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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18993796 - 10/18/13 12:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think I'll have a bowl of grapes tonight in honor of this thread.
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nicechrisman
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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: GoldenEye]
#18993811 - 10/18/13 12:49 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm eating an apple right now and it's giving me zero hassle.
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GoldenEye
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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: 4runner]
#18994151 - 10/18/13 05:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Pomgranates are just a joke right?
I mean come on, really God? Imagine having to eat that thing without utensils!
Also, the only reason it is listed as an aphrodesiac is probably because Eve had a fetish for the things and enjoyed licking sticky juices of Adams sharp jawlines.
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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: GoldenEye]
#18994156 - 10/18/13 05:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Grapes take a piss at the whole creation.
Seedless grapes? Come on. Ridicolous.
Where do they find the seeds to grow seedless grapes then?
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GoldenEye
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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: GoldenEye]
#18994157 - 10/18/13 05:20 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Are fruitflies any healthier than normal flies?
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volcomstoner
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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: GoldenEye]
#18994162 - 10/18/13 05:24 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
GoldenEye said: Are fruitflies any healthier than normal flies?
No their just alittle more flamboyant.
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Individual
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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: volcomstoner]
#18994169 - 10/18/13 05:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Grapefruits are truly evil!
They make you go blind by squirting acid in your eyes when you try to peel them.
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GoldenEye
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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: Individual]
#18994173 - 10/18/13 05:30 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why bother brother? They don't even taste nice!
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volcomstoner
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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: GoldenEye]
#18994181 - 10/18/13 05:35 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Grapefruit is fucking delicious
AndI never have an issue eating them or kiwi, you gotta get those spade shaped spoons with the serrated edges
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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: GoldenEye]
#18994186 - 10/18/13 05:37 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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sweet grapefruits are quite good, the usual bitter ones taste terrible
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TrentBoyett
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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: volcomstoner]
#18994235 - 10/18/13 06:18 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
GoldenEye said: Pomgranates are just a joke right?
I mean come on, really God? Imagine having to eat that thing without utensils!
Also, the only reason it is listed as an aphrodesiac is probably because Eve had a fetish for the things and enjoyed licking sticky juices of Adams sharp jawlines.
It wasn't god it was nature, they're not designed to be eaten by humans.
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volcomstoner said: Grapefruit is fucking delicious
AndI never have an issue eating them or kiwi, you gotta get those spade shaped spoons with the serrated edges

What a brilliant utensil, whoever came up with that is a genius!
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Re: 1st world fruit troubles... [Re: TrentBoyett]
#18994247 - 10/18/13 06:28 AM (10 years, 3 months ago) |
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Haha the first suggested similar thread:
"Anyone else love the taste of pomegranate, but can't stand all the stupid fucking seeds?"
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They get stuck in my molars. I need to get some sealant put on them or something. POMEGRANATES!
YES!!!
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