Bill_Oreilly said:

bro...she didn't want your dick and you didnt 'almost fuck her'

sorry OP...troof hertz

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So true.

zZZz said:

She might have been interested in him, but probably didn't want the d.. Or maybe she did idk..

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psi said:

OP you should learn sign language so next time you don't have to guess wtf the deaf chicks are talking about.

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ModestMouse said:

All we can go off of is your description of the situation

It just doesn't sound like she did anything to indicate she actually wanted to fuck you. You said it yourself, she pointed at your pipe.

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Well that's part of it, once she had me outside though and kept signing not to ask for her husband or friend to sign for her and she was franticly signing for me not to go back inside and kept taking my hand and pointing to her house.

Idk much about women but I can take a hint, sometimes signals can be very strong even with a deaf woman evidently. I and several other people who were there could be wrong.

Like I said earlier though she tried so hard to get me to her house that her husbands friend told me that he just got out of prison a year ago and he'd have no problem "fucking me up". Mentioned prior jail time several times, kept saying "you don't do that to some ones wife".All I'm trying to say is It was so fucked up, all I could say was "dude I do not speak sign language, I thought she wanted to smoke outside or something".

Seriously_trippin said:

Alright so last night was waaay to crazy. Me and 2 new friends went to a "company" party with employees and owners there. So I'm expecting slacks and quiet music with maybe rum punch or something. When we got there the place was bumping random music from the past 10 years. Everyone was taking shots/jello shots/Yager bombs etc. So after an hour or 2 of drinking inside, we went to the garage to smoke weed. This is where shit got crazy.

There was this deaf lady and her husband and we started talking to them but the deaf chick was DRUNK. So how do you talk to a drunk deaf chick? Her husband was interpreting her screams/orders. She ordered us to sit on the floor because my buddies weed wasn't good enough(jokingly I think) Then she kept fucking with us and screaming jibberish.

After 30min of this, my new friend and I were bustin up laughing. After a while we got up and returned to smoking and drinking, then the deaf chick came up to me and kept pointing to my pipe(near my crotch) and then yelling and pointing outside and making the hand symbol for her house.

That's when it don doned me that she was asking me to go to her house to have sex. Only problem with that is her husband was right there and his muscle bound ex con Mexican friend kept threatening to beat me to a pulp if I didn't leave. So I have this SUPER DRUNK DEAF MARRIED chick basically dragging me to her house and her husband and friend 10 feet away plotting how to fuck me up somehow.

So I found a screwdriver at some point in the garage and I had it up my sleeve, I would've had to stab them until they stopped fighting. I didn't want to do that but I would've if we didn't work it out diplomatically.

IT WAS SO fucked up, I had no idea what she was saying or trying to do until it was too late. If she wasn't married and her husband wasn't right there I probably would've hit that(she was Asian, I like Asians). It was such a desperate situation though it was like playing drunk charades with a horny married deaf chick. 


SOooo how was ur guys New Years Eve?

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MilkdudTitties said:

Thats kind of stupid. Someone was threatening to beat you up because their friends wife is a slut.

They should be mad at that bitch, not you.

You were respectful enough not to fuck her, but i bet she must cheat on that husband all the time if she was trying to do that right in front of him.

I mean, how can he be mad at you, when its clearly her fault.

If my girlfriend cheated on me with some dude, i wouldnt really be mad at the guy, i would be mad at her for cheating. The only situation where I could understand being mad at the guy would be if he was my friend who should know better.

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Patlal said:

Seriously_trippin said:

Alright so last night was waaay to crazy. Me and 2 new friends went to a "company" party with employees and owners there. So I'm expecting slacks and quiet music with maybe rum punch or something. When we got there the place was bumping random music from the past 10 years. Everyone was taking shots/jello shots/Yager bombs etc. So after an hour or 2 of drinking inside, we went to the garage to smoke weed. This is where shit got crazy.

There was this deaf lady and her husband and we started talking to them but the deaf chick was DRUNK. So how do you talk to a drunk deaf chick? Her husband was interpreting her screams/orders. She ordered us to sit on the floor because my buddies weed wasn't good enough(jokingly I think) Then she kept fucking with us and screaming jibberish.

After 30min of this, my new friend and I were bustin up laughing. After a while we got up and returned to smoking and drinking, then the deaf chick came up to me and kept pointing to my pipe(near my crotch) and then yelling and pointing outside and making the hand symbol for her house.

That's when it don doned me that she was asking me to go to her house to have sex. Only problem with that is her husband was right there and his muscle bound ex con Mexican friend kept threatening to beat me to a pulp if I didn't leave. So I have this SUPER DRUNK DEAF MARRIED chick basically dragging me to her house and her husband and friend 10 feet away plotting how to fuck me up somehow.

So I found a screwdriver at some point in the garage and I had it up my sleeve, I would've had to stab them until they stopped fighting. I didn't want to do that but I would've if we didn't work it out diplomatically.

IT WAS SO fucked up, I had no idea what she was saying or trying to do until it was too late. If she wasn't married and her husband wasn't right there I probably would've hit that(she was Asian, I like Asians). It was such a desperate situation though it was like playing drunk charades with a horny married deaf chick. 


SOooo how was ur guys New Years Eve?

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So basically, you didn't get laid, you didn' t get you ass kicked and you didn't get to stab anyone with a screwdriver. A good night then?

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Yeah I suppose so, I've would've liked to try and get with the other chick I was talking to all night that was my age but I had to gtfo there. I did get lucky though by not getting fucked up, even though it shouldn't have been an issue.