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I think I'm fecally impacted.
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This sucks.  I tried first laxatives and had the shits around whatever's blocking me up.  I tried an enema and that sucked, it was a mineral oil one, perhaps I should try the saline?

I drank magnesium citrate today and I've been pissing out my ass but something's still blocking me up.

It's been 17 days since the irregularities start.  I don't know waht to do .  I figure if I don't shit by sunday, maybe go to the ER on monday?

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Oh yeah, almost forgot.  I don't use opiates.  I was prescribed adderall and I took it for 3 days, but it made me constipated so I stopped, and i've not gone back to regular.

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Go to the Doctor, 17 days is a long time don't want to get a serious condition.

Just have yourself checked out to be on the safe side ...

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Yeah I'm going in on monday I think.  The reason I say "think" is because I'm not sure if I should wait till monday or just hit up the ER and eat the multi-thousand dollar bill....

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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i didnt poop for over a week once. i think it was probably around 7-10 days.

was on a serious binge.

long story short i had my gf buy me some laxatives. the little chocolate ones from cvs. ate 1, hours later i had 2 n 3. like 2 more hours go by and im walking to the kitchen for water and it felt like someone shot me. i drop to my knees in pain. feels like someone is twisted a knife inside me.

i poop. its painful. like giving birth but not a painful birth, more like a fat shaniqua giving birth on the toilet. "i didnt know i was preggers" jerry springer kinda thing.

so  im cleaning my ass and of course im using a heavy handful of tp. once the tp from my hand touches my brown eye i immediately drop the tp in the water.

oh my, whats this?. a turd is still hanging from my bhole. wait a second....thats not a turd. i poke and prod it. thats my insides....

i stand up on the double sink counter, put my back to the mirror, bend over with my head between my legs. spread my butt open and take a good look at whats going on.

the entire right half of my brown eye was like a baboons ass. apparently i had pushed my inner hemorrhoidal tissue all the way down to my brown eye with my coke can poop.

soooo fucking scared. took a warm shower and within 24 hours later my bhole went back to normal. scary stuff.

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #3] * 2
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Anonymous #3 said:
i didnt poop for over a week once. i think it was probably around 7-10 days.

was on a serious binge.

long story short i had my gf buy me some laxatives. the little chocolate ones from cvs. ate 1, hours later i had 2 n 3. like 2 more hours go by and im walking to the kitchen for water and it felt like someone shot me. i drop to my knees in pain. feels like someone is twisted a knife inside me.

i poop. its painful. like giving birth but not a painful birth, more like a fat shaniqua giving birth on the toilet. "i didnt know i was preggers" jerry springer kinda thing.

so  im cleaning my ass and of course im using a heavy handful of tp. once the tp from my hand touches my brown eye i immediately drop the tp in the water.

oh my, whats this?. a turd is still hanging from my bhole. wait a second....thats not a turd. i poke and prod it. thats my insides....

i stand up on the double sink counter, put my back to the mirror, bend over with my head between my legs. spread my butt open and take a good look at whats going on.

the entire right half of my brown eye was like a baboons ass. apparently i had pushed my inner hemorrhoidal tissue all the way down to my brown eye with my coke can poop.

soooo fucking scared. took a warm shower and within 24 hours later my bhole went back to normal. scary stuff.




This is why I love the shroomery.

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Nooooo!  PROLAPSE!  Dude don't scare me I may never try to pass this turd. :frown:

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Nooooo!  PROLAPSE!  Dude don't scare me I may never try to pass this turd. :frown:



not a prolapse. not really. it was like someone sucked on the right portion of my brown eye.

it looked like when those porn star girls put the twat pump on their coot and it gets all puffed n swollen. you could see a little of the inside coming out only cause of how swollen it was. looked like a giant tumor/swollen red baboon arse.

prolapse is when your insides are hanging out.

mine was basically a giant hemorrhoid

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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So I went to the ER, they did a CT scan and all that fun stuff.  Looks like I don't have diverticulitis and no cancer, so that's good, but tehre's still some impaction.  They have me on 30 days of miralax and lactinex together.  I'ma be pissing out my ass I guess.

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
So I went to the ER, they did a CT scan and all that fun stuff.  Looks like I don't have diverticulitis and no cancer, so that's good, but tehre's still some impaction.  They have me on 30 days of miralax and lactinex together.  I'ma be pissing out my ass I guess.



pics and or video ?

go drink a bunch of guiness  :naughty:


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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Did they say why it was caused? Was it the adderal?

