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SkorpivoMusterion
Livin in theTwilight Zone...

Registered: 01/30/03
Posts: 9,954
Loc: You can't spell fungus wi...

Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: Lazerouth]
#1937184 - 09/21/03 03:13 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

what......the.....fuck

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Little Shroom
Resident Faerie

Registered: 06/22/99
Posts: 3,737
Loc: Toronto, Canada

Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
#1937425 - 09/21/03 08:33 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

Laz,
I'm a bit ashamed. I've lost my touch.
Fucking... CURSES!

And what is the name of what you have got there?

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RunDMT
H?L? GH??

Registered: 07/21/03
Posts: 16,166

Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: Lazerouth]
#1937496 - 09/21/03 09:21 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

That's one sweet looking thing. I wouldn't mind watching it hunt while I'm tripping...

I used to feed my snake and watch it in that state of mind. Fucked up stuff.

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Effed

Registered: 05/15/02
Posts: 7,370
Loc: Daylight Slavings

Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: RunDMT]
#1937515 - 09/21/03 09:30 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

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RunDMT
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Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: Effed]
#1937534 - 09/21/03 09:36 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

Now that's scary!

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HarvestTheBrain
CultDeVader

Registered: 07/14/03
Posts: 1,749
Loc: Usa
Last seen: 7 months, 11 days

Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: Effed]
#1937537 - 09/21/03 09:38 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! it looks like green jello with a face!! :lol:

:lol:

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RunDMT
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Registered: 07/21/03
Posts: 16,166

Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: HarvestTheBrain]
#1937546 - 09/21/03 09:41 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

A face with the scariest Grin I've ever seen a galloping green jello puddle perform.

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Pinhead
Oregano

Registered: 05/13/00
Posts: 1,819
Loc: Hootersville

Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: RunDMT]
#1937569 - 09/21/03 09:56 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

I've done a search on the web. No where does it say that they'll eat through the back of your head.Glad they're not around here tho!

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PIMPtheSYSTEM
The black guy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 551
Loc: Miami

Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: Lazerouth]
#1937602 - 09/21/03 10:14 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

buy some tokay geckos let them go in your house and you'll never hae to worrie about mice/bigs/ ect ect and you'll hardly ever see them

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Lazerouth
Drunkard

Registered: 10/15/00
Posts: 1,091
Loc: England

Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: Little Shroom]
#1937773 - 09/21/03 11:55 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

ls dont feel bad about yourself. i've got extensive experience with freaky animals.

it's a very rare shark called a goblin shark an i think it has to be the strangest animal on the planet. like i said the jaws are fully retractable. when its just swimming around it looks like a normal shark with a spike on its head but then it pops that crazy shit out when it wants to eat. ill post a pic of it without the jaws out tomorow.

pink i have a book on keeping arachnids and it says they do. it's not likke they hunt humans or anything just if they're threatened by a huge animal. they can definatly bite fingers off no problem.

ive got a cool litle tarantula called dhatura. i have this game i play when im tripping. i pretend the crickets are an army and send like fifty of them in to fight the spider with a locust for the general and grasshopper leutenents. many a legion has fallen before the wrath of dhatura.
:lol:

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:lol:

:lol:

one day the people of cricket kingdom got tired of being pushed around so they hired a mighty mercenary mouse to defeat the spider. the mouse failed but in a way it worked. it made the spider so fat it could barely move. she wont be eating any more inocent crickets for months.

ill try to take some pictures of her fighting a mouse next time i feed her.

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SkorpivoMusterion
Livin in theTwilight Zone...

Registered: 01/30/03
Posts: 9,954
Loc: You can't spell fungus wi...

Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: Lazerouth]
#1938386 - 09/21/03 04:55 PM (22 years, 11 months ago)

I'd feel mean keeping them creatures in such small confined spaces for their whole lives...I'd have to get a nice big big big roomy ass spacy airy cage/tank for em without feeling sadistic...being in 2 by 4 boxed enviroment is NOT their natural habitat in real nature...
But yea....one fine day...I shall...get....a...Scorpion...Muaha

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ToTheSummit
peregrinus

Registered: 08/22/99
Posts: 9,128
Loc: Las Vegas
Last seen: 1 year, 5 months

Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: Lazerouth]
#1938759 - 09/21/03 07:55 PM (22 years, 11 months ago)

Wind scorpions are native here. I killed one in my garage just a couple weeks ago. And scorpions are really common also. I was stung by one on my ankle here in my garage last summer. I started a thread about it if you do a search.

But I don't care, they don't bother me much. I go desert camping and lay right down on the ground and sleep at night without giving it a second thought. I did wake up one morning and found a rattlesnake about 20 feet from where I was sleeping. That made me stop and think...but the next night I was sleeping on the ground again!

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Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: Effed]
#1939778 - 09/22/03 03:19 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

Effed said:

I laughed at first but I suddenly became stricten with fear. I realized I have been staring at the evilest of all creatures. the camo green and the short but misleading legs that could trample over any human. this my friends is my greatest fear.

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RunDMT
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Registered: 07/21/03
Posts: 16,166

Re: fucking scary creature

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#1939793 - 09/22/03 03:29 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

That's what I'm saying man. Imagine tripping heavily all by yourself, and one of those god forsaken things waddles/gallops in and grins at you.... I'D FREAK!!!!

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Anonymous

Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: RunDMT]
#1939809 - 09/22/03 03:42 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

hahahaahahahahaha lolz.

I agree. I would just cry in a corner or something. that grin does for me. that would put me over the edge just looking at him sober.

he is worse than gnomes.

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RunDMT
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Posts: 16,166

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#1939813 - 09/22/03 03:43 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

Yes. I never thought I'd see the day, but that actually is worse than gnomes.

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Anonymous

Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: RunDMT]
#1939816 - 09/22/03 03:46 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

I would sleep with a gnome than see this creature ever again.

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RunDMT
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#1939820 - 09/22/03 03:48 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

That's like choosing between plague and SARS, but shit man. I'd bump some gnome ass in a jiffy.

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Anonymous

Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: RunDMT]
#1939834 - 09/22/03 03:59 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

I agree.

gnomes would be a easy to train too. :smile:

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mjshroomer
Sage

Registered: 07/21/99
Posts: 13,774
Loc: gone with my shrooms

Re: fucking scary creature

[Re: Lazerouth]
#1944079 - 09/23/03 11:27 AM (22 years, 11 months ago)

Now her eis also a scary creture, one who glides through the wind from tree to tree and eats bats and birds?

A Giant Flying Swuirrel from Asia.

mjshroomer

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