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Dr. Phil's amazing personality test!

#2002097 - 10/12/03 07:59 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

I got this in an email and came out with a score of 47...

Dr Phil is this bald headed overweight fuck on TV (as if you don't fuckin know) that tries to straighten out people with his all-knowing power gained from years and years of bookworming and schooling and experience` and all that jizz. All of who's advice is actually mostly common sense that his patients SHOULD already fuckin know, but they just want some guy on TV to tell them what to do, cuz after all, TV is ALWAYS RIGHT! Right?? Of course, STFU. Anyways, Dr. Phil, who's posed to know about stuff like personalities and who is nice and who ain't, kinda like Santa, ANOTHER bald ass fat fuck. What is it with Bald assed Fat fuckin people, do they get smarter by the pound and wiser by the hair they lose? :smirk:

Anyways you try and see if you are cool or not, likeable or not, stable or not, or whatever or not.

AND DON'T CHEAT..we will know if you do and we'll all...ummmmm...er....huh.....point at you and go...CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!!!

OH...and be sure to tell us what you got so we can go...HA!!! CHEATER!!!

You have to write down you answer, like a or b or g and then add up your points at the bottom but DON'T LOOK DOWN THERE NOW. Fuckin Cheater...

You must use a No. 666 Pencil!

1. When do you feel your best?
a) in the morning
b) during the afternoon & and early evening
c) late at night

2. You usually walk....
a) fairly fast, with long steps
b) fairly fast, with little steps
c) less fast head up, looking the world in
the face
d) less fast, head down
e) very slowly

3. When talking to people you...
a) stand with your arms folded
b) have your hands clasped
c) have one or both your hands on your
hips
d) touch or push the person to whom you
are talking
e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or
smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with...
a) your knees bent with your legs neatly
side by side
b) your legs crossed
c) your legs stretched out or straight
d) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you
react with...
a) a big, appreciative laugh
b) a laugh, but not a loud one
c) a quiet chuckle
d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social
gathering you...
a) make a loud entrance so everyone
notices you
b) make a quiet entrance, looking around
for someone you know
c) make the quietest entrance, trying to
stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard, concentrating
hard, and you're interrupted, do you...
a) welcome the break
b) feel extremely irritated
c) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you
like most?
a) Red or orange
b) black
c) yellow or light blue
d) green
e) dark blue or purple
f) white
g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those
last few moments before going to sleep, you lie...
a) stretched out on your back
b) stretched out face down on your stomach
c) on your side, slightly curled
d) with your head on one arm
e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are...
a) falling
b) fighting or struggling
c) searching for something or somebody
d) flying or floating
e) you usually have dreamless sleep
f) your dreams are always pleasant

POINTS:
> 1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
> 2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
> 3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
> 4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
> 5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
> 6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
> 7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
> 8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g)1
> 9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
> 10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care". You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an
exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh,
lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as
sensible, cautious, careful &practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as
painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are
shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions &who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

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