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Offlinemakaveli8x8
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When you Pee..........
    #21988372 - 07/24/15 02:23 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

So I was peeing just a minute ago, and i noticed something strange that i thought id share and see if anyone else pee's like me.

At the end, when im done peeing, ill squeeze my dick and pull a little like im milking a cow, and i noticed ill pee more.  I started out doing it to get the dribbles out, but recently ive noticed alot of pee.  Im not sure if my body is changing or if im just getting good at milking the pee out, but i can do it like 5 or 6 times and each time hits the toliet seat back rest.

Anyone else tried this before?  What about women?

Lastly, speaking of women, when you pee, how often do you accidently pee into your vagina?  i mean if you have bigger mud flaps do you have to move them out of the way everytime you pee?  if you don't it just dribbles down or something?

i just needed to get this off my chest, ive been thinking about this for weeks everytime i pee, but by time i sit down at the computer i always forget about it


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: makaveli8x8] * 2
    #21988391 - 07/24/15 02:35 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

It's related to your prostate. Ur gettin older.


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21988403 - 07/24/15 02:41 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Next stop: docs fingers in butt and prostate cancer, wooooo


Interesting fact: All men are garunteed to get prostate cancer.  It will always eventually occur, the only time it doesnt is when something else kills you first.


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: mndfreeze]
    #21988413 - 07/24/15 02:44 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

i think its from washing my butt with soap, the chemicals in it must be leaching into my butthole and causing my prostate to become angry


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: mndfreeze]
    #21988420 - 07/24/15 02:50 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That must be worse than getting soap in your cockhole. You need an enema rinse.


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21988428 - 07/24/15 02:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Not just you makaveli8x8. I have noticed this happening more over the last couple of years. I wasn't sure if I just hadn't noticed it before, or what, but now I read this thread it kind of makes sense. I was in two minds as to if it was related to getting older/prostate, or if I just noticed it because I was just paying more attention to it.


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21988434 - 07/24/15 03:02 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yep. I shake, shake, and shake and still dribble in my drawers.


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: 1234go]
    #21988449 - 07/24/15 03:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Fk theres some weird shit on here today, sex with dead people, milking your cock and letting someone fk you in the ass for cash.


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #21988459 - 07/24/15 03:35 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

makaveli8x8 said:
i think its from washing my butt with soap...



:rolleyes:

You're using the wrong soap.:crankey:




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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: vinsue]
    #21988463 - 07/24/15 03:42 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

That would be convenient if it was in the shape of a carrot.


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21988527 - 07/24/15 04:45 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Astral Pain said:
It's related to your prostate. Ur gettin older.



ur slowly decaying as your bodys functions lose coherence due to age. Its a foreshawdowing of the death thats ultimately unavoidable.


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21988533 - 07/24/15 04:48 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:hissyfit: but i don't want to die why can't we all just live


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #21988534 - 07/24/15 04:49 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Nothing you know ever truly reveals the nature of death to you. Death might be the greatest thing that could ever happen to you and you'd have no clue about it until it happened. Its silly to think its gonna be the worst thing that could ever happen.


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21988564 - 07/24/15 05:22 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I spin in circles when I'm done pissing :willynilly:


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21988585 - 07/24/15 05:34 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah man, death is gonna be life's greatest trip. I can't wait. Well I can, but… you know. It will be awesome.


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: mndfreeze]
    #21988652 - 07/24/15 06:37 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

mndfreeze said:
Interesting fact: All men are garunteed to get prostate cancer.  It will always eventually occur, the only time it doesnt is when something else kills you first.




That's not really an interesting fact at all. All men are guaranteed to get it, except the ones who don't. Well no shit, you could say that about any disease.


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: psi]
    #21988847 - 07/24/15 08:19 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Good to know my 40 year old cock is functioning better than y'alls.:thumbup:


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #21988872 - 07/24/15 08:29 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

you all need a good prostate massage :idhitit:


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: Salomon]
    #21988962 - 07/24/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

:pm:


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Re: When you Pee.......... [Re: Amanita86]
    #21989077 - 07/24/15 09:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I've been doing this as well and I'm a youngster. Does that mean when I'm 40 or 50 my pee pee won't work?


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