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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: Dark_Star]
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Dark_Star said:
Your girlfriend is fucking someone else bro.


Honestly I don't give a fuck.


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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: plambe]
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That someone else has a bigger & more effective cock than yours. :cookiemonster:


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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: plambe]
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plambe said:
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It sounds like you want to cheat on your girl by raping a coworker or something.


lololol what the fuck dude. I never said anything like that, don't be making shit up, yo! I just need to figure a way out how to ignore her and do my job. I mean I can't lie, she catches my attention very effectively.


It's called practicing some self control. Are you normally this helpless at controlling your impulses?


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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: Gilgamesh18] * 1
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lol calling me a white knight.
I'm just giving the dude some advice. He's chasing unrealistic tail.


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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: Webster10]
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Webster10 said:
Are you normally this helpless at controlling your impulses?


Yes, I have very poor control over impulses. I constantly get in trouble over it. What sort of drugs mend that?


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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: Adden]
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Dys said:
If you've got a girlfriend who deals with you and cares for you, don't go chasing tail at work. I've got a mental disorder myself. I'll love my wife forever for dealing with my crazy self. I'd never trade that for a piece of ass, especially a 6-6.5 with the "mermaid effect". It sounds like you want to cheat on your girl by raping a coworker or something. Maybe consider chemical castration. Women are humans not cumshot targets. 99% anyway.


"Maybe consider chemical castration"  :rofl2:

Does anyone volunteer for this?

"Women are humans not cumshot targets"

The porn industry disagrees with this assessment.

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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: Dark_Star]
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Dark_Star said:
That someone else has a bigger & more effective cock than yours. :cookiemonster:


LOL your trolling skills are cute.


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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: plambe]
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plambe said:
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It sounds like you want to cheat on your girl by raping a coworker or something.


lololol what the fuck dude. I never said anything like that, don't be making shit up, yo! I just need to figure a way out how to ignore her and do my job. I mean I can't lie, she catches my attention very effectively.


the stare rape needs to stop


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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: Prisoner#1]
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I wager she's already filed a complaint with HR.

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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: Adden]
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Dys said:
I wager she's already filed a complaint with HR.


you assume he isnt rich and goodlooking, it's never sexual harassment
when they're rich and good looking


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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: Adden]
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Wait until her loser boyfriend finds out about your intentions and actions.  That should be sexy.


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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Dys said:
I wager she's already filed a complaint with HR.


She would need some evidence of me harassing her and since that didn't happen I don't see what she would tell the HR department. I just talked to her (I manipulate girls well) to figure out whats the deal.

I wonder if there is a correlation between me wanting her and kicking opiates.


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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
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i think if you removed your testes, the sexual urges will disappear. just a thought.


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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: mpd]
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mpd said:
Wait until her loser boyfriend finds out about your intentions and actions.  That should be sexy.


I have no problem with that, I'll kick his ass.


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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: Dr_BooM]
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Dr_BooM said:
i think if you removed your testes, the sexual urges will disappear. just a thought.


But...thats unpractical, geez for a psychedelic community you sure do come up with lame ideas :frown:


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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: plambe]
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That's your sex drive and dopamine returning. Oxytocin > oxycontin.

plambe said:
mpd said:
Wait until her loser boyfriend finds out about your intentions and actions.  That should be sexy.


I have no problem with that, I'll kick his ass.


Yeah kick the guys ass because his girlfriend won't fuck you. Sounds legit.

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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: Adden]
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Dys said:
That's your sex drive and dopamine returning. Oxytocin > oxycontin.


Ah so you've been in the same boat, eh?


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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: Dr_BooM]
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Dr_BooM said:
i think if you removed your testes, the sexual urges will disappear. just a thought.



that's not true, I removed mine and I still have sexual urges...


granted I only removed them from plambe's mouth


:loldongs:


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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: Prisoner#1]
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To me it sounds like youve fixated on her. First step in becoming a serial killer/rapist. Joking. Seriously though, I spent my first 20 yrs not in relationships. I couldnt trust myself to be faithful or ignore my impulses. There was no point I'm me hurting so.eone else because I couldnt get my shit straight.

Maybe you should just take a step back and work on this. Might not be a bad thing to confide in someone thats active in your personal life. At least be a man about it.


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Re: Coworker became progressively hotter (mermaid effect) [Re: lvnthalife]
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I'll try to fixate on my work for now and ignore her as best as I can.


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