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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: PreparationH]
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I don't know how the fuck you guys manage this - maybe I'm just really inflexible, but there's no fucking way in hell I can squat on a regular toilet.

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: pwnasaurus]
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dosen't work if you have a big fat ass :aweman:


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: Salomon]
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i did it for a while but then found out that if i tense up my hamstrings and basically sit with my thighs parallel to the floor (like doing a squat) without actually sitting on the seat it accomplishes the same thing. a high fiber diet works well too.

funny story, when i was in the hospital i had massive constipation from the opiates i was given and was squatting on the toilet with my IV bag hanger thing, i was sitting in there for awhile and the nurse kept asking how i was doing, told her i was fine and was trying to take a shit, then she opens the fucking door and sees me squatting on the fucking toilet.


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: z_x_x_z]
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I was drunk, and needed to shit like a banshee at walmart, lo-and behold, the shitters were out of order.  So i shit in the urinal.  I couldn't squat well though, but I agree with the squat as the best evacuation method.


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: starfire_xes]
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starfire_xes said:
I was drunk, and needed to shit like a banshee at walmart, lo-and behold, the shitters were out of order.  So i shit in the urinal.  I couldn't squat well though, but I agree with the squat as the best evacuation method.


:awewtf:

Edited by Mad_Larkin (05/10/11 03:14 PM)

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: starfire_xes]
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Ah the old urinal deuce. :laugh2: 

I can't see my self squatting on a toilet anytime soon. For one, there is already a broken hinge from some drunken night.

But I love me a good outdoors wilderness shit.

Oh hey now
She looks happy.

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: 4runner]
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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: Mad_Larkin]
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Mad_Larkin said:
starfire_xes said:
I was drunk, and needed to shit like a banshee at walmart, lo-and behold, the shitters were out of order.  So i shit in the urinal.  I couldn't squat well though, but I agree with the squat as the best evacuation method.


:awewtf:


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: LobsterSauce]
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Been doing this since I was a little child.

It's faster, more efficient, and less of a headache.:thumbup:


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: YSHServant]
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It's way easier to wipe your butt too :thumbup: :thumbup:


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: AlteredAgain]
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How in the hell do you guys squat on the toilet?  I tried to once, and there is just no chance I could do that.

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: MOTH]
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I was just thinking about MOTH, the OP, a few hours ago. Want to see pics of her and her little boy. He must be almost 1 year old by now. And I squat in the woods, as needed...:heart: . . . :peace:


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: vinsue]
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KrishnaDreamer said:
i did it for a while but then found out that if i tense up my hamstrings and basically sit with my thighs parallel to the floor (like doing a squat) without actually sitting on the seat it accomplishes the same thing. a high fiber diet works well too.

funny story, when i was in the hospital i had massive constipation from the opiates i was given and was squatting on the toilet with my IV bag hanger thing, i was sitting in there for awhile and the nurse kept asking how i was doing, told her i was fine and was trying to take a shit, then she opens the fucking door and sees me squatting on the fucking toilet.


Almost died laughing by the end

On a side note, I hope everyone knows this thread is 3 years old. and hopefully KrishnaDreamer still frequents the shroomery, because I am quoting a year old post

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: YSHServant]
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TheMadHatter777 said:
Been doing this since I was a little child.

It's faster, more efficient, and less of a headache.:thumbup:


lol, I thought i was the only one.


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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: conan] * 1
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conan said:
Bumping this thread so new members can bask in its glory. Been squat shitting since MOTH made this thread.
:feelsgoodman:




Pretty much this.

I am going to install a hole in the ground and save on a porcelain throne.

All you young folk need to know.

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Re: I squat on the toilet [Re: LobsterSauce]
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