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Catholic Register reports demonic activity increasing, keeping the US’s 50 trained exorcists busy.
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One Catholic priest is convinced.

Father Vincent Lampert, designated exorcist for the Archdiocese of Indianapolis, last week told the National Catholic Register that reports of demonic activity were increasing, keeping the United States’ 50 trained exorcists busy.

“I don’t think the devil has upped his game,” Father Lampert said. “I think people today are more apt to play his game.”

His perspective can be understood: A recent Pew Research Centre study found witchcraft to be the fastest growing religion in the United States and one fifth of its populace embracing atheism.

Father Lampert said he has personally performed five exorcisms, but receives between 10-12 calls a week from people seeking help.

“I saw someone levitate once,” he said. “I saw foaming at the mouth, bodily contortions, superhuman strength, speaking in strange languages and howling like wild animals.”

By all accounts, he expects more to come.



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Is the Craigslist killer a Satanist? She has claimed to have killed ‘up to 100’. Source: Supplied

MIRANDA BARBOUR

This 19-year-old brunette is the epitome of the modern American woman: Young. Long, lank dark hair. Petite.

“Looks can be deceiving,” she snapped at a local reporter.

She also happens to be a self-proclaimed Satan worshipper and possibly America’s worst female serial killer.

Barbour had been charged with only one murder when she thrust herself into to public eye earlier this month — declaring to all who would listen that she had killed “almost 100” people in the past six years.

For this to be true, she would have had to have started at the tender age of 13.

US detectives are investigating her claims but have so far not made any public statements beyond the single murder charge she has already been issued with.

Three weeks after their marriage, Barbour and her husband Elytte, 22, allegedly consummated their union through the killing of Troy LaFerrara, 42.

Barbour contacted LaFerrara via the website Craigslist. She offered him sex for $100. Instead, she is said to have stabbed him to death.



With he spate of demonic and satanic related crime of the rise the exorcists are busier than ever. Apparently it's not just in the movies, they're doing exorcisms in real life. Thoughts?


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Re: Catholic Register reports demonic activity increasing, keeping the US’s 50 trained exorcists busy. [Re: Ellis Dee]
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Stay away from drugs folks!

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Re: Catholic Register reports demonic activity increasing, keeping the US’s 50 trained exorcists busy. [Re: Konyap] * 4
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Illyabo said:
Stay away from drugs folks!



drugs are fine.  stay away from craigslist hookers


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Re: Catholic Register reports demonic activity increasing, keeping the US’s 50 trained exorcists busy. [Re: NWlight] * 4
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NWlight said:
Illyabo said:
Stay away from drugs folks!



drugs are fine fucking awesome.  stay away from craigslist hookers




fixed


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: Catholic Register reports demonic activity increasing, keeping the US’s 50 trained exorcists busy. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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Drugs are like toys for poor people

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Re: Catholic Register reports demonic activity increasing, keeping the US’s 50 trained exorcists busy. [Re: Konyap] * 2
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Illyabo said:
Drugs are like toys for poor people



strike 2 lol


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Re: Catholic Register reports demonic activity increasing, keeping the US’s 50 trained exorcists busy. [Re: Konyap]
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Illyabo said:
Drugs are like toys for poor people



I'm guessing your parents didn't buy you many toys when you were a kid.


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Have your body moving, shaking hips and throwing fits

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Re: Catholic Register reports demonic activity increasing, keeping the US’s 50 trained exorcists busy. [Re: Pretty Lights] * 2
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This whole thread
:mygoditsfullofstars: :nojustno: :imout: :dumbass:

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Re: Catholic Register reports demonic activity increasing, keeping the US’s 50 trained exorcists busy. [Re: Murph]
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I should call the news and tell them I think I've been taken over by a demon.

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Re: Catholic Register reports demonic activity increasing, keeping the US’s 50 trained exorcists busy. [Re: Murph] * 1
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Hail Satan ?

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Re: Catholic Register reports demonic activity increasing, keeping the US’s 50 trained exorcists busy. [Re: Uzziel] * 1
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Hpw much does it pay? If there is a demand, it sounds fun. A litle splashy splash, a bit of Jesus, money from morons


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Re: Catholic Register reports demonic activity increasing, keeping the US’s 50 trained exorcists busy. [Re: specialpeopleclub] * 2
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I'm pretty sure you get paid in alter boys and eternal salvation.

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Re: Catholic Register reports demonic activity increasing, keeping the US’s 50 trained exorcists busy. [Re: The5thElement] * 1
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It is time for me to renew my study of the occult, paranormal, mystical, hermetic, esoteric and spiritualistic theosophical sciences.

We are surrounded by spiritual forces both good, evil and neither, and we must equip ourselves with the tools to understand and manipulate them, for our protection and benefit.

SORCERY!!!!

:wizard:

Its real as shit. Thaumaturgy.

Dismiss these subjects at your peril.

Kabbalah. Goetica. The sacred magic of Abremelin the Mage. The Kybalion.

Qabbalah!

Sephiroth...

The tree of life....



Ritual magic wizardism


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Re: Catholic Register reports demonic activity increasing, keeping the US’s 50 trained exorcists busy. [Re: Ellis Dee] * 1
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Ellis Dee said:
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This 19-year-old brunette is the epitome of the modern American woman: Young. Long, lank dark hair. Petite.






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Re: Catholic Register reports demonic activity increasing, keeping the US’s 50 trained exorcists busy. [Re: memes] * 1
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Someone forgot to tell the reporter that most americans are fat not petite lulz

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Re: Catholic Register reports demonic activity increasing, keeping the US’s 50 trained exorcists busy. [Re: The5thElement]
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Goetia . . . That's a term I haven't heard in years


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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hey [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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people hate on catholics yet turn to them for their exorsism expertise..catholics are cool people..you don't see Mormon exorcists,or sihk exorcists,or bahai' faith exorcists...nope


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Edited by Doctor Sponge (04/25/14 06:28 PM)

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learning sponge said:
people hate on catholics yet turn to them for their exorsism expertise..catholics are cool people..you don't see Mormon exorcists,or sihk exorcists,or bahai' faith exorcists...nope



I don't hate Catholics, per se, I just hate that people call Catholics Christians.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: hey [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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Why would that be? Catholics are Christians.

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learning sponge said:
people hate on catholics yet turn to them for their exorsism expertise..catholics are cool people..you don't see Mormon exorcists,or sihk exorcists,or bahai' faith exorcists...nope



Yes, people hate on catholics because of the 1000+ year reign of terror they inflicted on humanity in their convert or die campaigns. Do you have love for an organization like the Roman Catholic Church that pours boiling lead in the face of a baby to punish the mother for her beliefs?


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"If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do."-King Solomon

And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,

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