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Offlineencryptor
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in need of sex, badly!!
    #4020696 - 04/06/05 10:21 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

SEX,  :mad2:SEX,  :mad2:SEX,  :mad2:SEX,  :mad2:SEX.  I WANT TO GET LAID!!  i've been waiting for a hot chick for some time, but am thinking to lower my standards to get some pu-tang.  i don't fuck fat chicks though.  eww!! :syringe: :mushroom2:


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: encryptor]
    #4020749 - 04/06/05 10:39 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

i want you to read your post over slowly.
and then think to yourself why you're not getting laid.


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #4020786 - 04/06/05 10:51 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

& mebbe a fem would hafta lower HER standards to accept your would-be inputting...


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: encryptor]
    #4020850 - 04/06/05 11:07 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

HAND:stonedjerk:HAND:stonedjerk:HAND:stonedjerk:HAND:stonedjerk:HAND. You better get used to your hand. desperation never was the ultimate turn-on
plus, your hand isn't even close to a fat chick


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: encryptor]
    #4020868 - 04/06/05 11:10 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

encryptor said:
SEX,  :mad2:SEX,  :mad2:SEX,  :mad2:SEX,  :mad2:SEX.  I WANT TO GET LAID!!  i've been waiting for a hot chick for some time, but am thinking to lower my standards to get some pu-tang.  i don't fuck fat chicks though.  eww!! :syringe: :mushroom2:




waiting for women to want to sleep with you... not the best strategy.
lowering your standards, and getting on with it, thats the way to go. (there is plenty semi-ugly women out there who long for some action) so just pick one, give her all your attention. talk, walk, laugh and just be nice, and you'll most likey be pounding her by this time tomorrow.

besides, for some reason, quite frequently women with not so nice faces have really nice bodies. and then as an added bonus... most ugly women are so happy to get boned, they will do Anything.

so go on valiant knight and deliver them from their plight. smite their genitals with righteous penetration and deliver unto them the heaps of true male essene.


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: Mindzpore]
    #4020924 - 04/06/05 11:27 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Rawflez.


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: Revelation]
    #4020949 - 04/06/05 11:33 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

that's great. really i have no problems getting chicks to like me. I don't act like a perv infront of them. i know which girls want my cock, but i work with them too. sometimes i like to hold off in hopes for someone better or someone i don't work with. peace


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: encryptor]
    #4020992 - 04/06/05 11:46 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: DNKYD]
    #4020998 - 04/06/05 11:48 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #4021164 - 04/06/05 12:40 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

sadsappysucker said:
i want you to read your post over slowly.
and then think to yourself why you're not getting laid.




I'm a firm believer that some good ideas just need to be reinforced so...

Quote:

sadsappysucker said:
i want you to read your post over slowly.
and then think to yourself why you're not getting laid.




:shrug: go buy a whore if you're that concerned with it... You can do whatever you want, and be immature as hell.


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: Psychoactive1984]
    #4021171 - 04/06/05 12:42 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I'm fairly sure that comic was fucking hilarious.


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: freddurgan]
    #4021200 - 04/06/05 12:49 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

yeah, that comic was genius!

Plus, I agree with Psychoactive1984, Get a whore, do whatever with her, have fun and get diseased!


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4021260 - 04/06/05 01:03 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

:shrug: You might as well if you're into indiscriminate sex.

Nothing wrong with it... to each his own, just trying to help you simplify your goal as I see it.


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"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: Psychoactive1984]
    #4021305 - 04/06/05 01:12 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Man people are harsh on this guy. So he wants sex? Are you all women? Let a man pine for sex. Damn


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: freddurgan]
    #4021320 - 04/06/05 01:16 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

I said nothing's wrong with it :tongue:

Let him pine all he wants... but if he needs to share his desperation on a forum... he obviously requires our help.

I just provided the simplest solution to his problem.


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"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: Psychoactive1984]
    #4021327 - 04/06/05 01:18 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Yep, definitely.


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4021613 - 04/06/05 02:46 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

lol.  you guys are funny.  i put the angry faces on my post cause i thought it was hilarious and thought it might grab people's attention.  reading these post are great!  i just need to act cool and play some girls.  it works like a charm.  i lost my virginity to a whore.  she was fucking hot too!  hahaha.  i want sex 3 times a day. :syringe: :mushroom2:


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: encryptor]
    #4021633 - 04/06/05 02:50 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Marry a whore?


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: DNKYD]
    #4021648 - 04/06/05 02:54 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:





:lol:


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Re: in need of sex, badly!! [Re: SuperMario]
    #4021816 - 04/06/05 03:48 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

:rotfl:


a fat one



:smile:


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