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1234go
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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21604948 - 04/27/15 07:18 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Bill_Oreilly said:

A few years ago in the midst of my heroin addiction, this gay dude wanted me.

He offered to give me 120 dollars and a quarter of sour diesel if he could suck my dick.

So I go over his house, and he was really drunk. you could tell this was all he was doing on his Friday night because he tried making his house look good, he was drinking, he dressed up..etc.

so I sit on his bed and he starts sucking my dingaling. I got the money first, of course.

after 2 minutes or so, he goes outside to get more booze in his car or something because he said his mouth was dry.

He never came back. Im alone in this gay dudes house on a Friday night with my pants down. Rock bottom has officially been achieved.

after waiting for him for like 20 minutes, I started snooping around his house and found his weed. Must have been 30 grams or so. I snatched it and left.

the next day I found out he got arrested because he broke into some guys car and ended up passing out, hammered.

go ahead, judge me.

:bashful:

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: 1234go]
#21605288 - 04/27/15 08:21 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

1234go said:

Probably along the lines of this...

LOOOOOL

Mine is and was
A huge anal fetish

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1234go
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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: SunnyD]
#21605506 - 04/27/15 08:57 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Ha.
Yeah if we're talking sexual acts, that's a different story. And I'll pass... :lol:

:lol:

But as far as being flamboyant and totally cake as hell, dressing up takes the win for me.

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larry.fisherman
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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: 1234go]
#21605515 - 04/27/15 09:00 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I've never done any gay shit and wouldn't but for some reason I've been hit on by numerous men. A few just straight up asked me to fuck.

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1234go
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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: larry.fisherman]
#21605565 - 04/27/15 09:12 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: larry.fisherman]
#21605577 - 04/27/15 09:15 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

XLCaps said:

I've never done any gay shit and wouldn't but for some reason I've been hit on by numerous men. A few just straight up asked me to fuck.

because they wanna fuck you, that's why. :lol:

:lol:

how is that so alien, don't you "just wanna fuck" women?

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larry.fisherman
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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: akira_akuma]
#21607482 - 04/28/15 06:19 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I have nothing against anyone's orientation, the tone of my post was mostly because of how awkward it is. I don't want to be rude and make them feel like shit because it is a compliment, but at the same time I personally find the thought of having sex with another man to be repulsive. :shrug:

:shrug:

I suppose a lot of women would probably feel about the same if some random guy compliments her tits or something. It's like.. uhh 'thanks.'

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: Sheekle]
#21607491 - 04/28/15 06:25 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Sheekle said:

entered this thread

lmfaooooooo shit had me rollin

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: Nifflerz]
#21607512 - 04/28/15 06:38 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Gayest thing I ever did was fucking a guy....oh wait :uhoh:

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: larry.fisherman]
#21607628 - 04/28/15 07:47 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

XLCaps said:

I've never done any gay shit and wouldn't but for some reason I've been hit on by numerous men. A few just straight up asked me to fuck.

XLCaps once said:

Donsanpedro said:

Everyone should get their dick sucked (if they want it

Hella advice brah

Yeah bro, totally gay over here. Let's put our tips together.

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

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#21607637 - 04/28/15 07:50 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

My whole life is a big collection of gayness, often without me even realizing it.

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1234go
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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: Asante]
#21607785 - 04/28/15 08:40 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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larry.fisherman
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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: koods]
#21607792 - 04/28/15 08:42 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

koods said:

XLCaps said:

I've never done any gay shit and wouldn't but for some reason I've been hit on by numerous men. A few just straight up asked me to fuck.

XLCaps once said:

Donsanpedro said:

Everyone should get their dick sucked (if they want it

Hella advice brah

Yeah bro, totally gay over here. Let's put our tips together.

I never did get around to that. :sad:

:sad:

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: larry.fisherman]
#21607814 - 04/28/15 08:47 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

You really dove into the gay end of the pool in that thread. I thought for sure we were going to at least get some nudes or something.

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: 1234go]
#21607839 - 04/28/15 08:55 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

1234go said:

Hilarious

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larry.fisherman
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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: Shiithead]
#21607850 - 04/28/15 08:58 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

koods said:

You really dove into the gay end of the pool in that thread. I thought for sure we were going to at least get some nudes or something.

Yeah, that one was a classic.

It took me a minute to find it but this one's definitely a contender.
www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21031216/fpart/1/vc/1

Another good one
www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21030611#21030611

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

[Re: 1234go]
#21607923 - 04/28/15 09:26 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

1234go said:

:rofl:

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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

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#21608258 - 04/28/15 11:11 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

After peeing one time I shook it three times.
Oh fuck it, it was four.. My deepest secret is out.
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Re: what's the gayest thing you ever did?

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#21608279 - 04/28/15 11:18 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I made out with this really tall, good looking older gentlemen.. Looked up and it was a mirror.

"What are you doing sean, getsch yourshelf together man..thisch ischn't who you are.."

Lol I don't want to say my gayest thing.. I've had some regrettable shit in the past

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