Q: So how the heck are you, Ythan?
A: Very well thank you! It's a beautiful sunny day, my cat Oscar is purring on my lap while I type this, and life is good.
Q: Since this is our first interview with you, let's start out with a little background. Who are you and what are you all about these days?
A: I am a 23 year old Caucasian human being currently residing at the foot of the Rocky Mountains in Colorado. I grew up in New York State and moved out here with Suffer when I was 17. I'm currently a student at the prestigious and world-renowned Front Range Community College, and I work as a freelance web designer whenever jobs come my way. I'm agnostic, libertarian, somewhat shy and pretty lazy. I'm currently single after my last serious relationship went south and I live alone with my cat and ferret. I like the History Channel, cooking, video games, reading, music, computers and Indian food. I take Lexapro for depression and smoke Parliament and Camel lights. And I dress in earth tones but I'm not a hippie.
Q: Can you recall your first mushroom experience? If so, can you tell us a little bit about it?
As a matter of fact I have an excellent recollection of my first mushroom experience because I wrote a trip report about it. You can check it out here. I think I was 15 at the time. I wish I had waited until I was a little older since I don't think I was quite ready for what the mushrooms had in store for me. A lot of people don't realize that I no longer trip, and haven't since new years 2000. I find that it aggravates my depression.
Q: I understand you enjoy certain herbs or at least one of 'em anyway. Why?
I started smoking weed in my freshman year of high school and I haven't ever stopped. To be perfectly honest these days it mostly makes me tired, hungry and lazy. I think I keep smoking it because in my mind I still associate it with all the great times I've had stoned. Still, nothing beats bong rips and some Halo 2 deathmatch after a long day.
Q: Let's talk about education for a moment. Do you currently hold a degree or are you in the process of obtaining one? What is your field of interest in life?
I was expelled from two high schools in one year when I was a sophomore (I'm embarrassed to say it was over DXM both times). After that I dropped out and got my GED and it wasn't until recently that I went back to school (the aforementioned community college). At the moment I'm taking general education classes but I'd been planning to transfer to CU Boulder to pursue a computer science degree. However my true intent has always been to run my own business and I've been thinking lately that business classes might be more beneficial (after all I already know a lot about computers). Truthfully, at the moment I'm kind of confused and indecisive about my future but these things tend to work themselves out. My ideal job is something I can do in my underwear while smoking bowls and listening to music. Kind of like The Shroomery!
Q: Where do you hope to be in 5 years and do you honestly feel your education will help you get there?
This is kind of a tough question, I'm not really sure and that's been causing me some stress lately. I'd be happy with my own business, I'd be happy with a family, I've even considered joining the Navy. I really don't know what path I should be on and like most things that bug me, I tend to not think about it much. I don't feel like education and achievement have a whole lot to do with each other but I'm enjoying college because I like learning about new things.
Q: Got Wife and kids?
Nope, I thought it was in the cards until I found out my serious girlfriend cheated on me and then she dumped me a month later. My efforts to meet other women have declined as I realize that 99% of them aren't worth the trouble. I think I may be destined to die alone and it brings me down sometimes, but I try to keep it in perspective. I've still got a lot of life ahead of me and who knows what could happen.
Q: Knowing that Thor is from Canada, I have had a certain distaste for Canadians. Do you share this same disgust for Thor and his poweful minions or do you somehow tolerate these beguiling French foes of ours?
Canada has legal herb, free health care and some of the most beautiful land in America. Why do we hate those guys again?
Q: Give us one reason why we could possibly like an Austrian.
Because Austrians aren't French.
Q: Where you do foresee mushrooms and legality issues over the course of the next several years?
I don't expect things to change very much within the next several years, although I wouldn't be surprised if spores were made illegal eventually. All it takes is one high profile case to capture the interest of the American public.
Q: Car or truck?
'94 Plymouth Duster with cigarette burns on all the seats and 100,000 miles on the odometer.
Q: Are you a vegetarian? Why or why not?
I was a vegetarian for many years, starting in second grade and continuing until I was in my mid teens. I don't really know why I started eating meat again, I guess I got sick of munching on a salad while my buddies were enjoying some top sirloin. I don't believe that eating meat is inherently wrong, but the conditions on factory farms certainly are. I feel that being vegan is the morally right thing to do in today's society, and the fact that I eat meat and dairy is due to personal weakness.
Q: Who influenced you most as a teenager? What was the result of this influence?
My friends influenced me the most as a teenager. The end result is the person that I am today! I can't even speculate on what I would have been like without them. Probably a perfectly average guy that graduated from an ivy league school to get a boring job with a salary in the high five figures (like my dad). Needless to say I'm glad I turned out the way I did.
Q: Why did you create the Shroomery originally? Don't lie now or I'll sick Vampy on you.
I was bored during summer vacation. Hey you asked for an honest answer. To elaborate a little, I'd just become interested in mushrooms and was a bit dismayed at the lack of information available on the net. I had left my previous web project (Soul Coughing Underground) after becoming bored with it and I was looking for a new outlet for my passion for web design. I started collecting various shroom-related documents I came across and compiling them on a web site, and the Shroomery was born! A lot of people don't realize that you can view site updates dating back to the very beginning by going here.
Q: Beer or liquor or neither?
I'm enjoying a nice cold Corona as I write this but I was permanently turned off hard alcohol after a few killer hangovers. I'm sorry but it just tastes like shit, I don't care what anyone says.
Q: Your bio says you write. Me too. What do you write besides code?
Not a whole lot lately but I enjoy writing short fiction, especially humorous and offbeat stuff kind of like the Hitchhiker's Guide. I have a dry and sarcastic sense of humor that people seem to either love or hate.
Q: Before my driver drops you off, do you have a request of the members of this site that you'd like to make?
Please send me some weed, I'm out.
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