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dude this girl turned me down today * 3
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so i cut this girl's lawn for extra cash

today we were talking and she was OBVIOUSLY flirting with me so like the nice guy i am I offered to cut her grass all summer for free

the only thing i stipulated was that we actually start having sex


i mean it seems like we were gonna start having sex soon anyway based on the way she flirts with me so i figured this would just seal the deal

get this the bitch says NO and just walks away


what kind of shit is that?



so i have come to the conclusion that she must be a lesbian.

anyway next time i cut her grass i am covering it with salt

fuck that lesbian bitch. i didnt like her anyway

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Re: dude this girl turned me down today [Re: morrowasted] * 2
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In B  4 :lockdance:...:rotfl: . . . :peace:


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Re: dude this girl turned me down today [Re: morrowasted] * 1
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:rofl:  I like how thats your first go to.  She's a rug muncher.  Lolz


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Re: dude this girl turned me down today [Re: vinsue] * 3
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vinsue said:
In B  4 :lockdance:...:rotfl: . . . :peace:


so dumb how they lock parody threads in the pub. they should only lock them if they suck. otherwise parody threads seem to me like genuinely good content

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Re: dude this girl turned me down today [Re: morrowasted]
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ask again later. she'll come around

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Re: dude this girl turned me down today [Re: morrowasted] * 1
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Why'd you offer to cut her grass for free? You should've just started having sex with her


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date ; unzip ; strip ; touch ; grep ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep

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Re: dude this girl turned me down today [Re: Dawks]
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Was this chicksgrowtoo? Lol.


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Re: dude this girl turned me down today [Re: morrowasted] * 4
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This thread has been closed.

Reason:
I laughed but no.

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