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luvdemboomers
loner with a boner
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How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama?
#21746469 - 05/31/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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so?
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Enlil
OTD God-King




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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21746475 - 05/31/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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D.M.T
Shroomery Contaminant


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Enlil]
#21746482 - 05/31/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have the highest standards on this website and I would do it for free.
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The Doobie Dude


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: D.M.T]
#21746487 - 05/31/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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A gram of fire and some Natty Ice
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ModestMouse
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: luvdemboomers] 1
#21746489 - 05/31/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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A gram of some fire and the brewskis.
I'd do it for free, but now that you made such a reasonable offer I'd think it crass to not take you up on it.
Old chap.
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King Klick
That Guy Everyone Knows



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: ModestMouse]
#21746501 - 05/31/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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A lady that fine you have to romance first.
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: ModestMouse]
#21746522 - 05/31/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I wouldn't want to fuck the president's wife because then he'd probably be mad at me and I don't want the president to be mad at me because he has infinite power
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Arctic W. Fox

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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Sheekle]
#21746539 - 05/31/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I couldn't sleep with her... Barak be all crying and shit because his girl's in my crib.
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Astral Pain
Strange

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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Arctic W. Fox] 1
#21746577 - 05/31/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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trekie
Metal man


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
#21746653 - 05/31/15 10:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just enough to get my next fix of kratom .
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Envix
Avoidant Disorder



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: trekie] 1
#21746659 - 05/31/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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more than her husband? (i'm guessing)
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Adolin




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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: trekie]
#21746664 - 05/31/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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trekie
Metal man


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Adolin]
#21746690 - 05/31/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Now her is a first lady I could get behind.

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Astral Pain
Strange

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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Adolin] 1
#21746723 - 05/31/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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She's a dude, but I would fuck this wookie in the ass for a million just because of the nightmares that will ensue for the rest of my life.


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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
#21746729 - 05/31/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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wtf do those red circles mean
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Astral Pain
Strange

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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
#21746753 - 05/31/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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A guy's shoulder width if three heads wide. Those are the head widths for measurement. Sorry. Should have threw that in there.
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The Doobie Dude


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
#21746763 - 05/31/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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shes just an alpha female
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Adolin




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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#21746770 - 05/31/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomslip
Architekt



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21746776 - 05/31/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'd probably do it for free just to be able to say I did it.
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passifloracaerulea



Registered: 11/13/10
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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21746796 - 05/31/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck that transgender bitch. She had Joan Rivers killed!
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