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Rexter
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drunken rime delivered to you just in time

#17509712 - 01/07/13 12:12 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

heres a little rime to save you some time
i just got drunk and high with a buddy of mine
trying to walk in a straight like never took so much time
my equilibrium is a little off but im just fine
so far this drunken rime sounds just fine
and ill prob just regret it in a very short time
until then ill continue this rime
in this drunken state of mine

what do you get when you just dont care?
a head full of vodka and soaked underwear

what do you get when you just read this ?
the understanding of why im writing this

of course is all a fantasy im just fine

im just a little fucked up if you don't mind.

hahaha that is magnificent. lets see how it sounds in the morning

what do youall think

can i get into trubble for this im only 19 and i wont take it down reguardless

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my own WCA V: I

"Ha! Marshall you're so funny man You should be a comedian, god damn!" Unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of a clown"

Meteloides said:
Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
:ancientaliens:

:ancientaliens:

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gonzoapprentice92
psychedelic connoisseur

Registered: 11/04/10
Posts: 332
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Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: Rexter]
#17509775 - 01/07/13 12:23 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

That's awful but you are drunk so all is forgiven.

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Eminence

Registered: 07/25/10
Posts: 16,627
Loc: Richmond, VA

Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: gonzoapprentice92]

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#17509801 - 01/07/13 12:27 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I didn't save any time reading it. :shrug:

:shrug:

Using the same words doesn't make them rhyme either :lol:

:lol:

Your skills with rhyme are not at it's prime. Maybe you could try harder and do better next time.

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Rexter
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Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: gonzoapprentice92]
#17509806 - 01/07/13 12:27 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

really it sounds amazing

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new trade list
my own WCA V: I

"Ha! Marshall you're so funny man You should be a comedian, god damn!" Unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of a clown"

Meteloides said:
Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
:ancientaliens:

:ancientaliens:

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K1ngSp4de
CHUT UP!!!

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Posts: 1,680
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Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: Rexter]
#17509840 - 01/07/13 12:33 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Where did you post it to get in trouble for? Definitely not here. Although drinking is bad for you anyways. I liked it! :thumbup:

:thumbup:

Ps-just because it was drunken doesn't give you the ability to spell things wrong. Rhyme. Lol. Sorry I'm a grammar/spelling Nazi.

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If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so.
- Thomas Jefferson

Si peccasse negamus fallimur et nulla est in nobis veritas.

Edited by K1ngSp4de (01/07/13 12:36 AM)

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g00ru
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Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: Rexter]

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#17509849 - 01/07/13 12:34 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

rhyming 'rhyme' with 'rhyme' over and over is generally not considered the height of free styling creativity, but nice try anyways.

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gonzoapprentice92
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Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: K1ngSp4de]
#17509851 - 01/07/13 12:35 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Wrote this Piss drunk last night definitely threw to many rhymes per line but oh well
Fuck the politics and cliques I'm just trying to exist I slip in where it fits but these clits sent my dick a cease and desist

I aint out to fix the planet, in fact I cant stand it when these politicians ask what went wrong like they didn't plan it

Im loosing it faster then that louisiana disaster, I'm amateur at most but never the master

I'm so plastered Im swinging at this 300lb bastard backwards while he slams me on the table til my back curves

I drink to much and I curse a lot, I give no effort I figure it's all for naught, I use to think for myself but then I got caught

my brain is full of holes and dry rot and I've thrown in the towel in every fight I've fought

My potential is wasted, shit lets face it, I've grown complacent and I'm facing even more displacement than water over flowing a basement

I'm dropping out but not tunning in Ill break and Ill bend just before I give in

This record I got spinnin Say "it's my clinical opinion" that I'm offendin the current dominon

I lack longevity like a child celebrity, my integrity relies on my precise brevity

By the way op I'm busting your balls rhyming fun keep it up

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I share the belief of many of my contemporaries that the spiritual crisis pervading all spheres of Western industrial society can be remedied only by a change in our world view. We shall have to shift from the materialistic, dualistic belief that people and their environment are separate, toward a new conciousness of an all-encompassing reality, which embraces the experiencing ego, a reality in which people feel their oneness with animate nature and all of creation.- Albert Hoffman

Edited by gonzoapprentice92 (01/07/13 12:38 AM)

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kr0nik0
Ole' Salty

Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO

Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: g00ru]
#17509887 - 01/07/13 12:43 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

You lost me at the 3rd or 4th "rime"

Get a head of the time
Learn how to spell rhyme
It's only a matter of time
before I spit another line

Before I rewind
Like Blockbuster

I'll have to trust ya
I'll have to rust ya

oxidation to your brain
like riding on a train
I know you must feel faint
But just train...

And, one day you'll be in the game.

:ohsnap:

:ohsnap:

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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,

mad to be saved,

desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”}

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Rexter
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Registered: 05/03/09
Posts: 10,047
Loc: Florida

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Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: kr0nik0]
#17510711 - 01/07/13 08:20 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

lol now that im sober you guys act like repeating a word is unheard of, and it no doubt flows better then anything you guys will ever write

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new trade list
my own WCA V: I

"Ha! Marshall you're so funny man You should be a comedian, god damn!" Unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of a clown"

Meteloides said:
Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
:ancientaliens:

:ancientaliens:

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druqs
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Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: Rexter]
#17510717 - 01/07/13 08:24 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

its gonna be a number one smash hit.

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thoughts
imagining.

Registered: 10/06/07
Posts: 16,816
Loc: here.

Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: druqs]
#17510727 - 01/07/13 08:29 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

cause I always piss myself when I drink vodka.

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Rexter
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Posts: 10,047
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Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: thoughts]
#17510734 - 01/07/13 08:32 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

i was talking about drinking so much where you defecate all over yourself and it happens a lot more to people then you think ...closed minded people...

