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Schmendrick
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Bullshit! (Song lyric edition)
#19178539 - 11/23/13 11:19 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Here is a game I just made up which probably sucks.
Someone posts the first line of a song, then another person responds with the next line of that song FROM MEMORY. The goal of the game is to try to figure out when someone googled their line and is thus a god damned bullshitter because there is no way they could have remembered it legitimately.
If you think someone googled their lyric, quote the lyric and say BULLSHIT under it. If someone gets 4 or more BULLSHITs on a lyric, it is assumed that they are a turdwaffle, and we move on to the next song.
If someone is called out as a bullshitter, then the person who called bullshit on their lyric FIRST gets to start the next song.
If you think someone got a lyric wrong, simply quote their lyric and correct it by posting the right one. Getting a lyric wrong is OK, just know that you will be ridiculed relentlessly forever and ever.
If we get all the way through a song without anyone getting called out, then the person who posted the LAST lyric of the previous song gets to start the next one.
Obviously this game will only work if the chosen song has hard to remember lyrics, so choose wisely.
I will start:
Quote:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
Edited by Schmendrick (11/23/13 11:20 AM)
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



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Re: Bullshit! (Song lyric edition) [Re: Schmendrick]
#19178567 - 11/23/13 11:31 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables Dog food skulls with the beefcake pantyhose Kill the headlights and put it in neutral Stock car flaming with the loser in the cruise control Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat Someone came in saying I’m insane to complain About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt Don’t believe everything that you breathe You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve So shave your face with some mace in the dark Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park Yo, cut it
[Hook] Soy un perdedor I’m a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (Double barrel buckshot) Soy un perdedor I’m a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
[Verse 2] The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber Cause one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job The daytime crap of the folksinger slob He hung himself with a guitar string A slab of turkey-neck and its hanging from a pigeon wing You can't get right if you can't relate Trade the cash for the beat for the body for the hate And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite Who’s choking on the splinters
[Hook] Soy un perdedor I’m a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (Get crazy with the cheese whiz) Soy un perdedor I’m a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? (Drive-by body pierce) (things are gonna change, i can feel it)
do i win?
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Schmendrick
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Re: Bullshit! (Song lyric edition) [Re: Synthe]
#19178574 - 11/23/13 11:34 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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How did I know the first post would derail the whole thing? Ugh, whatever.
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dontknow
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Re: Bullshit! (Song lyric edition) [Re: Schmendrick]
#19178583 - 11/23/13 11:37 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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Schmendrick said:Quote:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
banged this big girl whos boobs were kinda clunkey
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The discerning heart seeks knowledge, but the mouth of a fool feeds on folly. -Proverbs 15:14
“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of Life’s coming attractions.” Albert Einstein
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Synthe
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Re: Bullshit! (Song lyric edition) [Re: dontknow]
#19178649 - 11/23/13 11:55 AM (10 years, 2 months ago) |
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dontknow said:
Quote:
Schmendrick said:Quote:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey
banged this big girl whos boobs were kinda clunkey
her head skulls and penis pantyrolls
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