:

You guys are fucking weird. Your pets do not give a shit

My cat has come into the bathroom with me every morning when i take a shit since he was a kitten. he insists at this point. its like, part of his morning ritual to get poo time pets.

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