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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: istandalone]
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:noob: lol...:voila: . . . :peace:


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  Have You Rated Ythans Mom Yet ?? ... :taser:  ... HERE'S HOW ... (be nice) .  :mod: ... :peace:

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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: vinsue]
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My schlong is bigger

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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: starfire_xes]
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starfire_xes said:
I'm starfire.  I've done more psychedelics, more acid, mecaline and synthetics than you ever will.  I can piss farther than you, I've kicked more ass than you, fucked more bitches in more countries across the world, and can take more bong rips than you.  My shit doesn't stink and my farts smell like roses.  Pleased to meet you.  :smirk:



hm...should i post this as my fb status?seems legit maybe abit too cocky and less funny

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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: Fire is Born]
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dude what is that in your avatar?


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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: Soulidarity]
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:ninjawe:

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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: Soulidarity]
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Soulidarity said:
dude what is that in your avatar?


OP's cock

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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: birdland] * 3
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. . . :peace:


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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: vinsue]
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:peace: . . .

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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: birdland]
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I'd rate you but....:nono: . . . :peace:


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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: vinsue]
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You already did rate me :mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2:

before I opted out... thanks though  :cheers:  :heart:

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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: birdland]
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That's why me ratings be desending...:wizardfail: . . . :peace:


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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: vinsue]
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None of you Noobs heed Starfire's actions as ones you may safely replicate. He is a professional, or atleast can handle a shit ton of drugs.

Once, when I first joined Shroomery, a noob to here and psychedelics, I had some guy named JoeMolloy tell me bridgesii cactus is the best next to peyote for mescaline. He was right.

Then I noticed from Starfire's post he enjoyed it himself, and how eating raw sliced stars is possible and he does it no problem. I being a noob tried, and had gagged on bitter cactus foam for a few hours and it went no where.. but a size distorting toilet bowl for a few hours.:lol:.. My stomach is not made of iron or what ever Starfire's is and neither is yours. Though its not easy eating the most bitter thing you ever put in your mouth as it expands til your cheeks are full (that just sounds dirty, IK)

All jokes aside. Noobs check out OPs threads when he does post. Hes an entertaining and impressionable guy.


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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: AbstraKt_I_Am] * 2
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he's a moron and a twat at best.


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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: istandalone]
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istandalone said:
he's a moron and a twat at best.



and who the fuck, may I ask, are you sir?


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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: starfire_xes] * 1
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starfire_xes said:
I'm starfire.  I've done more psychedelics, more acid, mecaline and synthetics than you ever will.  I can piss farther than you, I've kicked more ass than you, fucked more bitches in more countries across the world, and can take more bong rips than you.  My shit doesn't stink and my farts smell like roses.  Pleased to meet you.  :smirk:


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: millzy]
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millzy said:
starfire_xes said:
I'm starfire.  I've done more psychedelics, more acid, mecaline and synthetics than you ever will.  I can piss farther than you, I've kicked more ass than you, fucked more bitches in more countries across the world, and can take more bong rips than you.  My shit doesn't stink and my farts smell like roses.  Pleased to meet you.  :smirk:


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


:hahthatsrich:

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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: Tmethyl]
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Tmethyl said:
OP is clearly white.


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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: starfire_xes]
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starfire_xes said:
istandalone said:
he's a moron and a twat at best.



and who the fuck, may I ask, are you sir?


a gentleman and a scholar!


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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: millzy]
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millzy said:
starfire_xes said:
I'm starfire.  I've done more psychedelics, more acid, mecaline and synthetics than you ever will.  I can piss farther than you, I've kicked more ass than you, fucked more bitches in more countries across the world, and can take more bong rips than you.  My shit doesn't stink and my farts smell like roses.  Pleased to meet you.  :smirk:


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing the shroomery. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the shroomery type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

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Re: All NOOB's here who don't know me: [Re: MilkdudTitties]
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sarcasm meter overload :lolsy:


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