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OfflineSurReality
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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22243962 - 09/15/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

being naked is one thing, but yall are talking about jacking off and fucking.

do you hang out with your pets when they are naked? what about when they fuck?


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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: SurReality]
    #22243984 - 09/15/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, pets, especially if they're not familiar with you and you familiar with them can lead to strange situations during sex, KICK UM OUT! and you'll never have to think about it.

I know I've chilled at home naked while the dog was inside, didn't think much of it, but now that I'm kinda analyzing this... Alright, getting caught by someone else being naked in you're home or girlfriends home, All good, who cares.  Now, if you hear a key in the door and when asked what's up you reply "Just chilling with the puppies and kitties naked!" don't get butthurt when you begin to hear things around town...

Oh god, this just brought the guy who got busted raping the same horse for the 3rd time down in Texas... WTF Man?!?!? Really?!?!?


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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: SurReality]
    #22243994 - 09/15/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Only weird old ladies put clothes on their pets, so I'd say it's safe to assume many people here are hanging out with their pets while they're naked.


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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: GeoDMT]
    #22243998 - 09/15/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i don't think it would be that weird honestly. maybe if you have dumb ass friends. but i don't really have any pets, though regardless if i'm hanging out naked my door is locked cause that would be weird with or without a pet there... but i hope the days of people just walking in my place unannounced is over, that shit pisses me off and makes people not worth knowing.


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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22244000 - 09/15/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

my dog always busts through the door when i'm taking a shit or getting out of the shower, so obviously she doesn't think anything of it.


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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Salomon]
    #22244004 - 09/15/15 11:47 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Ive 'been' naked around my pets, like going from the bathroom, to the dryer.  I dont 'get' naked around them.. they couldnt care less.  Neither could I...  they lick their fucking balls man, Id love to see one of them try and take me to court..


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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #22244008 - 09/15/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Amanita86 said:
Ive 'been' naked around my pets, like going from the bathroom, to the dryer.  I dont 'get' naked around them.. they couldnt care less.  Neither could I...  they lick their fucking balls man, Id love to see one of them try and take me to court..




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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22244015 - 09/15/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:smug:


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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22244023 - 09/15/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

My dog runs out, like "dafaq you doing mang"


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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #22244034 - 09/15/15 11:59 PM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Oh god, that would be a disaster :smilingpuppy:


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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Lain-chan]
    #22244066 - 09/16/15 12:10 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Achillita]
    #22244111 - 09/16/15 12:23 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

:thehellwasthat:


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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22244188 - 09/16/15 01:03 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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Amanita86 said: they lick their fucking balls man, Id love to see one of them try and take me to court..




i saw the world "balls" and thought i was still in the thread where you describe how your sweaty balls smell.
too many threads about balls, i'm getting confused.

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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: resonant111]
    #22244190 - 09/16/15 01:04 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

All the time. Mutual shamelessness


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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: twighead]
    #22244196 - 09/16/15 01:08 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Is this a BC thread?

Oh... Nah, it's a decent troll

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Love u guys

Edit: What's funny is they're always naked in front of us


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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: resonant111]
    #22244199 - 09/16/15 01:11 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

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resonant111 said:
Quote:

Amanita86 said: they lick their fucking balls man, Id love to see one of them try and take me to court..




i saw the world "balls" and thought i was still in the thread where you describe how your sweaty balls smell.
too many threads about balls, i'm getting confused.

:awkwardconfusion:



I never started a thread where I described how my balls stink..  you're cloud 9 buddy.  My balls have an afro, but it's soul glow.. keep up man, you could use a nap I think...


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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: resonant111]
    #22244202 - 09/16/15 01:12 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Baby need to be put to bed?


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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22244203 - 09/16/15 01:13 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

i know you didn't but there's a current pub thread where anyone can go into poetic detail about the scent of their ballsack.
it's quite profound.

It's called "My Balls Smell Like"

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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: resonant111]
    #22244207 - 09/16/15 01:16 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

Just know that doesn't make you gay.  You calling it profound does.  We're hella perplexed.


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Re: do you get naked infront of your pets? [Re: Amanita86]
    #22244209 - 09/16/15 01:19 AM (8 years, 4 months ago)

km


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