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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama?
    #21746469 - 05/31/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

so?
how much
You may choose only one


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21746475 - 05/31/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Enlil]
    #21746482 - 05/31/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I have the highest standards on this website and I would do it for free.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: D.M.T]
    #21746487 - 05/31/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A gram of fire and some Natty Ice


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: luvdemboomers] * 1
    #21746489 - 05/31/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A gram of some fire and the brewskis.

I'd do it for free, but now that you made such a reasonable offer I'd think it crass to not take you up on it.

Old chap.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #21746501 - 05/31/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A lady that fine you have to romance first.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #21746522 - 05/31/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I wouldn't want to fuck the president's wife because then he'd probably be mad at me and I don't want the president to be mad at me because he has infinite power


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21746539 - 05/31/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I couldn't sleep with her... Barak be all crying and shit because his girl's in my crib.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Arctic W. Fox] * 1
    #21746577 - 05/31/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21746653 - 05/31/15 10:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Just enough to get my next fix of kratom .


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: trekie] * 1
    #21746659 - 05/31/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

more than her husband? (i'm guessing)


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: trekie]
    #21746664 - 05/31/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Adolin]
    #21746690 - 05/31/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Now her is a first lady I could get behind.







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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Adolin] * 1
    #21746723 - 05/31/15 10:45 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

She's a dude, but I would fuck this wookie in the ass for a million just because of the nightmares that will ensue for the rest of my life.









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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21746729 - 05/31/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

wtf do those red circles mean


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21746753 - 05/31/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A guy's shoulder width if three heads wide. Those are the head widths for measurement. Sorry. Should have threw that in there.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21746763 - 05/31/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

shes just an alpha female


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21746770 - 05/31/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21746776 - 05/31/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'd probably do it for free just to be able to say I did it.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21746796 - 05/31/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck that transgender bitch. She had Joan Rivers killed!


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21746833 - 05/31/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

It'd be ironic to have non-consensual copulation with Reagan wife... "Just say no!"


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Adolin]
    #21746834 - 05/31/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

3.50



Quote:

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I wonder who fucks who in bed.

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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: zZZz]
    #21746857 - 05/31/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

id do it for free. shes thick with nice booty meats


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: theRAPeutic] * 8
    #21746865 - 05/31/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21747030 - 06/01/15 01:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I'd fuck oprah too if i could


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: my3rdeye] * 4
    #21747054 - 06/01/15 01:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21747123 - 06/01/15 01:46 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If you wouldn't fuck the first Lady just to say you fucked the first Lady I have news for you, son.

nigga you gay


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Psychonautica] * 3
    #21747225 - 06/01/15 02:47 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

If you fuck her regardless I have news for you son...


She's really a man


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21747229 - 06/01/15 02:50 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Not if I close my eyes.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Psychonautica] * 3
    #21747235 - 06/01/15 02:53 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21747280 - 06/01/15 03:33 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

This thread makes me feel ill.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: drege] * 1
    #21747286 - 06/01/15 03:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Doodley roodley fumble E pie
gobbledy knobledy pumpkins will die
Razzle Tits!


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #21747287 - 06/01/15 03:38 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Hear hear!


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: twighead]
    #21747312 - 06/01/15 03:54 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

:nocomment:


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: drege]
    #21747318 - 06/01/15 03:59 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: zZZz]
    #21747324 - 06/01/15 04:03 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
3.50








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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21747328 - 06/01/15 04:04 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21747792 - 06/01/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

She has big lips. Can you imagine the suction for the blowjob?


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Patlal]
    #21747850 - 06/01/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

ima need about tree fiddy


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21747902 - 06/01/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Wouldnt want to make the same mistake these guys did.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: ChinChiller]
    #21748360 - 06/01/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Many people say michelle is a man in drag. There was a micheal who was gay and changed sex and changed name. We all know obumble was a gay hustler in his younger days, why would he marry a real woman? The media may know but they would rather die than tell the truth about a dem.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Stonehenge]
    #21748983 - 06/01/15 03:07 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Exhibit A



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21748991 - 06/01/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

A gram of fire is good enough. The case of natty ice is not necessary.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21749022 - 06/01/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You'd need to drink the natty ice before the deed.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21749051 - 06/01/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Astral Pain said:
You'd need to drink the natty ice before the deed.




I would think a gram of fire, provided it was rock or crystal, would be decent enough in itself.

Is there any way I can trade the natty ice for 2 grams of fire? If so, totes down. Call me maybe.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Stonehenge]
    #21749059 - 06/01/15 03:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Stonehenge said:
Many people say michelle is a man in drag. There was a micheal who was gay and changed sex and changed name. We all know obumble was a gay hustler in his younger days, why would he marry a real woman? The media may know but they would rather die than tell the truth about a dem.



Yeah every one knows the American media would never ever report on a democratic president's sex life that shit would be un heard of.

You can even ask Bill Clinton or JFK's family, a dem president's sex life is off limits.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21749072 - 06/01/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

JFK was covered for over decades and Clinton was not exposed by the MSM.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21749092 - 06/01/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

There is a big difference between reporting gossip about affairs, particularly when its been made news already and reporting on the president being gay and his "wife" being a man. An affair made Clinton seem like a loveable rogue, having a tranny wife would not be taken well.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21749110 - 06/01/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Come on Zaps, Clinton's misdeeds were maybe not exposed, but certainly covered extensively by the MSM.  like O.J. trial levels of coverage.
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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Stonehenge]
    #21749116 - 06/01/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Many people say michelle is a man in drag. There was a micheal who was gay and changed sex and changed name. We all know obumble was a gay hustler in his younger days, why would he marry a real woman? The media may know but they would rather die than tell the truth about a dem.






