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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: Konyap]
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It sounds like the condom is too wide.

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It wont come completely off but going in and out pretty much the condom is being held in place as my penis moves so it's sort of like my penis is having sex with the condom.



Damn, that sounds very frustrating for her.


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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: camerinkw]
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camerinkw said:
Recently when having sex the condom will sort of be tugged by my girlfriend's vagina. It wont come completely off but going in and out pretty much the condom is being held in place as my penis moves so it's sort of like my penis is having sex with the condom. I know for sure the condom is not too big. What else could be the issue? It sucks because it ends up unraveling more and half of it is hanging off the tip of my dick while the other half is still on.

Also. Any tips how my girlfriend can get more wet? She does somewhat but definitely not the..referred amount.



Use an unlubed condom, then only add lube to the EXTERIOR.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: badchad] * 1
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Having a loose condom inside  me with a skinny penis going in and out of it would dry me up like a raisin


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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: MommaSmurf]
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Reading some people's replies reminded me of that new member who said, "everyone on here seems so loving and accepting", and it made me laugh ALL OVER AGAIN.
:rofl:


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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: mantis]
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LOL!


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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: MommaSmurf]
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MommaSmurf said:
Having a loose condom inside  me with a skinny penis going in and out of it would dry me up like a raisin



She needs a good ole' fashioned deep-dicking, for sure. I'm available for hire, OP.


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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: mantis]
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:rofl:

I love this thread.
don't know what OP was expecting,  but I sure am entertained


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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: MommaSmurf]
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I miss having sex lol.


A nice warm meat pocket to secure my wang doodle.

Never had problems with wetness.. That's usually a "your doing it wrong problem"

Trust me girls LOVE getting head. If she's telling you to stop to fuck her your doing something wrong lol.

Here let me show you how, first do this


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:bow2::bow2::bow2::bow2::bow2::bow2::bow2::bow2::bow2::bow2:
i sometimes wish I was a wormy, wiggling all in the cold dirt...tickle tackle pickle dickle think a mackshift thought of broken words broken gears and words of conundrums..I'm not a weiner doctor so take that shit to dr. Gonz free boob inplant consultations.. Photo required

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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
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To be fair to OP, he might not be going down on her poorly. Some women actually enjoy deep vaginal sex more than oral sex, but they are definitely in the minority and almost always prefer a combination of the two: The build-up and the grand-finale. Is she saying, "Stop doing that and fuck me", or "Oh my god, oh wow, fuck me NOW!" That would be the difference between "Stop that." and "I'm really aroused now FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED."

You generally don't just shove your dick into a woman immediately. This one girl I knew came from oral sex but she really liked getting fucked hard and deep. She made it very clear, "I really want you to cum inside me."

I'm a gentleman so I wouldn't decline such a request.


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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: mantis]
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try to tie a broom stick on your dick idk dude lol this shit is funny

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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: camerinkw]
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The lack of wetness could be a few things. Anxiety is a common one, especially if she has ever been in an abusive relationship. You could try out a polyurethane condom (Durex Bare among others) which cause much less friction than latex. They feel better for me (guy) too due to transferring heat better.


And get some lube. The KY (or knockoff) "natural" water based if you're on a budget, but I would slurge on some good stuff. Again the water based one. It is noticeably better than the cheap stuff, and she'll appreciate it.


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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: DustBunny] * 1
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This is OP.



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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: Bitter Cactus]
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Bitter Cactus said:
This is OP.





Minus the balls and the legs that thing looks like a deep sea creature..

Is micro penis a real disorder?



Lol


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:bow2::bow2::bow2::bow2::bow2::bow2::bow2::bow2::bow2::bow2:
i sometimes wish I was a wormy, wiggling all in the cold dirt...tickle tackle pickle dickle think a mackshift thought of broken words broken gears and words of conundrums..I'm not a weiner doctor so take that shit to dr. Gonz free boob inplant consultations.. Photo required

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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: Bitter Cactus]
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How are you not banned when you're posting stuff like this in The Pub? Meanwhile, Zombi3 gets banned for calling someone "stupid." :lol:

Don't worry, I never report posts because snitches get stitches. :nono:


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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: mantis]
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It all depends on a mod's relationship with the poster.  Zombi3 obviously has a mod who dislikes him.  I recently caught a 2 week ban for calling someone "CrapMaster Flash" in an (obviously) joking manner.  But if you're cool with the mods, you can post pretty much whatever.

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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: Burke Dennings]
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I think you nailed it :yesnod:


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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: Burke Dennings]
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Also, "CrapMaster Flash" :rofl:


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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: Burke Dennings]
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you got banned for "CrapMaster Flash," and two weeks, at that?


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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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:Prisoner1:

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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: camerinkw]
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Does she hydrate well and keep a good diet?  Could be something going on there.

Have you asked her if she's had this kind of problem with other guys, seeing as you haven't had this problem with other girls?


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