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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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When you Pee..........
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So I was peeing just a minute ago, and i noticed something strange that i thought id share and see if anyone else pee's like me.

At the end, when im done peeing, ill squeeze my dick and pull a little like im milking a cow, and i noticed ill pee more.  I started out doing it to get the dribbles out, but recently ive noticed alot of pee.  Im not sure if my body is changing or if im just getting good at milking the pee out, but i can do it like 5 or 6 times and each time hits the toliet seat back rest.

Anyone else tried this before?  What about women?

Lastly, speaking of women, when you pee, how often do you accidently pee into your vagina?  i mean if you have bigger mud flaps do you have to move them out of the way everytime you pee?  if you don't it just dribbles down or something?

i just needed to get this off my chest, ive been thinking about this for weeks everytime i pee, but by time i sit down at the computer i always forget about it


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: makaveli8x8] * 2
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It's related to your prostate. Ur gettin older.


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: Astral Pain]
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Next stop: docs fingers in butt and prostate cancer, wooooo


Interesting fact: All men are garunteed to get prostate cancer.  It will always eventually occur, the only time it doesnt is when something else kills you first.


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: mndfreeze]
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i think its from washing my butt with soap, the chemicals in it must be leaching into my butthole and causing my prostate to become angry


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: mndfreeze]
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That must be worse than getting soap in your cockhole. You need an enema rinse.


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: makaveli8x8]
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Not just you makaveli8x8. I have noticed this happening more over the last couple of years. I wasn't sure if I just hadn't noticed it before, or what, but now I read this thread it kind of makes sense. I was in two minds as to if it was related to getting older/prostate, or if I just noticed it because I was just paying more attention to it.


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Until the 20th century, reality was everything humans could touch, smell, see,
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Since the initial publication of the charged electromagnetic spectrum, humans
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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: makaveli8x8]
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Yep. I shake, shake, and shake and still dribble in my drawers.

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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: 1234go]
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Fk theres some weird shit on here today, sex with dead people, milking your cock and letting someone fk you in the ass for cash.


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
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makaveli8x8 said:
i think its from washing my butt with soap...


:rolleyes:

You're using the wrong soap.:crankey:




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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: vinsue]
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That would be convenient if it was in the shape of a carrot.


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: Astral Pain]
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Astral Pain said:
It's related to your prostate. Ur gettin older.


ur slowly decaying as your bodys functions lose coherence due to age. Its a foreshawdowing of the death thats ultimately unavoidable.

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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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:hissyfit: but i don't want to die why can't we all just live


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
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Nothing you know ever truly reveals the nature of death to you. Death might be the greatest thing that could ever happen to you and you'd have no clue about it until it happened. Its silly to think its gonna be the worst thing that could ever happen.

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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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I spin in circles when I'm done pissing :willynilly:


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
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Yeah man, death is gonna be life's greatest trip. I can't wait. Well I can, but… you know. It will be awesome.


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Until the 20th century, reality was everything humans could touch, smell, see,
and hear.
Since the initial publication of the charged electromagnetic spectrum, humans
learned that what they can touch, smell, see, and hear... is less than one
millionth of reality.
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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: mndfreeze]
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mndfreeze said:
Interesting fact: All men are garunteed to get prostate cancer.  It will always eventually occur, the only time it doesnt is when something else kills you first.


That's not really an interesting fact at all. All men are guaranteed to get it, except the ones who don't. Well no shit, you could say that about any disease.

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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: psi]
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Good to know my 40 year old cock is functioning better than y'alls.:thumbup:

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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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you all need a good prostate massage :idhitit:


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: Salomon]
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:pm:


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: Amanita86]
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I've been doing this as well and I'm a youngster. Does that mean when I'm 40 or 50 my pee pee won't work?


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