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Man Threesome on LSD * 2
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So I was out one night with my friends and I gave them some Acid at a bonfire with some people. My best friend then invites me and another friend (all men) back to his place once it starts to rain a bit. We get back and are just chilling for a bit and having a good time, playing guitar and listening to music. They keep giving me looks and it's getting a little awkward, they're talking about random things that don't quite make a lot of sense to me at the moment. They pull out the futon and my best friend then refers to his ass as a "well oiled machine", and it suddenly hits me. I've been COMPLETELY oblivious to a stupid amount of sexual innuendo the ENTIRE time.. They were setting the bed/room up for a threesome. I felt so stupid for not cluing in earlier because it should have been so obvious but I was partially in denial about some things they said because they had had girlfriends and I didn't think they were into that at all.

Anyways, I had absolutely no intention of having a threesome with two other hairy men.. Once they saw the look on my face they realized what I had realized and were like "well then why the fuck did you come/give us acid?" and I told them I just wanted to chill and show them 'cid (my best friend has never done it before). They got pretty upset with me and I thought well, what the fuck, I'm already here on a head full of acid so I'll be as open-minded as possible and give it a try. But I just wasn't feeling it at all, I got in the bed and didn't even get to anything (couldn't get remotely hard at ALL) I was incredibly uncomfortable and they kept persisting I give it a try (they actually called up another friend of ours and told him the situation and said that even though I brought acid this time they wished he was there instead) It sounded like it was a regular thing between them. They eventually changed tactics and said I should accommodate to their needs and tried to guilt me into it and I was just freaked out and left.

I couldn't believe that my best friend was trying so hard to convince me to fuck him and his friend. He said he loved me and now that I think about it there have been times in the past where he's tried other things with me but I was just in denial about it and thought he had a girlfriend at the time so I told myself there was no way that was the actual situation. I'm not sure what to do or think about the entire thing.. He has been a really good friend but this has freaked me out a bit.


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Edited by A Day InThe Life (04/02/13 04:07 PM)

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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: A Day InThe Life] * 1
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:popcorn:


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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: A Day InThe Life]
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having a threesome with two other dudes is historic


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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: A Day InThe Life] * 1
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Ewww :argh:

MMM on LSD sounds like the worst trip and sex you could ever have.

I had a friend a long time ago that tried to get me to do a MMF threesome on a boat. You know what I did when he started pulling his dick out?

I had a full beer in my hand. I threw it as hard as I could into the cabin of the boat. Took the girl home myself and called it a night. Never saw that "friend" again. I'm not homophobic, but keep your dick away from mine. :crankey:


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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: A Day InThe Life]
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Holy shit, that's awakward :lol:. Idk if I'd be able to hang out with a friend anymore if that went down.


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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: A Day InThe Life] * 7
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DUDE, you're hanging out with the wrong people. I understand being open-minded on LSD but for your friend to assume that you giving them acid translates into butt poundage. :nonono:


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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: Eminence]
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frylock91 said:
Holy shit, that's awakward :lol:. Idk if I'd be able to hang out with a friend anymore if that went down.



Exactly.


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”


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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: kr0nik0]
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kr0nik0 said:
Ewww :argh:

MMM on LSD sounds like the worst trip and sex you could ever have.

I had a friend a long time ago that tried to get me to do a MMF threesome on a boat. You know what I did when he started pulling his dick out?

I had a full beer in my hand. I threw it as hard as I could into the cabin of the boat. Took the girl home myself and called it a night. Never saw that "friend" again. I'm not homophobic, but keep your dick away from mine. :crankey:



I guess a girl has to get 2 dudes at once sometime in her life.


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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: Masked]
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Wow.. I'm not sure what I'd do in that situation.. Not so much the idea of the threesome, but more the attitude they had about it. It's one thing if there's just crossed signals and then when everything is clear and defined, everyone has a good laugh and moves on..

It's another to pull some shit like that..


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

Edited by Shroomslip (04/02/13 04:13 PM)

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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: Shroomslip]
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OP a troll


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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: UnholyChild666]
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Crazy experience OP.
Not sure what i wouldve done in those circumstances, but I surely would have been the pounder and not the poundee.