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new trade list
my own WCA V: I

"Ha! Marshall you're so funny man You should be a comedian, god damn!" Unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of a clown"

Meteloides said:
Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
:ancientaliens:

:ancientaliens:

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thoughts
imagining.

Registered: 10/06/07
Posts: 16,816
Loc: here.

Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: Rexter]
#17510742 - 01/07/13 08:36 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

:ilold:

hey it happens to the best of us.

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Rexter
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Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: thoughts]
#17510771 - 01/07/13 08:51 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

:trollmove:

...

:ilied:

--------------------
new trade list
my own WCA V: I

"Ha! Marshall you're so funny man You should be a comedian, god damn!" Unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of a clown"

Meteloides said:
Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
:ancientaliens:

:ancientaliens:

Extras:

dokunai
Cactus, Cannabis, Cubensis

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Posts: 1,878
Loc: Hyphal Heights, USA
Last seen: 9 years, 9 months

Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: Eminence]
#17510775 - 01/07/13 08:53 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

frylock91 said:

Using the same words doesn't make them rhyme either

Yes, yes it does. Turned on the radio lately? :kingtard:

:kingtard:

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itsthedank
The Dude

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Posts: 5,980
Loc: The Gray Tapes
Last seen: 10 years, 3 months

Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: gonzoapprentice92]
#17510787 - 01/07/13 08:58 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

gonzoapprentice92 said:

Wrote this Piss drunk last night definitely threw to many rhymes per line but oh well
Fuck the politics and cliques I'm just trying to exist I slip in where it fits but these clits sent my dick a cease and desist

I aint out to fix the planet, in fact I cant stand it when these politicians ask what went wrong like they didn't plan it

Im loosing it faster then that louisiana disaster, I'm amateur at most but never the master

I'm so plastered Im swinging at this 300lb bastard backwards while he slams me on the table til my back curves

I drink to much and I curse a lot, I give no effort I figure it's all for naught, I use to think for myself but then I got caught

my brain is full of holes and dry rot and I've thrown in the towel in every fight I've fought

My potential is wasted, shit lets face it, I've grown complacent and I'm facing even more displacement than water over flowing a basement

I'm dropping out but not tunning in Ill break and Ill bend just before I give in

This record I got spinnin Say "it's my clinical opinion" that I'm offendin the current dominon

I lack longevity like a child celebrity, my integrity relies on my precise brevity

By the way op I'm busting your balls rhyming fun keep it up

I read this as if Eminem was spitting this.

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Soulidarity
With Your Halo Slippin . . .

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Posts: 17,617
Loc: Atlantis

Last seen: 10 years, 10 months

Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: Rexter]
#17510800 - 01/07/13 09:04 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

your girl works at subway, i slap her and call her a hooker
she met my 6 inch and helped it grow to a 1 footer
a wise man once said, only hit the brown when the river runs red
but i drysmashed her box and made the brown run red instead
not really she didn't like the brown, she was like eww your sick
but later on i put my thumb in her butt and it was pretty legit

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dokunai
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Posts: 1,878
Loc: Hyphal Heights, USA
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Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: itsthedank]
#17510838 - 01/07/13 09:15 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

itsthedank said:

gonzoapprentice92 said:

Wrote this Piss drunk last night definitely threw to many rhymes per line but oh well
Fuck the politics and cliques I'm just trying to exist I slip in where it fits but these clits sent my dick a cease and desist

I aint out to fix the planet, in fact I cant stand it when these politicians ask what went wrong like they didn't plan it

Im loosing it faster then that louisiana disaster, I'm amateur at most but never the master

I'm so plastered Im swinging at this 300lb bastard backwards while he slams me on the table til my back curves

I drink to much and I curse a lot, I give no effort I figure it's all for naught, I use to think for myself but then I got caught

my brain is full of holes and dry rot and I've thrown in the towel in every fight I've fought

My potential is wasted, shit lets face it, I've grown complacent and I'm facing even more displacement than water over flowing a basement

I'm dropping out but not tunning in Ill break and Ill bend just before I give in

This record I got spinnin Say "it's my clinical opinion" that I'm offendin the current dominon

I lack longevity like a child celebrity, my integrity relies on my precise brevity

By the way op I'm busting your balls rhyming fun keep it up

I read this as if Eminem was spitting this.

I like too

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Rexter
Tripper

Registered: 05/03/09
Posts: 10,047
Loc: Florida

Last seen: 13 years, 2 months

Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: dokunai]
#17510928 - 01/07/13 09:56 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

it was good reading it sober

--------------------
new trade list
my own WCA V: I

"Ha! Marshall you're so funny man You should be a comedian, god damn!" Unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of a clown"

Meteloides said:
Stick to naturally occurring substances! Like Shrooms! And DMT! And Datura! And Amanita Phalloides! And Nutmeg! And Hemlock!
That'll expand the shit out of your DNA.
:ancientaliens:

:ancientaliens:

Extras:

g00ru
lit pants tit licker

Registered: 08/09/07
Posts: 21,088
Loc: georgia, us
Last seen: 7 years, 10 months

Re: drunken rime delivered to you just in time

[Re: Rexter]
#17511274 - 01/07/13 11:54 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

a sucka challenged ghooru to rhyme
i said nah my flow is too sublime
but i realized the world would take what is mine
if i don't defend my mental
and represent my grind

wait, bro theres no time to hate
i gotta take it piece by piece so watch me calculate
im typing like a wizard who casts bass and 808
you are not on my level lets just set the record straight

now take it to the clouds
i make my daddy proud
with the poetry of God that revolts the foolish crowd

i ride over the land
a bloody sword in hand
i'll stab you in the nutsack then i'll fuck your bitch as planned

:Trollface:

:Trollface:

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