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Re: what i learned in church on easter [Re: lovecheese] * 1
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So you believe in something while acknowledging that one of the most substantial parts of it is complete bullshit, and then you provide a poor rationalisation for it.
Interesting. Tell me more.

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Re: what i learned in church on easter [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
koods said:
Prisoner#1 said:
RiderOnTheStorm said:
Here's what I learned from Easter church services:

1) Most Christians don't know Easter is a pagan holiday and refuse to believe it if you tell them.




false. the vernal equinox is the 'pagan' holiday, easter doesnt fall on the equinox



Easter's date has something to do with the moon cycle (like menstruations), so it is still all paganny and shit.




as does the date of the passover, it's a sunday after the full moon just as
easter falls in the latter part of the passover week, the 'pagans' dont
celebrate the vernal equinox a week after the full moon do they?



The pagan thing is more that they used astronomical events to schedule their orgies.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: what i learned in church on easter [Re: koods]
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koods said:
The pagan thing is more that they used astronomical events to schedule their orgies.




as did most societies of the day and eve into modern times

farmers still plant by the phases of the moon

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Re: what i learned in church on easter [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Haha seriously


pretty much everything is based on the calendar. Sucks orthodox easter isn't until may 5. Tis going to be a fat feast then though

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Re: what i learned in church on easter [Re: NWlight]
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NWlight said:
Zeros said:
I'm sitting at my girlfriends grandparents house with her entire extended family of christians. The christians that believe in the literal interpretation of the bible. Its hard to understand how they can be so convinced of complete and utter nonsense.:facepalm3:

Days like these make whiskey taste so much better.



my girlfriend of 5 years is a christian creationist who denies evolution :feelsbadman:


it doesn't cause arguments very frequently and I have never once tried to convince her she was wrong.  rather it is HER telling me that I AM wrong.


I even grant her that Jesus of Nazareth may have lived, even though his entire existence is hearsay.  I grant that he spread messages of peace even. But he was mortal.  and she just does NOT want to hear that.  her precious savior, the source of all moral values :rolleyes: :stonedjerk:



NWlight said:
Zeros said:
I'm sitting at my girlfriends grandparents house with her entire extended family of christians. The christians that believe in the literal interpretation of the bible. Its hard to understand how they can be so convinced of complete and utter nonsense.:facepalm3:

Days like these make whiskey taste so much better.



my girlfriend of 5 years is a christian creationist who denies evolution :feelsbadman:


it doesn't cause arguments very frequently and I have never once tried to convince her she was wrong.  rather it is HER telling me that I AM wrong.


I even grant her that Jesus of Nazareth may have lived, even though his entire existence is hearsay.  I grant that he spread messages of peace even. But he was mortal.  and she just does NOT want to hear that.  her precious savior, the source of all moral values :rolleyes: :stonedjerk:




Lol. I could never date a moron. You must have poor taste in women


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: what i learned in church on easter [Re: Enjoywho]
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Or she gives spectacular blowjobs....

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Re: what i learned in church on easter [Re: elax420]
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Touché salesman.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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Re: what i learned in church on easter [Re: SoreSpore]
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Haters gotta hate. Speaking of hating, the mobile version of the board blows big time.

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Re: what i learned in church on easter [Re: mpd]
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mpd said:
Haters gotta hate.  Speaking of hating, the mobile version of the board blows big time.



Is it done?


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: what i learned in church on easter [Re: mpd]
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Welcome back, MPD.

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