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"Rectal Foreign Bodies"
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"Rectal Foreign Bodies" -- from Surgery Magazine (1986)


Collated by Drs. David B. Busch and James R. Starling, Madison, Wis.
The surgical management of two patients presenting with incarcerated, apparently self-inserted foreign bodies is reported. The large volume of prior literature on this subject is reviewed, with tabulation of 182 previous cases by type and number of objects recovered and with a discussion of patients' age distribution, history, complications and prognosis.
Table I Previously reported recovered foreign bodies:

[ed. note: list has been appended to reflect recently found documentation.]

Object                            Number Recovered

Glass or ceramic
  Bottle or jar                      32
  Bottle with attached rope            1
  Glass or cup                        12
  Light bulb                          7
  Tube                                6
Food
  Apple                                1
  Banana                              2
  Carrot                              4
  Cucumber                            3
  Onion                                2
  Parsnip                              1
  Plantain (with condom)              1
  Potato                              1
  Salami                              1
  Turnip                              1
  Zucchini                            2
Wooden
  Ax handle                            1
  Stick or broom handle              10
  Miscellaneous or unspecified        3
Sexual Device
  Vibrator                            23*
  Dildo                              15
Kitchen device
  Dull knife                          1
  Ice pick                            1
  Knife sharpener                      1
  Mortar pestle                        2
  Spatula (plastic)                    1
  Spoon                                1
  Tin cup                              1
Miscellaneous tools
  Candle                              1
  Curling Iron 1
  Flashlight                          3
  Iron rod                            1
  Pen                                  2
  Rubber tube                          1
  Screwdriver                          1
  Toothbrush                          1
  Wire spring                          1
Inflated device
  Balloon                              1
  Balloon attached to cylinder        1
  Condom                              1
Ball
  Baseball                            2
  Tennis ball                          1
  Pool cue ball                        1
Miscellaneous containers
  Baby powder can                      1
  Candle box                          1
  Shampoo Bottle 1
  Snuff box                            1
Miscellaneous
  Bottle cap **                        1
  Cattle horn                          3
  Chain (gold) 1
  Frozen pig's tail                    1
  "Kangaroo tumor" #                  1
  Hair Mousse Cap 1
  Plastic rod                          1
  Stone                                2
  Toothbrush holder                    1
  Toothbrush package                  1
  Whip handle                          2*
Collections (one case of each)
  2 Glass tubes
  72 1/2 Jeweler's saw
  Oil can with potato stopper
  Piece of wood, peanut
  Umbrella handle and enema tubing
  2 Glasses
  Phosphorus match ends (homicide)
  402 Stones
  Toolbox ##
  2 Bars soap
  Beer glass and preserving pot
  Lemon and cold cream jar
  2 Apples
  Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine
total of 14 collections, with approximately 500 objects
* number may be larger (text unclear)
**cannot exclude ingestion
# unique case of pedunculated perianal skin tumor habitually
  inserted into rectum
##inside a convict; contained saws and other items usable
in escape attempts.












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[quote]sVs said:
Adorable overload is imminent.[/quote]

[quote]YSHServant  said:
You are on my turf when you are in the pub.[/quote]

[quote]ButteredToast said:
Shroomery 2012- Thread goes from discussing a possibly deceased member to posting nudes of her.[/quote]

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Re: "Rectal Foreign Bodies" [Re: xanderofpella]
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A butter knife??


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Anyone got a lowpass filter in this biiiiash?

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Re: "Rectal Foreign Bodies" [Re: ModestMouse]
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i think it's a scalpel. :stoned:


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[quote]sVs said:
Adorable overload is imminent.[/quote]

[quote]YSHServant  said:
You are on my turf when you are in the pub.[/quote]

[quote]ButteredToast said:
Shroomery 2012- Thread goes from discussing a possibly deceased member to posting nudes of her.[/quote]

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Re: "Rectal Foreign Bodies" [Re: xanderofpella]
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kangaroo tumor..  :woah:

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Re: "Rectal Foreign Bodies" [Re: xanderofpella]
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Or a file?


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Re: "Rectal Foreign Bodies" [Re: Katzenjammer]
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mofucking saw up my ass bitches

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