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Impacted Bowel
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Has anyone here ever had one? Ugh.... it's the worst feeling in the whole fucking world! Apparently I've had this condition most of my life, but haven't thought to research on it. I usually just used suppositories and it helped, but now I actually know what's wrong and how to fix it!!

A high fiber diet, exercise, and water, water, water!!

I had a hunch that this would work, even without research.

I could also lube my finger up and break the impacted fecal matter manually, but I don't really have the urge (no pun intended) to dick around in my own asshole. Although this condition has nearly driven me there before.

If you think I'm a troll, then you're wrong. I've literally contemplated suicide while trying to shit.

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Re: Impacted Bowel [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Well if it hurts that bad, get in there and shake things up...

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Re: Impacted Bowel [Re: Anonymous #1]
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are you asking us a question?

or is this a cool story, bro?

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Re: Impacted Bowel [Re: Anonymous #2]
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A little of both.

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Re: Impacted Bowel [Re: Anonymous #1]
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If you would rather stick a shotgun in your mouth than a finger in your ass, your priorities are fucked up.

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Re: Impacted Bowel [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
If you would rather stick a shotgun in your mouth than a finger in your ass, your priorities are fucked up.



:rofl2:

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Re: Impacted Bowel [Re: Anonymous #4]
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i make a bad habit of threadjacking but i just finished jacking off and it  :feelsgoodman: it's just me, my right hand, and a loaded gun if my online dating thing doesnt work out

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Re: Impacted Bowel [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Just eat a couple of pounds of lard and you'll be right as rain... chocolate rain.

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