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I think one of my neighbors
    #21879002 - 06/30/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Is fucking retarded. They are out in a Thunderstorm cutting up logs with a chainsaw. Anyone else have strange neighbors? Discuss Intelligently.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21879009 - 06/30/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

film him dude! maight make for great footage for a movie too


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21879021 - 06/30/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm probably the strange neighbor where I live, my plans got cancelled saturday due to shitty weather so me and a few friends ending up taking acid at my house, stood out in a lightning storm with like 30 mph winds in my driveway just walking around in circles because it felt amazing being outside in it. I'm sure we looked like retards to someone.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: chameleon303]
    #21879028 - 06/30/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I've got these neighbors who are constantly on their porch smoking. They have a great view of my house from their porch and are always staring at me through my windows.

drives me nuts. When they're being really obvious about it I'll go stand on my porch at stare back until they leave.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21879030 - 06/30/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

No strange neighbors. I have an annoying one, lives a few houses down and talks so fucking loud you can hear her phone conversations clearly when you sit outside. Technically my uncle is my neighbor and he's a giant pain the ass. He's been doing a lot of work out of town recently, which is good. When he's home all he does is blare his crappy music so loud I can hear it in my house over the air conditioner and whatever TV show I'm watching. Could probably literally fire off a gun in his apartment next to the speakers and the bang would just get drowned out by the music.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21879039 - 06/30/15 04:49 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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No strange neighbors. I have an annoying one, lives a few houses down and talks so fucking loud you can hear her phone conversations clearly when you sit outside. Technically my uncle is my neighbor and he's a giant pain the ass. He's been doing a lot of work out of town recently, which is good. When he's home all he does is blare his crappy music so loud I can hear it in my house over the air conditioner and whatever TV show I'm watching. Could probably literally fire off a gun in his apartment next to the speakers and the bang would just get drowned out by the music.



just stand in your yard and respond to her conversations loudly


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21879047 - 06/30/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I am the strange neighbor on my street.

All my neighbors are married with kids.
My house is the only one that doesn't have a dog.

My neighbor to the left of my house thinks I'm selling drugs.
To his credit, I was last year.
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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: chameleon303]
    #21879050 - 06/30/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

one of my neighbors is pretty awesome. he talks too much sometimes, but otherwise he's pretty chill

the other are an older couple, and they are fucking cunts. they have 2 of these 60 ft trees in their yard, and one of their trunks is only 4 ft from the property line.

and we're always downwind of them. so we have to clean out gutters constantly. they refuse to remove the trees, even though the brances exctend well onto our property, and if either of them fell it would almost certainly fall towards our prop.

we're thinking about legal action, but might just remove all of the branches that extend over our property, which would make their tree really unstable and probably fall into the other one. plus, it would look fugly as hell


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21879072 - 06/30/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I'm probably the strange neighbor where I live, my plans got cancelled saturday do to shitty weather so me and a few friends ending up taking acid at my house, stood out in a lightning storm with like 30 mph winds in my driveway just walking around in circles because it felt amazing being outside in it. I'm sure we looked like retards to someone.



No that shit is fun. :manofapproval: But cutting firewood in a pouring down rain/thunderstorm is just.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21879080 - 06/30/15 04:57 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Could probably literally fire off a gun in his apartment next to the speakers and the bang would just get drowned out by the music.




this is me sometimes haha, but not often enough to rouse trouble :smile: i do need to use me headphones less though... its sometime my neighbour too grr and i have problems getting out so have to put up with it as i start to feel a dick if i try to drown him out with my stereo which i have done before till i heard him leave or turn off, i too am proberly the weird one, i feel it thogu hno one knows me here in all the time ive lvied here ive been the longest and never met a neighbour

i cut wood in my house one time for clips to make a horror film thing, that might of seemed odd im sure haha

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I'm probably the strange neighbor where I live, my plans got cancelled saturday do to shitty weather so me and a few friends ending up taking acid at my house, stood out in a lightning storm with like 30 mph winds in my driveway just walking around in circles because it felt amazing being outside in it. I'm sure we looked like retards to someone.




it's "due to" not "do" to btw, that is one of the worst spelling mistakes ive seen in some time!


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: chameleon303]
    #21879087 - 06/30/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

god damn it you're right, I just finished a bowl STOP PICKING ON ME!


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #21879096 - 06/30/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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god damn it you're right, I just finished a bowl STOP PICKING ON ME!




merely correcting not picking sir bowl a lot, i'll let you off in that case


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: Adolin]
    #21879108 - 06/30/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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one of my neighbors is pretty awesome. he talks too much sometimes, but otherwise he's pretty chill

the other are an older couple, and they are fucking cunts. they have 2 of these 60 ft trees in their yard, and one of their trunks is only 4 ft from the property line.

and we're always downwind of them. so we have to clean out gutters constantly. they refuse to remove the trees, even though the brances exctend well onto our property, and if either of them fell it would almost certainly fall towards our prop.

we're thinking about legal action, but might just remove all of the branches that extend over our property, which would make their tree really unstable and probably fall into the other one. plus, it would look fugly as hell



I would let the tree thing go, there's really nothing you can do, a lot of people have this same similar problem...and it's the universe's fault anyways so I guess it's okay.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21879112 - 06/30/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I have people next door to me.  Houses are somewhat close and i have helped them out a time or two because the husband is a yutz.  The thing is they have two kids who are fairly grown and the husband and wife and they never fucking smile.  The only time I have ever seen any of them smile is when the wife talks to me.  The kids never have friends over and the husband is a sour douche.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21879118 - 06/30/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I've had many retared neighbor's .  I think it's part of being a bit on the lower end of the socio-economic scale.

