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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama?
    #21746469 - 05/31/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

so?
how much
You may choose only one


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InvisibleEnlilMDiscord
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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21746475 - 05/31/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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OfflineD.M.T
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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Enlil]
    #21746482 - 05/31/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I have the highest standards on this website and I would do it for free.


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InvisibleThe Doobie Dude


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: D.M.T]
    #21746487 - 05/31/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A gram of fire and some Natty Ice


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InvisibleModestMouse
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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: luvdemboomers] * 1
    #21746489 - 05/31/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A gram of some fire and the brewskis.

I'd do it for free, but now that you made such a reasonable offer I'd think it crass to not take you up on it.

Old chap.


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OfflineKing Klick
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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #21746501 - 05/31/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A lady that fine you have to romance first.


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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #21746522 - 05/31/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I wouldn't want to fuck the president's wife because then he'd probably be mad at me and I don't want the president to be mad at me because he has infinite power


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21746539 - 05/31/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I couldn't sleep with her... Barak be all crying and shit because his girl's in my crib.


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InvisibleAstral Pain
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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Arctic W. Fox] * 1
    #21746577 - 05/31/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21746653 - 05/31/15 10:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Just enough to get my next fix of kratom .


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OfflineEnvix
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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: trekie] * 1
    #21746659 - 05/31/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

more than her husband? (i'm guessing)


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OfflineAdolin
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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: trekie]
    #21746664 - 05/31/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Invisibletrekie
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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Adolin]
    #21746690 - 05/31/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Now her is a first lady I could get behind.







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InvisibleAstral Pain
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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Adolin] * 1
    #21746723 - 05/31/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

She's a dude, but I would fuck this wookie in the ass for a million just because of the nightmares that will ensue for the rest of my life.









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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21746729 - 05/31/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

wtf do those red circles mean


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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InvisibleAstral Pain
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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21746753 - 05/31/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A guy's shoulder width if three heads wide. Those are the head widths for measurement. Sorry. Should have threw that in there.


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InvisibleThe Doobie Dude


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21746763 - 05/31/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

shes just an alpha female


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OfflineAdolin
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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21746770 - 05/31/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21746776 - 05/31/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'd probably do it for free just to be able to say I did it.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21746796 - 05/31/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck that transgender bitch. She had Joan Rivers killed!


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