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1st world fruit troubles... * 2
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Don't you hate it when your fruit is giving you a hard time?
It's just so Goddamn difficult, isn't it?
Can't it just cooperate?
You're trying so hard to do the right thing, but nature just doesn't reward you...
Juices flying everywhere. Sticky as all fuck.
Especially kiwi's.
Kiwi's are bastards.

Edited by GoldenEye (10/17/13 04:42 PM)

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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: GoldenEye]
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Apricots. Gotta hate apricots.

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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: GoldenEye]
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Soooooooooo photoshopped! At least 5 hours worth of retouching.
It's that, or the watermelon is fake.

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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: GoldenEye]
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dude, you just tore all of its skin off, of course it's a little bitter.

fruit is a give-take relationship


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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: Dala] * 1
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Mangoes fucking piss me off!  Fuck your seed or pit or whatever the fuck that shitty thing is!

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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: dokunai]
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dokunai said:
Mangoes fucking piss me off!  Fuck your seed or pit or whatever the fuck that shitty thing is!


Hell yeah. I forgot about them because I quit buying the clingy bastards a long time ago. They can never let go can they? Uptight attached fucks, loosen the hell up. Pretending to be all sweet and shit. Pfffff.

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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: GoldenEye]
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Banana's are also evil. They make all the other fruits ripen 10 times faster when they are close to them. They are basically force feeding you your entire fruit stash. Evil.

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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: GoldenEye]
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It seems like there is very little hate against fruit here.

How awfully predictable.

Don't let your fruit dominate you.

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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: GoldenEye]
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my mouth started watering reading this thread.  :bananadance:


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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: NWlight]
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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
(<3);}

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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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NWlight said:
my mouth started watering reading this thread.  :bananadance:


OMG you are falling prey to their secret agenda. That's doing exactly what they want you to do! Don't let your fruit dominate you!

I am going to sleep and dream of fruit ninja...

I will hopefully awaken to a wealth of fruit hate so I can start my day with a smile.

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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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Shroomopotamus said:



Yes, yes, the geniousness of this signature in this particular place did not escape me! :biggrin:

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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: GoldenEye]
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Sometimes my oranges are too chewy and I throw them away


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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: ReginaldPMcpoop]
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You know how to defeat the banana at its own game? Put unripe fruit in a paper bag with the banana. As the banana ripens, it releases ethylene gas. This gas causes other fruits to ripen faster too. SO next time you grab some green bananas or mango or even avocado, you can use the banana to ripen the other fruits.


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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: rew736] * 1
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Pomegranates.

They can kiss my ass.


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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: GoldenEye]
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I hate how watermelon is so good but gets stuff all over.

I also hate when you're eating grapes and you get a mushy one.

I also hate brown spots on bananas. Another thing I dislike about bananas is I can't spell it without saying "this shit is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s" then that song gets stuck in my head forever, fuck you Gwen Stefani!!!

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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: GoldenEye]
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GoldenEye said:
Especially kiwi's.
Kiwi's are bastards.


Some people eat them with the skin... that sounds horrible to me.

I just cut them in half and use a spoon to scoop out the wonderful goodness, kind of like an avocado.

Easy peasy.

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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: 4runner]
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anunnakian said:
GoldenEye said:
Especially kiwi's.
Kiwi's are bastards.


Some people eat them with the skin... that sounds horrible to me.



That sounds disgusting, the skins all hairy and shit... eww.

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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: dokunai]
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dokunai said:
Mangoes fucking piss me off!  Fuck your seed or pit or whatever the fuck that shitty thing is!



Use a potato peeler.
Then just start slicing down along side that weird ass center part.

It's simple.

Now if you want to talk a pain in the ass.

I present to you the


What a messy son of a bitch.


Oh so good though.

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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: 4runner]
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Them are so good though... they're worth the pain in the ass they are to eat.

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