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I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers
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A few weeks ago, there were about 4 nights in a row where I heard a knock knock knockin' upon my door.
I answered not once.
The other morning, I awoke from my slumber at 8 oh clock in the am to a knock knock knockin' upon my door.
I didn't move an inch and fell back asleep.


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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
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Me either. I never answer. It's never anybody good, and normally just someone bitching about my music volume. If it's before 9pm. fuckem. if it's after 9pm. fuckem, but I'll lower the bass.

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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
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Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore"... :craven::niggawhat: . . . :peace:


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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: vinsue]
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could be some droogs at your door


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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: vinsue]
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vinsue said:
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore"... :craven::niggawhat: . . . :peace:


Vinsue ur wildin out bro


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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: Sheekle]
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:hatsoff:  . . . :peace:


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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: vinsue]
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lol I did this other day, especially when I'm blazed and the place smells like weed. people usually call before coming over so when its random I just ignore that shit!

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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: Gorlax]
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All of ya'll are living in heaven and these random knockers are simply knockin' on heaven's door like they think they should


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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No one ever really knocks on my door.Maybe twice a year a random person will knock. I answer.

My brother in-law just rented a place and part of the rental agreement was, "no answering doors to strangers." I wonder if it's a legal liability thing. I wonder if someone was killed there? Not like it's a bad place.

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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
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I just stare at them through the peephole trying to read their minds.


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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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I've been answering the door more often since my wife scared off the Jehovahs Witnesses for good.

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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: Greendreams]
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Ive experienced the magazine Faggots twice already this year.


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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: VivaLaMushie] * 1
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When I first moved into this complex three years ago we had scammers going door to door asking for donations for veterans, when they were straight crack heads. I was being a dick to the guy because I knew he was full of shit trying to take advantage of veterans. I was blazed and pretty high on vicodin, the guy at the end started to step into my place and me and my roommate pushed him out the door. he was shocked and then asked if I had weed. ? lol fucking crackies?

-- after that I just ignore shit

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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: Gorlax]
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you can keep a knockin but you cant come in.


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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: Magicman69]
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i answered the door all the time when i lived alone in an apartment building. made some cool friends that way, one became my go-to weed guy for a couple years. usually it was just neighbors stoppin by to say hey whats up, and to turn the music up!


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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: Envix]
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They rarely ever knock on houses in these woods but back when I was a subdivision lad any knock besides the "special knock" was an obvious potential police.


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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: GreySatyr]
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my apartment is all indians, arabs, and chinese people. literally.. it's hard to even make eye contact with any of them because they are just strange.. I've only had 1 neighbor knock on my door to borrow a screw driver..

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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: Gorlax]
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Sometimes I get angry at random unexpected knock knockersons and say to myself "don't open the door" but I do and it's the UPS/Fedex guy with a package I forget I ordered online.  It's like the weirdest feeling because I'm annoyed all to hell but then it's kind of like Christmas too.


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Re: I don't answer my door for unexpected knockin' knockers [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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Shroomopotamus said:
A few weeks ago, there were about 4 nights in a row where I heard a knock knock knockin' upon my door.
I answered not once.
The other morning, I awoke from my slumber at 8 oh clock in the am to a knock knock knockin' upon my door.
I didn't move an inch and fell back asleep.


That's how I ended up wasting a burglar about 12 years ago. I heard a loud pounding on the door and ignored it as I was sleeping, I was working third shift and slept in the day. A few minutes later I hear someone in my house. I jumped up and grabbed my remington 12 guage that was under my bed. I slowly moved towards my door, just then it opened and I was face to face with an intruder and I fired, I shot him right in the chest. It was really just a kid, a 17 year old kid. The blood and everything was everywhere and I leaped over the gore and ran down stairs and called 911. I gave statemnts for about 3 hours about it. A week later I was cleared of all charges being an innocent man in fear of his life, protecting himself, it was a clear cut case of self defense. The kid had a long juvinile record and was already known to the local cops. It was a horrific scene, I've never seen so much blood and it was everywhere. The blood did a lot of property damage, over 2,000 worth. Apparently its common for burglars to knock on the door to make sure no one's home when they break in.


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