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The Oracle of Shambhala, has explained how to survive the apocalypse
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The lama of the monastery under Gyandrek Kailas, known as the Oracle of Shambhala, has explained how to survive the apocalypse, which he says will last two weeks.

Tibetan lamas do not hide the fact that the risk of a serious accident is quite large: in late December, the planets in the solar system line up in a row, which is a unique in time. In his message to NASA, lama Gyandrek Kailas said that on December 21 2012, the Earth, along with the solar system passes through a galactic “zero band”.

According to the lama, fall and winter will be warm, but from December 21st, 2012, the Earth will begin to pass through this galactic zero band. This is a special state of space where all is blanked and nothing is subject to any energy. There will be complete darkness and silence. No electricity or communication. The darkness will be accompanied by flashes of light, as well as the play of light and shadow. Sometimes it may seem as if figures are wandering around – like the dead, risen from their graves. Earth will shake slightly, it will feel like a small earthquake. Some buildings can be destroyed – warns the lama. Animals feel the Earth and will know that the cosmic dark is coming. They will hide underground. People in cities do not feel the Earth, so they become the victims of insanity. Up to 10% of the population can be lost in these events, according to the Tibetan monk.

Oracle Shambhala also gives practical tips for humans:

1. You need to prepare for this change of cycles. Complete all your work in 2012, do not start new projects, pay off debts.

2. On December 20th, 2012, take your children, all documents and cash and get out of the city into the countryside. Prepare a supply of food for two months, as it will take a long time to restore supply after the events.

3. In your house, you need to stock a supply of water, firewood and candles. You need to have a stove in the house, as the electricity supply will stop from December21st, 2012.

4. There will not be any communication lines or tv. During the “dark days”, cover your windows, do not look out, do not believe your eyes and ears, do not to go out. If you need to go, you cannot go far – you can get lost.

5. After the re-appearance of the world, do not hurry to return to the city. It is better to in nature in spring.

Tibetan lamas confirm that the disastrous events will last two weeks, though the echoes will be felt for some months, until the beginning of February. The full recovery of the Earth from the “zero band” is expected in about February 7, 2013. There will be a partial restoration of electricity and transport. By late March, the world will recover completely.

This end of the world will radically change the people’s outlook, according to Oracle Shambhala. People will become more spiritual. In developed and developing countries a variety of scientific and spiritual teachings will blossom, systems for the development and health of the individual. “This will be the most important impetus to the progress of mankind since a long time,” – concludes the monk.

I know, I know. Another 2012 thread...:facepalm: but I thought this was one was worth a read.


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: The Oracle of Shambhala, has explained how to survive the apocalypse [Re: kr0nik0]
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SHROOMSDAY IS NEAR!!!
:willynilly:


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Re: The Oracle of Shambhala, has explained how to survive the apocalypse [Re: Lord_McLovin]
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:fatfear:

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Re: The Oracle of Shambhala, has explained how to survive the apocalypse [Re: Vicker] * 1
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So he is telling us to go out into the country side on the 20th of December but then states we shouldn't leave our homes or go outside because we may be lost in the darkness?

I'm confused. Stay home or go into the country side?


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Re: The Oracle of Shambhala, has explained how to survive the apocalypse [Re: Satori23]
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Re: The Oracle of Shambhala, has explained how to survive the apocalypse [Re: kr0nik0]
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And most importantly....

don't panic!


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Re: The Oracle of Shambhala, has explained how to survive the apocalypse [Re: g00ru]
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I feel like the Tibetan lamas just want me to buy food I don't need.

And fall has been cold as fuck, and winter is going to be cold as fuck too.


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Re: The Oracle of Shambhala, has explained how to survive the apocalypse [Re: theonlysun81] * 1
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I dont know shit about shit as much as the next dude but this shit seems pretty fucking stupid. Planets lining up? Proof needed. Complete darkness -EVERYWHERE? when has that ever happened in the history of history.

This "lama" is a jackass.


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Re: The Oracle of Shambhala, has explained how to survive the apocalypse [Re: Hakim0777]
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The planets lining up is actually serious, you can look it up. Also, because of the planets lining up a lot of people theorize we'll be at the end of a huge magnetic pull.

Whether or not this is going to make everyone have superpowers or blah blah blah, I seriously doubt it.


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Re: The Oracle of Shambhala, has explained how to survive the apocalypse [Re: Cerveau]
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Cerveau said:
The planets lining up is actually serious, you can look it up. Also, because of the planets lining up a lot of people theorize we'll be at the end of a huge magnetic pull.

Whether or not this is going to make everyone have superpowers or blah blah blah, I seriously doubt it.


When I originally posted this article I just thought it was an interesting read. Don't really agree with much of what was stated, but the the part about the alignment of planets, and the core of the earth changing from plasma at that time is really interesting.


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“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”

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Re: The Oracle of Shambhala, has explained how to survive the apocalypse [Re: kr0nik0]
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I'm surprised he doesnt recommend getting yerself a flashlight er 2 er 3 er something

stock up on baterrys folks!
make yer mp3's cd's!
get portable cd players!
stock up on psychedelics!
get you some nugz!
make a journal with all shroomery teks!
prepare!
-orcacle shroomopotamus


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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
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Edited by Shroomopotamus (11/20/12 02:46 PM)

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Re: The Oracle of Shambhala, has explained how to survive the apocalypse [Re: Shroomopotamus]
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Like I'm going to spend the coldest months of winter in the Canadian wilderness. You gotta be fucking joking. At least if this does happen I'll know that the shit happening outside isn't real.

Fuck, how am I gonna watch porn with no electricity?


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Re: The Oracle of Shambhala, has explained how to survive the apocalypse [Re: EvolveShrooms]
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EvolveShrooms said:
Fuck, how am I gonna watch porn with no electricity?


http://www.yourbrainonporn.com/

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Re: The Oracle of Shambhala, has explained how to survive the apocalypse [Re: kr0nik0]
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I fucking told you so.


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