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Asparagus pee
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You gotta love it! :feelsgoodman:

If you don't have the gene that makes it I feel sorry for you. Go smell your friends pee!


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Re: Asparagus pee [Re: 28064212]
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i ate some beef jerky the other day and when i pee'd it smells just like beef jerky, but i think im the only person this happens to so you'd have to come smell my pee not a friends


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Re: Asparagus pee [Re: makaveli8x8]
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mail me your pee


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Re: Asparagus pee [Re: 28064212]
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What is with the pee topics today?

Anyhoo! If you are planning on getting a Bj and would like to repeatedly get said Bj's from that particular person; do yourself a favour and eat a lot of pineapple some hours before your ETB. And avoid the asparagus.

Good times shall be had by all.

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Re: Asparagus pee [Re: DeathSpider] * 1
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I can't smell asparagus pee. Coffee pee on the other hand... Nasty smell.

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Re: Asparagus pee [Re: Gumby]
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asparagus makes my piss smell like mildew. it's known as one of the best detoxifiers for the body. i eat it alot, i just wish it was cheaper, especially the organic shit, goes for $7 per bunch here!

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Re: Asparagus pee [Re: passifloracaerulea]
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$7 holy moly!! I wont buy it if its more than $4/lb. I juice my asparagus, and it makes my piss smell really really strong.

the only thing better is taking a shit after eating a quarter pound of garlic. your bathroom will smell like a burnt tire.


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Re: Asparagus pee [Re: Mickalopagus]
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dude the asparagus this year is fucking amazing. It's thick and so juicy good. Last couple years all the asparagus I have found was rather meek. If ya know what I mean.

but yeah I love peeing that bright green. If you eat enough greens this will happen also. I have head that some energy drink do this to. Freaky !

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Re: Asparagus pee [Re: CounterCulturest]
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You people are weird.


Green stream urinal puck hockey..  Let that image sink in..

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Re: Asparagus pee [Re: DeathSpider]
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My piss usually doesn't smell. It's fucking nasty when your piss stinks in my opinion...


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Re: Asparagus pee [Re: 28064212]
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hmmm I like asparagus but never eat it because i'm not sure how to prepare it and i don't know if i'd like it raw.


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Re: Asparagus pee [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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when i drink coffee, my pee smells like coffee :feelsweirdman:


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Re: Asparagus pee [Re: claraclairvoyant]
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asparagus is one of my favorite veggies. its always funny when i have it at work and then forget about it. go home and take a piss, "oh yeah i did have asparagus".

claraclairvoyant said:
hmmm I like asparagus but never eat it because i'm not sure how to prepare it and i don't know if i'd like it raw.


yeah raw isn't really very good. i love grilled asparagus, gives it a nice smoky flavor. if you cant grill it just drop it into boiling water for a minute or two (pull it when its still pretty firm, don't let it get all mushy) and then toss it in a frying pan with some butter and salt and pepper.


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Re: Asparagus pee [Re: Mickalopagus]
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mick said:
$7 holy moly!! I wont buy it if its more than $4/lb. I juice my asparagus, and it makes my piss smell really really strong.

the only thing better is taking a shit after eating a quarter pound of garlic. your bathroom will smell like a burnt tire.



I just go to Salinas to the packing plant. A nice big wooden box is 15 bucks

As for pee smelling like it, I have never noticed this phenomenon...


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