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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21749183 - 06/01/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

I think the media and just about everyone marveled at how sly slick willy was with his lies. It was his trademark. Dudes totally losing now with dementia.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21749209 - 06/01/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Come on Zaps, Clinton's misdeeds were maybe not exposed, but certainly covered extensively by the MSM.  like O.J. trial levels of coverage.
Careful man, you're coming dangerously close to agreeing with stonehenge




Stonehenge and I agree on many things.  It is mostly just one thing we don't.  The MSM was dragged kicking and screaming by the Nat Enquirer and Drudge into the Clinton thing and they still dealt with kid gloves.  The MSM is by and large a bunch of Dem whores.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21749279 - 06/01/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

http://ethosworld.com/library/Franken-Lies-And-the-Lying-Liars-Who-Tell-Them.pdf

skip to pg.34.
or just read the whole thing, its a fun book, whether you agree with Franken or not(which you probably don't)


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    #21749433 - 06/01/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

He's a tool and a hack with absolutely no credibility.  You have to be utterly brain dead to not realize that the MSM is almost exclusively commie socialist Dem cunts.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21749545 - 06/01/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

what about the owners of MSM outlets?  would you classify Rupert Murdoch as a commie socialist Dem cunt?

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Keith Rupert Murdoch /ˈmɜrdɒk/,[8] AC, KCSG (born 11 March 1931) is an Australian American business magnate. Murdoch became managing director of Australia's News Limited, inherited from his father Sir Keith Arthur Murdoch in 1952.[6][9] He is the founder, chairman and CEO of global media holding company News Corporation, the world's second-largest media conglomerate, and its successors News Corp and 21st Century Fox after the conglomerate split on 28 June 2013.




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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21749606 - 06/01/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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He's a tool and a hack with absolutely no credibility.  You have to be utterly brain dead to not realize that the MSM is almost exclusively commie socialist Dem cunts.




Were talking about fucking his wife, not his policies


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21749624 - 06/01/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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what about the owners of MSM outlets?  would you classify Rupert Murdoch as a commie socialist Dem cunt?

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Keith Rupert Murdoch /ˈmɜrdɒk/,[8] AC, KCSG (born 11 March 1931) is an Australian American business magnate. Murdoch became managing director of Australia's News Limited, inherited from his father Sir Keith Arthur Murdoch in 1952.[6][9] He is the founder, chairman and CEO of global media holding company News Corporation, the world's second-largest media conglomerate, and its successors News Corp and 21st Century Fox after the conglomerate split on 28 June 2013.




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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_assets_owned_by_21st_Century_Fox




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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Patlal]
    #21749630 - 06/01/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
He's a tool and a hack with absolutely no credibility.  You have to be utterly brain dead to not realize that the MSM is almost exclusively commie socialist Dem cunts.




Were talking about fucking his wife, not his policies




I don't know if I could, now.  When he was president I could but she is quite beastly now. 

My quote was about Franken.  I don't think I could get it up for him either.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21749639 - 06/01/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

Murdoch may not be a liberal commie but he supports much of that crap via his publications. Are any of his papers conservative? Of course he is well paid to do it, he is a member of the Bilderberg group and wields lots of power.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21749640 - 06/01/15 06:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

You can do it zappaisgod. Everyone has a price.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Stonehenge]
    #21749642 - 06/01/15 06:01 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #21749655 - 06/01/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 7 months ago)

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Come on Zaps, Clinton's misdeeds were maybe not exposed, but certainly covered extensively by the MSM.  like O.J. trial levels of coverage.
Careful man, you're coming dangerously close to agreeing with stonehenge




Stonehenge and I agree on many things.  It is mostly just one thing we don't.  The MSM was dragged kicking and screaming by the Nat Enquirer and Drudge into the Clinton thing and they still dealt with kid gloves.  The MSM is by and large a bunch of Dem whores.




Exactly.  The MSM has to report to put the spin on it for the brainwashed crowd. If they didn't the only stories out there would be the truth.


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    #23882355 - 11/30/16 05:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: hostileuniverse]
    #23882455 - 11/30/16 05:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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This paired with that guy coming out about doing blow with and blowing obama and I'm really starting to wonder.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #23882462 - 11/30/16 05:31 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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This paired with that guy coming out about doing blow with and blowing obama and I'm really starting to wonder.




Lol that guy went through a polygraph exam and badly failed it. He has also been convicted for fraud years ago which should say something.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: Adolin]
    #23882668 - 11/30/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Id lube up her armpit and shoulder fuck  the shit out her . Athletic looking girls with well defined arms drive me nuts .


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: psilynut]
    #23883051 - 11/30/16 09:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

michelle obama = hot as fuck  :firstladyofapproval:


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: crackbaby] * 1
    #23883058 - 11/30/16 09:15 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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michelle obama = hot as fuck  :firstladyofapproval:




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    #23883146 - 11/30/16 09:48 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)



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    #23883176 - 11/30/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

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michelle obama = hot as fuck  :firstladyofapproval:




She has a dick






Nah, son...that's called a 'protruding clitoris'.  Often an indicator of a wild woman with a hearty sexual appetite (usually a squirter as well :thumbup: :heart:)


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: crackbaby] * 1
    #23883182 - 11/30/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

$0. I'm a patriot. If called upon I will do my civic duty.


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Re: How much would you have to be paid to fuck michelle obama? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #23883223 - 11/30/16 10:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

She's ugly as fuck, and might have a penis according to some people, she looks like a fucking monkey though.

With that said, it would be cool just to fuck the former first lady.


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    #23885529 - 12/01/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

Yea id tap datass


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    #23885554 - 12/01/16 07:20 PM (7 years, 1 month ago)

I absolutely abhor this thread and OP is a positive brute. Michelle Obama I hope you never see this thread or feel any sort of ramification of it.


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