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fucking scary creature
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my fried just got a wind scorpion. man this thing is fucking terrifying. imagine the body of a scorpion with the face of a baboon and a pair of fecking huge jaws.

apparently relative to body size they have the strongest jaws in the world and my mate was tellin me how theyve been known to kill people by crawling onto the back of your neck and munching into the back of your head.

shithsit watchin this thing hunt is scary as hell ive never seen such a vicious little killer. ive even had nightmares about it. when i was tripping the other day i kept seeing spiders swarming everywhere and i thought a wind scorpion was coming to eat me. i think i have a new phobia.

HELP

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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: Lazerouth]
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pics man pics...

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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: Tremor1127]
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found some pics at google.. nasty creatures..


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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: Amanita_Muscaria]
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that picture is just an icky bug it doesnt show how fucking scary this thing is. when it hunts it doesnt just snatch a bug an chill like a spider it runs around going insane munching all the bugs up in its jaws untill EVERYTHING IS DEAD. even if its with hundereds of prey it lives to destroy.


look at those fuckin jaws!!!! aahh shit im gonna die.

let me summerize...

SCORPION
MOST POWERFUL JAWS ON THE PLANET
EATS HUMAN BRAINS
SHIT IM GONNA DIE

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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: Lazerouth]
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yo man, that thing is nasty lookin'!

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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: Lazerouth]
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Brrrrr...*shudder*
That hideous thing would give me nightmares as well! Hrm...the things people keep as pets..  :confused: 

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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: Le_Canard]
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ever see a tokay gecko? they have awesome colors, and red dots all over their bodies, but they are mean little fuckers...you throw some pinky mice in there, and it's a massacre! My friend at a petco in my area had some of his nail broken off after one bit his finger.

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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: HarvestTheBrain]
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pics man pics...


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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: HarvestTheBrain]
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but they are mean little fuckers



You anthropomorphize.  They aren't mean; they're just behaving according to what nature and natural selection has reinforced in them to make them a successful species.

Are humans mean for killing and eating cows?  Or, for that matter, lettuce?  :tongue:

Scorpions are scary, though...

-Diploid
 


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1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: Lazerouth]
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They also have a venom which is anesthetic so they could munch on your face all night and you wouldn't even know it until you woke up in the morning and your ears are missing  :eek:! I think their running speed is 40mph as well. There was a big topic about those fuckers on Something Awful forums a while back. Another name for them is Camel Spider but Wind Scorpion sounds so much cooler, it's like some kind of ninja  :grin:.

Sweet dreams!  :evil:


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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: Wysefool]
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oh yeah whoa shite shitty shite whoof... those are nasty lookin little fokkers! man shit! i want one, or 9...

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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: Lazerouth]
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holy SHIT! you must squish this spawn of satan. feed it poison.


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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: Diploid]
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well, if they were nice, they're aggresive as fuck now!

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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: HarvestTheBrain]
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This is the best picture i can find of them. Their skin is blue, and they have red dots all over em?. Pretty cool lizards

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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: HarvestTheBrain]
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have you considered deep frying it and having it with a nice bottle of chianti? <licks lips making a flip--flip-flip noise> ;D

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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: Lazerouth]
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wind scorpion ...cool name!


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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: Ripple]
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So a psycho, giant fanged scorpion that has pain-killers in its jaws, that eats ppls body parts, which can run @ 40mph.





...I just peed myself.




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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: Lazerouth]
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Man that's freak I don't understand why someone would want this as a pet

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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: Zutroye]
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[img]http://www.btfiloh.org/dragonfish.jpg [/img]

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Re: fucking scary creature [Re: Little Shroom]
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come on ls the ocean is full of scary creatures. i thought you dbe able to do a but better than that.



nothing like a 3 metre long shark with retractable jaws!!

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