Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Original Sensible Seeds Shop: Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds, Bulk Cannabis Seeds, Feminized Cannabis Seeds, High THC Strains

Jump to first unread post Pages: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |  [ show all ]
Re: Threesomes [Re: JvF]
    #22194169 -

This is how I feel about them.



--------------------
©️

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: Lucis]
    #22194187 -

I'm sorry but a devil's threesome is kinda gay even if the tips don't touch. When properly done, you end up gazing into the eyes of your buddy while you're pounding the chick.

No thanks. Or maybe I'm just homophobic. :shrug:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: Detached]
    #22194199 -

It's fun to look deeply into your homies eyes while swapping high fives over the mound of flesh you're slamming your pork sword into.


--------------------
©️

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: Lucis]
    #22194219 -

I've had one of those threesomes. More like a rotisserie  or pig roast if I may!


--------------------
My gf's art!My Crazy GrowlogRecipes and Ways To Ingest Shrooms?!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: JvF]
    #22194222 -

I've had one FFM threesome.  It was pretty great.  I felt like a king.


--------------------
No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: Detached]
    #22194225 -

Yea a threesome seems like a massive pain in the ass...unless theyre hookers. That would lrobably cost like 1.2k or so for some young, attracrive hookers, which i consider the only way to do it.

What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome, each one is only 3/5 of a person


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: Devon420]
    #22194300 -

Devon420 said:
Why?!


because their friends would litterally put their mouth on anything and I wanted a serious relationship with my girlfriend who wasn't smart at going steady(16)

I probably would have done it at least once had I known it wasn't that easy to catch herpes


--------------------
http://bunkpolice.com/basic-test-kit/
Vienna Declaration
Salvia Divinorum The Docudrahma

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: JvF]
    #22194452 -

jfischer218 said:
Yea a threesome seems like a massive pain in the ass



only if there's anal involved...:datass:


--------------------
©️

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: Lucis]
    #22194682 -

I've never had a mff threeway, but me and my homie shared his girlfriend once :lol:

Threeways rule :thumbup:


--------------------
Check Out My Beats
SoundCloud

[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22194736 -

It's called a tag team or rotisserie or pig roast.  3 some is 3 girls or 1 guy and 2 girls a threesome doesn't have 2 guys


--------------------
My gf's art!My Crazy GrowlogRecipes and Ways To Ingest Shrooms?!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: Devon420]
    #22194946 -

Had an mff threesome once. I was in thailand and I found myself in a moral battle of "do I leave this shady massage place, or take advantage of the 241 special." Fortunately my morals are questionable at best.


--------------------
:brainondrugs: :dna: :tinfoil: BILL NYE IS A LIZARD. THEY'RE ALL LIZARDS! :tinfoil: :dna: :brainondrugs:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: Devon420]
    #22195601 -

Devon420 said:
It's called a tag team or rotisserie or pig roast.  3 some is 3 girls or 1 guy and 2 girls a threesome doesn't have 2 guys


Dude, a threesome is three people. Fuck you.


--------------------
Check Out My Beats
SoundCloud

[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22195611 -

Yeah, I just wanna clarify on my earlier post where I said "Fuck yes I would"
I'm talking about ffm. I couldn't do mmf.

Now the question is would you do a 5some mmfff? I probably still wouldn't tbh


--------------------
How to get started in bulk:
Presto 23-Quart Pressure Cooker
BOD's Simple as FUCK Still Air Box
PastyWhyte's Easy Agar Tek
Munchauzen's Cultivation Video Series
How EvilMushroom666 Prepares His Grains (I use jars with Synthetic Filter Discs)
What is G2G? (Grain-to-Grain)
Damion5050's Coir Tek (I use 5.5 - 6 quarts of water instead of 4. Also ignore step 13 and ignore the monotub completely. The only purpose of this tek is to show you how to make a simple substrate. I also add gypsum to it but not necessary)
Spitball's Monotub Tek (A liner isn't necessary but is useful)
Use 6500k lights throughout the whole process. When you wake up, turn the light on. When you go to sleep turn the light off. It's as simple as that.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: Kush_Zombie]
    #22195616 -

Why? You gotta share with the homies :lol:


--------------------
Check Out My Beats
SoundCloud

[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: JvF]
    #22195621 -

I've "kinda" had one. There was no sex involved. It was on a fourth of July. Me, my wife and one of her friends went to check out the fire works and both me and her friend did some Xanax (and I drank a lot). After they were over we went back to her (and her very recent ex's) apartment. Smoked some weed and I don't remember what transpired, but at some point I'm getting jerked off by them. :lol:

Her and her boyfriend had literally just broken up like 24 hours prior. They hadn't moved away from each other yet. Her BF had bunch of friends over playing video games in the living room. Looking back on it, it was pretty sketchy. He could've walked in at any time. Since they had JUST broken up, there's no doubt all hell would've broken loose if he had.

I dunno, it's fun. I wouldn't want to do it porn style, but having two girls "service me" was pretty awesome. I'm not going to act like I'm Professor Pussy and could satisfy both of them, so I really wouldn't wanna put my self into a position where I had to (because when it comes to sex, I'm more concerned about their pleasure than mine, if I somehow don't deliver, I feel bad).


--------------------
With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22195628 -

Did they check your oil xD


--------------------

Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: Shiithead]
    #22195639 -

No, but they made sure the dipstick was functioning correctly.


--------------------
With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22195659 -

Lol they must have broke you off a new one huh bud? x)


--------------------

Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: Shiithead]
    #22195671 -

Could be the meds but I don't get it :confused:


--------------------
With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Threesomes [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22195911 -

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Devon420 said:
It's called a tag team or rotisserie or pig roast.  3 some is 3 girls or 1 guy and 2 girls a threesome doesn't have 2 guys


Dude, a threesome is three people. Fuck you.


3 gay guys lol  Nah man it's a tag team a threesome is when all three are involved touching each other and shit. It's not a threesome when two of the ppl don't interact!!!!


--------------------
My gf's art!My Crazy GrowlogRecipes and Ways To Ingest Shrooms?!

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |  [ show all ]

Original Sensible Seeds Shop: Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds, Bulk Cannabis Seeds, Feminized Cannabis Seeds, High THC Strains

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* *DELETED* Moonshoe 482 7 09/14/14 01:58 AM
by shroomer17
* Threesomes
( 1 2 3 all )		 Colonel Kurtz Ph.D 5,328 46 06/06/05 01:38 PM
by batou
* .
( 1 2 3 all )		 AnonymousRabbit 4,186 42 02/05/10 05:21 PM
by Mickalopagus
* cryptozoology and threesomes
( 1 2 3 4 ... 9 10 all )		 Moonshoe 7,387 194 09/12/15 12:16 AM
by Moonshoe
* Man Threesome on LSD
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 all )		 A Day InThe Life 9,117 116 02/12/14 10:41 PM
by NotTheDevil
* i turned down a MMF threesome tonight
( 1 2 3 all )		 morrowasted 8,332 57 08/05/10 03:21 AM
by jewunit
* Would you commit to a Male Male Female threesome?
( 1 2 3 all )		 isomorphic 5,880 51 10/14/09 02:24 PM
by trip forever
* Threesome
( 1 2 all )		 31okiL 1,509 25 07/07/11 04:14 PM
by trekie

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
3,638 topic views. 4 members, 29 guests and 103 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.034 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 19 queries.