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Re: Constipation? [Re: whatsgrimace]
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Not sure if anyone suggested this, but coffee. Lots of coffee. Drink that shit black.

I actually just finished taking my first shit in about 3 days.

Kratom is a bitch sometimes.


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So I don't care if it will break my heart,
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Re: Constipation? [Re: Not Responding]
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Not Responding said:
Not sure if anyone suggested this,


:uhno: It's one page man. Not too hard to read.


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Re: Constipation? [Re: Not Responding] * 1
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Not Responding said:
Lots of coffee. Drink that shit black.



Definitely works, not so good for the adrenal system...but it'll without a doubt get you moving.
I'll be a living example here in about 15 minutes.

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Re: Constipation? [Re: 1234go]
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Coffee makes me sick sometimes if I drink enough of it. I still do though. Love coffee.


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Re: Constipation? [Re: Magenta] * 1
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Mr Magenta said:
:uhno: It's one page man. Not too hard to read.


Did that boost your esteem for the day?

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Re: Constipation? [Re: 1234go]
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Yeah, I'm an internet bully that gets off from dyslexic individuals.


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Re: Constipation? [Re: Magenta]
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i suggest walking for more then half an hour (not trying to get anywhere just taking your time and enjoying the movement) followed by an auto massage (search youtube for autoshiatsu for constipation)
that should work pretty good!


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Re: Constipation? [Re: Magenta] * 1
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Mr Magenta said:
Yeah, I'm an internet bully that gets off from dyslexic individuals.



:yeahthatsfunny:

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Re: Constipation? [Re: Magenta]
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Mr Magenta said:
Yeah, I'm an internet bully that gets off from dyslexic individuals.


:facepalm:

This thread is actually 3 pages for me. You do realize you can set the number of posts per page, right?

I see shroomery still has its fair share of :tard:


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear




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Re: Constipation? [Re: whatsgrimace]
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Probably your best bet would be a stool softener/laxative combo. Also drinking a bunch of water can help


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it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

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Re: Constipation? [Re: nicechrisman]
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If anyone would know it would def be this guy.


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear




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Re: Constipation? [Re: whatsgrimace]
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I have very good control over my bowl movements. If I can't shit, I make myself shit. I imagine how I "push" it out of my body is similar to how women push out their babies.

You need to apply pressure internally and squeeze it the fuck out. But let the shit come through your digestive track enough for doing it. I have forced out a couple of premature shits and it left my ass burning.


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Re: Constipation? [Re: nicechrisman]
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Well, now I've got a different problem. I drank half a gallon of Peach and Mango juice and now I can't STOP shitting. And it's that really watery shit where you don't know if you should fart or not.

Goddammit. :facepalm:


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Re: Constipation? [Re: whatsgrimace]
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:haha:

Just let flow,let it flow...


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Dear Kratom,

I've been numb for so long that I forgot how to feel
So I don't care if it will break my heart,
Just fuck me till I disappear




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Re: Constipation? [Re: Not Responding]
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It's so stupid that it's funny kinda.


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Re: Constipation? [Re: whatsgrimace]
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Eat a bunch of cheese and white bread


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Re: Constipation? [Re: Webster10] * 2
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Webster10 said:
I have very good control over my bowl movements. If I can't shit, I make myself shit. I imagine how I "push" it out of my body is similar to how women push out their babies.

You need to apply pressure internally and squeeze it the fuck out. But let the shit come through your digestive track enough for doing it. I have forced out a couple of premature shits and it left my ass burning.


Hemorrhoid10

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Re: Constipation? [Re: 1234go]
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I'm not pushing that hard when I do it. And I rarely do it, only when I'm about to go out and can feel that I'm going to have to shit in an hour or two.


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Re: Constipation? [Re: Webster10] * 1
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Webster10 said:
only when I'm about to go out and can feel that I'm going to have to shit in an hour or two.


I can relate, i've been there.
Sometimes all we've got is a push & a pinch of time, to do the business.

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