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do you get naked infront of your pets? 1
#22243080 - 09/15/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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i don't. my dog is like a baby brother, so that'd be super weird
do you?
like have your cat in the lap with a wicked boner?
maybe cock slap your dog? jerk off in the fish bowl when you can't find a sock?
or maybe just casual nudity in front of pets?
why or why not?
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Salomon]
#22243085 - 09/15/15 07:57 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Where else would you put the peanut butter if you don't get naked?
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Detached]
#22243102 - 09/15/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I just did the helicopter in front of my hamster
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Nobler Hino] 1
#22243140 - 09/15/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol, in your fishbowlll.
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: SoupSandwich]
#22243151 - 09/15/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Naw I can tell it creeps them out
Me and my ex used to fuck right on the living room couch and my dog would always leave the room lol
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: OhMrJohnson] 1
#22243171 - 09/15/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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OhMrJohnson said: Me and my ex used to fuck right on the living room couch and my dog would always leave the room lol

shit had me lol'ing bruh
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Niffla]
#22243176 - 09/15/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lol no lie dude as soon as the moaning began my dog was like "Ok nope cya later"
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Niffla]
#22243177 - 09/15/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Salomon]
#22243211 - 09/15/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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336 said: I use to wack off with my cats still in the room when I was younger. Then I started to realize they were like, "bro wtf." and now I kick them out whenever I do. lol
dude y'all fools are killing me, lmfao
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Salomon]
#22243212 - 09/15/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes but with my current dog I have to be careful. All I'll say is I dunno what her previous owner was doing with her, but having a dick out around her is a recipe for disaster. She's kinda weird all around though. It took us forever to get her to stop humping pillows and shit. I had another female dog that constantly humped things as well and it was a pit bull. Hurt like hell when she'd clamp down on your leg with claws dug in.
As far as them seeing me naked, why the hell should I care Who are they gonna tell what they saw? How are they going to vocalize judgement?
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Shroomslip] 5
#22243228 - 09/15/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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You guys are fucking weird. Your pets do not give a shit
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22243237 - 09/15/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Only when I'm tripping on mushies.
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#22243250 - 09/15/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: You guys are fucking weird. Your pets do not give a shit
Then why did she leave the room?
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22243264 - 09/15/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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cats def know what your doing when ur jacking off... they give you dirty ass looks man for real
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#22243268 - 09/15/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: You guys are fucking weird. Your pets do not give a shit
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Salomon]
#22243271 - 09/15/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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it sucks when you pet looks at you like WTF, and then you feel awkward
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Lucis]
#22243299 - 09/15/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said:
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zappaisgod said: You guys are fucking weird. Your pets do not give a shit

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Fennario said: it sucks when you pet looks at you like WTF, and then you feel awkward

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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Salomon]
#22243311 - 09/15/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm always wary with this new kitten I have now. He's liable to think my stuff is some new toy for him to attack.
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Le_Canard]
#22243322 - 09/15/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Le_Canard said: I'm always wary with this new kitten I have now. He's liable to think my stuff is some new toy for him to attack. 

My cat doesn't care at all, infact I think they're jealous how much more grand our genitalia are
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: zappaisgod]
#22243836 - 09/15/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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OhMrJohnson said: Naw I can tell it creeps them out
Me and my ex used to fuck right on the living room couch and my dog would always leave the room lol
I dated a chick once who had 2 cats, and every time i would go over there for the night, one of the cats would sit on a shelf in her bedroom and just watch me intently as i pounded her out. he would look me right in the eye. it was weird.
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zappaisgod said: You guys are fucking weird. Your pets do not give a shit
My cat has come into the bathroom with me every morning when i take a shit since he was a kitten. he insists at this point. its like, part of his morning ritual to get poo time pets.
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