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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: EdibleStereos]
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EdibleStereos said:
Sheekle said:
Well i figured u guys bragging about the hair salon people rubbing their tits on you would be the creepy ones in this situation because i'd presume they do if accidentally or without thinking when theyre moving around cutting ur hair and ur making it seem like it's a thing. As if like, u go to get ur haircut and the ladies there are all horny and deliverately rubbing their tits all over u which i highly doubt happens


I'm sure my hair salon person has "rubbed her tits on me" i just never thought of it



Nah dude, I doubt it's cause they are horny. Its like some chicks in any job where they get tips as a big source of their income. They probably think it will get them better tips, just like waitresses with low cut blouses.

There has only been one chick who I actually thought did it because they may be interested, and she was my age and we got along well and was real flirty and shit, until I mentioned I had a girlfriend, the she kinda became a bitch and started fucking up the back of my head a lot.



The hair salons and restaurants near u r full of prostitutes


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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: The Doobie Dude]
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I shave my head(buzz it down), Let it grow out and have curls once again, then when im tired of it. I buzz cut it again. I fuck up my crown sometimes so my wife gets to do that part.


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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: Sheekle]
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The Doobie Dude said:
You should get her banned in real life.



Sheekle said:
EdibleStereos said:
Sheekle said:
Well i figured u guys bragging about the hair salon people rubbing their tits on you would be the creepy ones in this situation because i'd presume they do if accidentally or without thinking when theyre moving around cutting ur hair and ur making it seem like it's a thing. As if like, u go to get ur haircut and the ladies there are all horny and deliverately rubbing their tits all over u which i highly doubt happens


I'm sure my hair salon person has "rubbed her tits on me" i just never thought of it



Nah dude, I doubt it's cause they are horny. Its like some chicks in any job where they get tips as a big source of their income. They probably think it will get them better tips, just like waitresses with low cut blouses.

There has only been one chick who I actually thought did it because they may be interested, and she was my age and we got along well and was real flirty and shit, until I mentioned I had a girlfriend, the she kinda became a bitch and started fucking up the back of my head a lot.



The hair salons and restaurants near u r full of prostitutes




Prostitutes? They prefer "lady of the night".

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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: EdibleStereos]
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I don't really like when they talk. But the Barber I have now I don't mind. He's a cool older dude and its a perfect cut every time.


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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: Enjoywho]
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Enjoywho said:
I don't really like when they talk. But the Barber I have now I don't mind. He's a cool older dude and its a perfect cut every time.




Yeah, I dont like when my prostitutes talk either. I give them they money, they blow me. What's there to talk about besides if greek is extra?

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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: EdibleStereos]
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Sheekle's mom doesn't talk :cookiemonster:


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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: EdibleStereos]
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EdibleStereos said:
Enjoywho said:
I don't really like when they talk. But the Barber I have now I don't mind. He's a cool older dude and its a perfect cut every time.




Yeah, I dont like when my prostitutes talk either. I give them they money, they blow me. What's there to talk about besides if greek is extra?




:lol:

Exactly.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: Enjoywho]
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The best salon was the place that put a beer in your hand when you sat down, fuck I miss that place. Good stylists too.

I get my hair cut by beautiful women for way to much money, only. I've resigned myself to the fact that, even if I knew what I wanted it to look like, and could communicate that in stylist speak, they're gonna just cut it how they want anyway. I give em a general length idea and then let em go nuts. I chat with a hot chick for a bit, and come out looking fresh, all in all everything I really want from a haircut.

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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: Lynnch]
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Lynnch said:
The best salon was the place that put a beer in your hand when you sat down, fuck I miss that place. Good stylists too.

I get my hair cut by beautiful women for way to much money, only. I've resigned myself to the fact that, even if I knew what I wanted it to look like, and could communicate that in stylist speak, they're gonna just cut it how they want anyway. I give em a general length idea and then let em go nuts. I chat with a hot chick for a bit, and come out looking fresh, all in all everything I really want from a haircut.




That is pretty true, you can give them guidelines, but in the end of the day, they really are an artistic profession with their own style, if it doesnt suit an individual, find someone who's style does. That's my view anyways.

And I'd love a beer with my cut, I get the whole coffee, tea, water thing. But fuck I'd love a beer.

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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: EdibleStereos]
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I like getting my haircut it feels good


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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: watermelon mon]
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I hate how after you explain what you want they ask for a certain number. Your the Barber just make me look good. I have a great Barber it's awesome.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: zZZz]
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When I go to the Barber I end up with a fucked up fade like Kim Jong Un.

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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: EdibleStereos]
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EdibleStereos said:
The Doobie Dude said:
You should get her banned in real life.



Sheekle said:
EdibleStereos said:
Sheekle said:
Well i figured u guys bragging about the hair salon people rubbing their tits on you would be the creepy ones in this situation because i'd presume they do if accidentally or without thinking when theyre moving around cutting ur hair and ur making it seem like it's a thing. As if like, u go to get ur haircut and the ladies there are all horny and deliverately rubbing their tits all over u which i highly doubt happens


I'm sure my hair salon person has "rubbed her tits on me" i just never thought of it



Nah dude, I doubt it's cause they are horny. Its like some chicks in any job where they get tips as a big source of their income. They probably think it will get them better tips, just like waitresses with low cut blouses.

There has only been one chick who I actually thought did it because they may be interested, and she was my age and we got along well and was real flirty and shit, until I mentioned I had a girlfriend, the she kinda became a bitch and started fucking up the back of my head a lot.



The hair salons and restaurants near u r full of prostitutes




Prostitutes? They prefer "lady of the night".



All this cracked me up, but yeah, it was just like EdibleStereoes said, rub some tits, bigger tip, women aren't completely stupid!

Man, its been so long since I posted out here, I miss this shit, and all the characters out here!


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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: Imperfect Iam]
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I've never been to a barber before. I don't like men touching my hair.
Plus the barbers here are large hairy italian men that smell amazing, but they are awkward.
I like salons when either a chick or a gay dude cuts my hair cause they are easier to talk to I find.


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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: Bulbasaur]
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:feelspokeman:


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: Bulbasaur]
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You know, I was thinking earlier, when did the hair cutting business go from straight dudes, barbers, to almost a predominantly womans career, or gay mans, at least where I am from.


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All you touch, and all you see, is all your life will ever be- Pink Floyd

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Re: barber pet peeves official thread [Re: Imperfect Iam]
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Y'know, I've not had an actual haircut in years. I'll just let it grow real long, then buzz it off when I'm tired of it.

Works for me :shrug:


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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