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Bullshit! (Song lyric edition)
    #19178539 -

Here is a game I just made up which probably sucks.

Someone posts the first line of a song, then another person responds with the next line of that song FROM MEMORY.  The goal of the game is to try to figure out when someone googled their line and is thus a god damned bullshitter because there is no way they could have remembered it legitimately.

If you think someone googled their lyric, quote the lyric and say BULLSHIT under it.  If someone gets 4 or more BULLSHITs on a lyric, it is assumed that they are a turdwaffle, and we move on to the next song. 

If someone is called out as a bullshitter, then the person who called bullshit on their lyric FIRST gets to start the next song.

If you think someone got a lyric wrong, simply quote their lyric and correct it by posting the right one.  Getting a lyric wrong is OK, just know that you will be ridiculed relentlessly forever and ever.

If we get all the way through a song without anyone getting called out, then the person who posted the LAST lyric of the previous song gets to start the next one.

Obviously this game will only work if the chosen song has hard to remember lyrics, so choose wisely.


I will start:

Quote:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey



Edited by Schmendrick (11/23/13 11:20 AM)

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Re: Bullshit! (Song lyric edition) [Re: Schmendrick]
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:lookslucrative:

Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in saying I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park
Yo, cut it

[Hook]
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

[Verse 2]
The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber
Cause one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and its hanging from a pigeon wing
You can't get right if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beat for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite
Who’s choking on the splinters

[Hook]
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Drive-by body pierce)
(things are gonna change, i can feel it)




do i win? 


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Re: Bullshit! (Song lyric edition) [Re: Synthe]
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:huxleyfacepalm:

How did I know the first post would derail the whole thing?  Ugh, whatever.

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Re: Bullshit! (Song lyric edition) [Re: Schmendrick]
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Quote:
Schmendrick said:
Quote:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey





banged this big girl whos boobs were kinda clunkey


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The discerning heart seeks knowledge, but the mouth of a fool feeds on folly. -Proverbs 15:14

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“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of Life’s coming attractions.”
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Re: Bullshit! (Song lyric edition) [Re: dontknow]
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dontknow said:
Quote:
Schmendrick said:
Quote:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey





banged this big girl whos boobs were kinda clunkey



her head skulls and penis pantyrolls


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