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Steve Jobs was a complete douchebag??
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I'm watching the movie "Jobs" which is supposed to he an accurate depiction of Steve Jobs' life

If this movie is on point, then jesus fuck Jobs was a complete fucking tool. I'm suprised nobody killed him before he went big

Intelligently discuss


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Edited by Sheekle (02/26/15 11:15 PM)

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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: Sheekle]
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but he did acid yo

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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: akira_akuma]
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He banged some chick, then took her acid and said "i'm taking some for me and my girlfriend"


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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: akira_akuma] * 6
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I don't approve of the cult of Jobs.  Buncha fucking consumer zombie Applewhores all over his jock for pimping slick looking but shoddily constructed  weapons of mass distraction.
:thisisterrible:

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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: P.Zappatecorum] * 2
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God damn this is a terrible movie, not because it's poorly-structured, but because Steve Jobs was an absolutely terrible person if this is really how he was. I'm sorry to hear it took him as long to die as he did. What a loser.


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
He banged some chick, then took her acid and said "i'm taking some for me and my girlfriend"



the hippy generation was a failure.

we have a better chance now of being a productive hippy generation, but we still aren't productive.

so basically hippies aren't productive and Steve Jobs is like the prototypical hippy.

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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: Sheekle]
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To get to that sort of position, it pays to be a hedonistic narcissist.

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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
God damn this is a terrible movie, not because it's poorly-structured, but because Steve Jobs was an absolutely terrible person if this is really how he was. I'm sorry to hear it took him as long to die as he did. What a loser.



Yea. The movie itself was pretty good I thought as far as cinematography and direction but they indeed depicted Jobs as a total douche. I hope he wasn't like that in real life. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt since he's dead.


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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: kr0nik0] * 1
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Sheekle said:
. I'm sorry to hear it took him as long to die as he did. What a loser.



kr0nik0 said:
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt since he's dead.



:loldongs:

These sentences sounded so hilarious in my head.

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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath] * 5
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Bill Burr says it best..



"New phone can't fit the old charger? That's your hero?"

:lol:

Edited by Zonk (02/26/15 11:20 PM)

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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: Zonk]
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:highfive::lolsy:

fuckin' excellent.

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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: akira_akuma]
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I lieked old macs... Power PC's and the likes. Definitely a far cry from the neo-plastick hipster sheit they sell now.

So likewise, I'm sure he was a super bright innovative, slightly sheisty guy who started strong on his former characteristics - but business and money started to bring out the latter more with time.


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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: twighead]
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Jobs was very ambitious and competitive, also highly focused. That probably didn't make him the nicest person for all the people worked with. But at the end of the day, he did get the job done. That's the other side of the same coin.

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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: koraks] * 2
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Here's some objective information about Steve Jobs from an utterly reputable news source.

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Steve 'Rim' Jobs (Steve Jewbs) was the world's second greatest douchebag, the bearer of the Reality Distortion Field, he was the Antichrist, the man who broke Woz's heart, and the man whose company (Apple) has had to be paid by Microsoft to stay in business. He is also the great messiah of Apple and the mysterious power behind homosexuals. Steve Jobs was the world's most lovable asshole. His real name was Berkley Blue until 1976, when his co-workers renamed him "Jobs" due to him being handy or something, in more ways than one...

On September 14th, 2010, it was revealed that Mr. Jobs was in fact a ninja as well.

On August 24, 2011, a gaunt Mr. Jobs resigned as Apple CEO, heralding the death of the company (and his own). He will be re-buried in 3 to 4 months when a newer, better coffin is released.

On October 5, 2011, Mr. Jobs died after catching a bad case of death. Some argue it was the reaction of God, being disappointed by the revelation of the iPhone 4S instead of the iPhone 5. Others argue that it was his own damn fault for being too hipster for mainstream treatments like chemotherapy, medicine, heterosexuality and any treatment that was managed by a non-apple computer. He instead opted for much trendier and colorful crystal therapy, homopathy, acupuncture, and chiropractic treatment.





https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Steve_Jobs


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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: EllisDSox] * 1
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:lolsy:

:highfive:


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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: koraks]
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koraks said:
Jobs was very ambitious and competitive, also highly focused. That probably didn't make him the nicest person for all the people worked with. But at the end of the day, he did get the job done. That's the other side of the same coin.



This is all tht matters. :cool:


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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: Fantastic Mr. Fox]
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Never been a fan of apple or jobs, only cool thing he did was be open about his lsd use.


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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: Sheekle]
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From what I understand he was in fact a douchebag but I wouldn't take the movie as being 100% factual necessarily.



I saw a parody of this movie called "iSteve" that was pretty funny. A good tv show in a similar vein is "Halt and Catch Fire," about a fictional company making one of the first IBM clones around the same time the original Macintosh was introduced. There is only one season of it so far though.


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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: psi]
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I've read about him and he was that way. He'll ridicule people and single them out and tell them they fucking suck and fire them on spot.

I couldn't finish the movie because it pissed me off.


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Re: Steve Jobs was a completely douchebag?? [Re: Distorted Vision]
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yeah i recently saw that movie for the first time. wasnt that good of a flick and def made jobs look like a dick


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