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OfflineNewbieS
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A Tale of Two Toilets
    #6781220 - 04/12/07 10:54 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

I enter the men's' room at work to take a hot steamy one, when I enter the first, regular sized stall.  It's clogged up with dark yellow water, disbanded toilet paper, and several slimy, floating turds like it is every day of the week. 

The handicap stall was free, so I popped a squat and chilled there, as I fiddled with my phone.  In comes an unsuspecting victim, hoping to take a shit.  He walks up to my stall, and I give that courtesy "a hem" to alert him to my presence.  He abruptly stops and turns for the little stall.  I hear him "sigh" as he looks on in disgust.  I can tell he's really gotta shit because he does that, "Oh, man!!" dance, walks away, then quick turns back to the toilet. 

One leg goes up and I hear the familiar "WHOOOOOOOSSH!!" from the overpowered industrial strength flush.  But I didn't hear the usual "slluuuurp" at the end so I started to worry.  Next thing I hear the sound of a waterfall onto porcelain.  I look over and the yellow water is fountaining over the side of the toilet bowl and heading straight for me!  I picked my feet up and stared in horror as an army of turds crept toward me, propelled by the sewer water under them.  Luckily there was a drain half-way between me and the Brown Sea. 


:shitstorm:

Edited by Newbie (04/12/07 11:10 PM)

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Re: A Tale of Two Toilets [Re: Newbie]
    #6781233 - 04/12/07 10:57 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

LOLOLOL best story I've read in a long time. :smile: :thumbup:

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Re: A Tale of Two Toilets [Re: Gumby]
    #6781253 - 04/12/07 11:03 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

A truly harrowing experience. I admire your resilience.


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Re: A Tale of Two Toilets [Re: Gumby]
    #6781260 - 04/12/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

This thread confirms that the Pub is just OTD lite.


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Re: A Tale of Two Toilets [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #6781261 - 04/12/07 11:06 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

sounds like a really shitty experience:D


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Re: A Tale of Two Toilets [Re: danlennon3]
    #6781275 - 04/12/07 11:09 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Nasty. Really funny post, though. :thumbup::lol:

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Re: A Tale of Two Toilets [Re: Newbie]
    #6781328 - 04/12/07 11:22 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: A Tale of Two Toilets [Re: danlennon3]
    #6781332 - 04/12/07 11:22 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

:doh:

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Re: A Tale of Two Toilets [Re: Le_Canard]
    #6781385 - 04/12/07 11:36 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl2: :eek:


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Re: A Tale of Two Toilets [Re: sui]
    #6781397 - 04/12/07 11:40 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

hahaha he just hadda flush.


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