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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They think it was my uh, sunflower seed binge....  Yes I went on a sunflower seed binge during a study session.  Over the course of a couple days while I sat in the library two weeks ago I ate 2lb of sunflower seeds and snack mix...

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
So I went to the ER, they did a CT scan and all that fun stuff.  Looks like I don't have diverticulitis and no cancer, so that's good, but tehre's still some impaction.  They have me on 30 days of miralax and lactinex together.  I'ma be pissing out my ass I guess.



pics and or video ?

go drink a bunch of guiness  :naughty:






Oooh I wonder if I can obtain those..

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #3 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
So I went to the ER, they did a CT scan and all that fun stuff.  Looks like I don't have diverticulitis and no cancer, so that's good, but tehre's still some impaction.  They have me on 30 days of miralax and lactinex together.  I'ma be pissing out my ass I guess.



pics and or video ?

go drink a bunch of guiness  :naughty:






Oooh I wonder if I can obtain those..



get us some visuals.
the people of the internet demand it!  :kingcrankey:

no seriously. get us something...it would be epic.

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I'm trying, it's hard to get that stuff from an ER, they're all paperwork and shit.  It'd have been easier if I went this morning to a specialist and got an appointment, cheaper too.  I'm out 400$ or something like that (thank god for insurance or I'd be out like 3 grand).

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Dude I went through some of the worse ass problems last year. I ended getting surgery for it. Not only was a fecally impacted but I had this tag of skin not hemorrhoids that was attached to my ass. So any time of fecal matter that passed through was the worse pain imaginable. Like literally I read on the Internet where one lady so this pain is worse than child birth. Got the surgery and was still fucked up for like 4, 5, months but finally did get healed. Dude try to move your bowels once, twice a day. But the doctor can also perform an almost anal birth of shit if it's really bad.

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
They think it was my uh, sunflower seed binge....  Yes I went on a sunflower seed binge during a study session.  Over the course of a couple days while I sat in the library two weeks ago I ate 2lb of sunflower seeds and snack mix...



Ah yes, yet another victim to the horrible monster that is excessive fiber consumption.  How the majority ov medical professionals(professional =/= expert, mind you) not only fail to see how fiber is the leading cause ov all colorectal ailments, but go so far as to advocate its consumption, is testament to the mass degeneration ov common sense that pervades western thinking.

Your condition is the result ov too much insoluble fiber in combination with amphetamine constipation and over-urination(which depletes pooping essentials like potassium).  Not enough dietary fat, which aids colonic motility, may have also been a factor.  Your intestinal flora count is also decimated from the laxative induced diarrhea and byproducts ov fiber fermentation. 

I sincerely wish you luck in getting back on track with your bowels.  Unfortunately, the fiber addicted suffer acute constipation from sudden withdrawal due to acclimation, but i do hope that you can taper your consumption after this lesson.  To get through this and back to "normal"(which for most is unfortunately daily #1-3 stool types while ideal is #5- only possible with low fiber diets), i recommend the following:

-Keep with the probiotics but avoid harsh stimulant laxatives.
-Lower fiber intake(but not significantly-yet) and only consume soluble fiber.
-Eat foods high in potassium.
-Do not drink a lot ov water.  Water from drinks do not increase stool moisture and too much leads to mineral depleting over-urination.  Colonic mucus determines stool moisture and water that is'nt bound to bacteria cells is eliminated.
- Eat a high fat meal and try to sense the reflex during the time after eating.  A mild laxative like caffeine at the time may help, but not too much due to the diuretic property.

Good luck and remember how you got to this point.

-Lavod

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #8]
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I don't normally eat a high fiber diet.  I'm kind of a meat and meat kind of guy... and I'm usually pooping once a day... But yeah those sunflower seeds fucked me up.

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Re: I think I'm fecally impacted. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I don't normally eat a high fiber diet.  I'm kind of a meat and meat kind of guy... and I'm usually pooping once a day...



:thumbup:  The sunflower seeds fucked you up because your system is (naturally)acclimated to a low fiber diet.  I should have figured it was fiber shock.  Much better to make one mistake like this over a life ov high fiber and the eventual hell it will bring about.

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