The retarded neighbor's I have now which I refer to as the hipster couple. Well these dumb asses but Mylar in the broiler because they thought it was a drawer ....

It was like 11 pm and I was high as fuck. I hear the fire alarm next door going off. Smoke more . Then I hear knocking at the door it's the hipster chick say uhhh there's a fire in my kitchen . She on the phone with the landlord demanding someone get there. The dude is trying to disable the wired in fire. Alarm first thing he does.

I'm annoyed.  I walk into the apartment oven still on ....... I unplug the oven. It's SmokSmokey as shit. I walk to the stair well grab the fire extinguisher open the oven and spray away. I always wanted to use one of those things anyway. I tell them not to use the oven or plug it back in till they "fix it". I also grabbed the pile of melted plastic and threw it outside. Those fuckers never smoked me down or gave me a beer in fact they stole the laundry room table right after that.


Fucking hipsters


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: chameleon303]
    #21879132 - 06/30/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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it's "due to" not "do" to btw, that is one of the worst spelling mistakes ive seen in some time!



Well it beats spelling Color Colour. :lol: And that goofy bastard is still out cutting wood It's only been raining for an hour. WTF :lol:


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: trekie]
    #21879140 - 06/30/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I've had many retared neighbor's .  I think it's part of being a bit on the lower end of the socio-economic scale.

The retarded neighbor's I have now which I refer to as the hipster couple. Well these dumb asses but Mylar in the broiler because they thought it was a drawer ....

It was like 11 pm and I was high as fuck. I hear the fire alarm next door going off. Smoke more . Then I hear knocking at the door it's the hipster chick say uhhh there's a fire in my kitchen . She on the phone with the landlord demanding someone get there. The dude is trying to disable the wired in fire. Alarm first thing he does.

I'm annoyed.  I walk into the apartment oven still on ....... I unplug the oven. It's SmokSmokey as shit. I walk to the stair well grab the fire extinguisher open the oven and spray away. I always wanted to use one of those things anyway. I tell them not to use the oven or plug it back in till they "fix it". I also grabbed the pile of melted plastic and threw it outside. Those fuckers never smoked me down or gave me a beer in fact they stole the laundry room table right after that.


Fucking hipsters



:rofl: working on the fire alarm first is priceless.

they put mylar in there? Like a mylar blanket


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: Psilosopherr]
    #21879153 - 06/30/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Like the plastic plates they made during the 60s they stopped making them because they are flammable and when they burn they release highly toxic fumes .

I could be wrong on the name I have a photo on my phone somewhere. I'll put it up after my shower beer.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: Adolin]
    #21879236 - 06/30/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

My neighbor is an empty lot and sometimes the lot owner comes over and starts fires - today the guy showed up and offered me 100$ to dig post holes for a fence he burned down a few months back. The guy is pretty cool and gave me a vial full of cannabis seeds. He allowed me to take all the river rocks from his property so I can make little garden beds and wrote me a map to this cave.

The neighbor across the street built a crack-head looking fence to prevent the school bus from parking on his driveway - but the bus parks there anyhow. One day I was outside kicking hackey sack and he suggested that I tie sand in my sock and kick that around. He complains that our trash can has been on the road for to long although his trash can has been on his road throuhj the weekend. The guy is just a crankey old man.

I used to live in an entire neighborhood of nieghbors who sat on their porches watching the passing  cars because we lived on a busy street. It was Probually because nobody had A/C so being on the porch was cooler , and the ice cream man was one of my neighbors. The dude never had ice cream for sale when you'd knock on his door  but the kids on the street would always run to him as soon as he left.


Instead of shooting fireworks on Fourth of July , my neighbors will be firing their pistols. Basically because the 5 year drought made every firework illegal where I'm at.

I live in a town full of growers -basically people who didnt want to walk the fast footsteps in the city came to the mountains where nobody told them what to do.  We are all weird out here , I'm weird but not tweaker/wyno weird like some people in this town.

I live near a church and One guy was screaming across the street asking another crackhead for heorin. I went outside and told him to ask Jesus for heroin to see if he had any.

Its loud , although peaceful in my neighborhood but its weird because I'm a new person in a town that seems like everybody is family. It kind of reminds me of children of the korn up here because I've had people pull me over as I'm walking , one person stopd out who was asking personal questions, questions  like my name , what my buisness i have in this town , what job my parents have.

I've found needles , rubber bands, cotton swabs , empty dime bags , In an abandoned building near me. There is also reports of people guerrilla farming not far down the creek behind my house -which is kind of interesting to know , because now I know better than to explore back there.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21879298 - 06/30/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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chameleon303 said:
it's "due to" not "do" to btw, that is one of the worst spelling mistakes ive seen in some time!



Well it beats spelling Color Colour. :lol: And that goofy bastard is still out cutting wood It's only been raining for an hour. WTF :lol:




haha still?

lets not get into a tomato tomato debate, fine americans took the english language which has some odities sure and then further buggered it about a bit to their own liking, but do is do & due is due, Simple man which can't be beaten by anything since its a total miss spelling, colour color seemed right to me as a kid to spell it the american way tbh though



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