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Re: Lets here post your sexual disasters. Be honest! [Re: Anonymous #24]
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:lolsy::ugh:

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Re: Lets here post your sexual disasters. Be honest! [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Doo doo butter.

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Re: Lets here post your sexual disasters. Be honest! [Re: Anonymous #24]
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Anonymous #24 said:
Having sex with a dry vagina, because I would just shove it into my gf at the time, with out turning her on.

Another time I was 69ing and this girl had poop around her butt hole and my weener got super soft, because I couldn't focus on anything else other than this do do. It was like a train wreck.

:lolsy:

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Re: Lets here post your sexual disasters. Be honest! [Re: Anonymous #18]
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One time I was banging this chick doggystyle, really going at it. We must have shifted positions slightly or something, because suddenly, there from the stinky bits exploded forth a frenzied staccato burst of about 15 pussyfarts.

I laughed, she got pissed, I laughed even more.

Got kicked out, boys. Sexual disaster

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Re: Lets here post your sexual disasters. Be honest! [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Anonymous #22 said:
One time I was banging this chick doggystyle, really going at it. We must have shifted positions slightly or something, because suddenly, there from the stinky bits exploded forth a frenzied staccato burst of about 15 pussyfarts.

I laughed, she got pissed, I laughed even more.

Got kicked out, boys. Sexual disaster


straight up
:lolsy:

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Re: Lets here post your sexual disasters. Be honest! [Re: Anonymous #19]
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getting your penis covered in butt chocolate for sure.
while on mdma years ago, my gf at the time bj'd me and i finished in her mouth. Upon doing so, i somewhat started to pass out. My gf cups the back of my head and proceeds to open mouth kiss me and spit all my semen back into my mouth. i flip out and accidently end up punching her in the mouth knocking a tooth of hers out.

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Re: Lets here post your sexual disasters. Be honest! [Re: Anonymous #25]
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I gave a rimjob to a hooker when I was on xanax  :cannotunsee:

this thread is epic  :popcorn:

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Re: Lets here post your sexual disasters. Be honest! [Re: Anonymous #26]
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One time I took this girl to her room in her hotel. Well more accurately she took me but walking up the stairs we couldn't keep our hands off each other but I needed to shit so badly. Had been drinking all night too. Got into her room and I excuse myself and tell her I'll be a minute.

SPLUGSSQVSQUELCHQVQVVSPLATTER AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE.

I must have been 15 minutes inside there making foul noises and this girl is waiting right outside the door. What mood setter.

I eventually get out and we continue like nothing happened.

We try going at it but of course I get whiskey dick. He wouldn't get up for anything, not for want of the girl trying.

I'm a gentleman and finished her off with my fingers and she was really going for it, like using my hand as a didlo.

My balls were a funny shade of blue.

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Re: Lets here post your sexual disasters. Be honest! [Re: Anonymous #27]
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The very first time I had sex with my current girlfriend, I got a bloody nose and it got all over her because I was on top. This happened before I even put it in.
Then my mom came home so we had to stop and I never even came.


We are still together 5 years later :grin:
Fucking miracle. Never dispair!! There is always hope

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Re: Lets here post your sexual disasters. Be honest! [Re: Anonymous #26]
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1.While fucking my ex-girlfriend reverse cowgirl position, she squirted and bounced off my dick and slammed back down on it resulting in excruciating pain. 

2.Another time with a different exgf after eating methylone and fucking for hours I couldn't bust and wasn't completely hard.  She told me to wake her if I was able to get it hard again and she fell asleep.  So I sat there for about an hour watchin porn and jacking off a half hard dick.  I felt myself about to cum so I woke her up and put my dick in her mouth right as I was about to cum and busted in her mouth right away- probably the best orgasm I've ever had.  She was a keeper in the sack, but was emotionally neglectful to her kids and didn't teach them shit, just expected the school system to be their main source of learning.

3.When I was 9 I was staying at a friend of the families house and their 13 year old son called his gf from down the street.  She was going to bring her 10 y/o sister over so I could fuck her, but I turned it down cause I was insecure about my size (I was 9 dammit) but instead just hid in the closet while he banged his neighbor. 

4.I had a threesome with the girl(2) and her friend and her 4 y/o daughter walked in on us.  I still feel guilty about that :-(  Later that night her friend was passed out in the bed next to us and I was bangin my gf next to her and her friend was asleep but bouncin from me poundin my gf lol

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Re: Lets here post your sexual disasters. Be honest! [Re: Anonymous #28]
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one time i was fucking my ex and my friend was in the room, i finished and we were just having some pillow talk and she farted soooooo loud. It was hilarious.

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Re: Lets here post your sexual disasters. Be honest! [Re: Anonymous #29]
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Funny stories guys! Kinda wish I had more stories to tell, but then again I'm kind of glad that I don't.

Edited by Anonymous (03/06/13 09:17 PM)

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Re: Lets here post your sexual disasters. Be honest! [Re: Anonymous #8]
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lol....

On multiple occasions...usually drunk pounding away ill slip out and in her ass it goes, full thrust:facepalm:
...opps I hear my girlfriend scream in pain and im like shit not again

Most of the time she ends up bleeding out of her ass....I honestly feel so bad but in my head I'm always hoping this doesn't make us stop

:sad:usually does

Edited by Anonymous (03/06/13 11:18 PM)

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Re: Lets here post your sexual disasters. Be honest! [Re: Anonymous #30]
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My girl jumped off the bed and ran down the hall to the bathroom. Killed the session.

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