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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: kr0nik0]
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kr0nik0 said:
Ewww :argh:

MMM on LSD sounds like the worst trip and sex you could ever have.

I had a friend a long time ago that tried to get me to do a MMF threesome on a boat. You know what I did when he started pulling his dick out?

I had a full beer in my hand. I threw it as hard as I could into the cabin of the boat. Took the girl home myself and called it a night. Never saw that "friend" again. I'm not homophobic, but keep your dick away from mine. :crankey:


Man I was asked by a supposed friend to have a three way with his girl and all I could think was no crap I do not wanna see UR junk. Let alone accidentally touch it.


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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: Sheekle]
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kr0nik0 said:
Ewww :argh:

MMM on LSD sounds like the worst trip and sex you could ever have.

I had a friend a long time ago that tried to get me to do a MMF threesome on a boat. You know what I did when he started pulling his dick out?

I had a full beer in my hand. I threw it as hard as I could into the cabin of the boat. Took the girl home myself and called it a night. Never saw that "friend" again. I'm not homophobic, but keep your dick away from mine. :crankey:



I'd have a MMF threesome if the situation was right (maybe not anymore after this). An all male threesome though, that just wasn't working for me..

Sheekle said:
OP a troll



I wish this never happened.. I feel like my closest relationship is ruined, not to mention the other guy and the one they called up were also very close friends and I feel like I could have lost a bunch of my closest friends. The whole situation was fucked up, I cant believe they tried so hard to get me to do it and it was my best friend too.. I keep replaying it in my head. The amount of uncomfortableness I felt was absurd, it was the worst trip I've ever had.


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Edited by A Day InThe Life (04/02/13 04:25 PM)

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Re: Man Threesome on LSD [Re: A Day InThe Life]
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A Day InThe Life said:
and it suddenly hits me. I've been COMPLETELY oblivious to a stupid amount of sexual innuendo the ENTIRE time..




I have been there before - hehehehe, definitely a :facepalm: moment.


My friends never tried to get me to have a threesome with them on acid, though. That's fucked up. I would be extremely weirded out by the thought finding out that a well-known circle of friends were all regularly having threesomes or wild crazy sex orgies, regardless of gender or sexuality. ESPECIALLY if I was on acid and they were trying to seduce me or something. That would freak me out so much - especially if they had girlfriends or boyfriends.

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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: A Day InThe Life]
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wow man.  just wow.


long time friendship or not, i would probably start looking for fresh friends.

dont get drunk with them, and if you do, dont let your drink out of your hand, lol.

hahahahahaha, i just cant really imagine finding myself in that situation.

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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: Eminence]
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frylock91 said:
Holy shit, that's awakward :lol:. Idk if I'd be able to hang out with a friend anymore if that went down.



:lol: All I can think of is your legendary party thread. I think of it every time I see you post but in this context even more so.


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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: A Day InThe Life]
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OP chose not to be a part of the meat brochette. Good for him.


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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: A Day InThe Life]
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I wish this never happened.. I feel like my closest relationship is ruined, not to mention the other guy and the one they called up were also very close friends and I feel like I could have lost a bunch of friends. The whole situation was fucked up, I cant believe they tried so hard to get me to do it and it was my best friend too.. I keep replaying it in my head. The amount of uncomfortableness I felt was absurd, it was the worst trip I've ever had.




I completely understand that. The guy I was talking about in my previous post was a very close friend. It's been around 10 years since my "encounter" and I've seen him once or twice around town. I can't look the guy in the face. That's just too much for me, and there was a girl involved. 3 dudes is just :mindblown: I'd never talk to that motherfucker again.


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”


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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: A Day InThe Life] * 1
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I know Shrooms make you gay

But Acid too?

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Re: Threesome on LSD [Re: A Day InThe Life]
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Now if you were taking mushrooms this story would be complete different.



  I dont get why guys get so weird about the mmf but are all about the ffm. Its not like you are plowing the other dude. 
Im all for sexual freedom but orgies on acid  doesnt sound like fun.


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