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I haven't bathed in months
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or used deoderant and nobody has said a thing.

I think at this point there's a good equilibrium of good and bad bacteria and that washing myself would at this point destroy as much of the good stuff as the bad.

Or something like that.

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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:tard::maximumtrolling::bender:

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Go wash your nasty ass :uhno:

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Not even trolling believe it or not.

I was even working in customer service most of that time.
Nobody said a thing.

I bet I'm actually whiter than I appear because of all the grime and shit :lol:

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #1]
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What you are experiencing is a symptom of major depression or some form of bipolar disorder (usually).  I personally have experienced this.  It's not so much that I feel an aversion towards water (like one sees in cases of Rabies infection), it's more that my whole psyche has become a psychological manifestation of the word "meh". 

The only advice I can give is to seek out psychiatric treatment and medication; if that doesn't work, the only other things that seem to help are love, family, fullfillment ... and if those things are unreachable or untenable or impossible ... it's all up to you.

Good luck.

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Nobody said a thing.




That's because you smell like shit and no one wants to hurt your feelings.

I run into at least a person a day who smells like shit.  I never say a word; why would I?

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Why not say something? That person is usually self aware of their body odor and are just getting kicks out of watching peoples reactions.

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Re: I haven't bathed in months *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
I never use deodorant. I really like my smell.



I do the same I also only shower once a week.

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #8]
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personal hygiene is very important... shower in the morning and before sleep at night.

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
personal hygiene is very important... shower in the morning and before sleep at night.



Way too often.

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #4 said:
What you are experiencing is a symptom of major depression or some form of bipolar disorder (usually).  I personally have experienced this.  It's not so much that I feel an aversion towards water (like one sees in cases of Rabies infection), it's more that my whole psyche has become a psychological manifestation of the word "meh". 

The only advice I can give is to seek out psychiatric treatment and medication; if that doesn't work, the only other things that seem to help are love, family, fullfillment ... and if those things are unreachable or untenable or impossible ... it's all up to you.

Good luck.



Thank you for those words. "my whole psyche has become a psychological manifestation of the word 'meh'" - so true!
My room is as filthy as I am or worse, as is my car - I need a new job and more but none of those things I am moving on. It has gotten to the point where it affects my sex drive and I have only shown interest in taking one woman to bed in the last 3 or 4 years... I have been very depressed for a long time but I don't know how I feel about going on medication for it. I guess it might be a good idea at least to get me able to take care of myself and help myself :shrug:


Anonymous #7 said:
I never use deodorant. I really like my smell.



Anonymous #8 said:
I do the same I also only shower once a week.



Right on, you two!
Yeah before all this started getting so extreme I had stopped using deoderant and started showering between 2x a week and once every 2 weeks.
I think daily showers is more than people really need unless they exercise daily.

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Were you the smelly bastard behind me at the store the other day buying vegan chicken and shit like that?

Cause that guy stunk like a dead goat.

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #10]
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You need to get yourself in a "self improvement mood".  Its time to feel good about yourself in a constructive way.  Start with all of the little things that you've been putting off forever.  You will feel a lot better about yourself if you take 5 minutes and take a shower.  Then maybe clean up your room and get some new clothes or something.  It feels good to make improvements on yourself.

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #11] * 1
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If OP isn't trolling, that's really fucking nasty. Go take a shower

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #12 said:
If OP isn't trolling, that's really fucking nasty. Go take a shower



:awedisgust:

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #13]
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we are essentially hairless apes

you are the missing link:mushroom2:

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #14]
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IME I do feel better after a shower but I have no reason to venture into the outside world other than food and gas and what-not.

I'm not trying to impress anyone :shrug:

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
IME I do feel better after a shower but I have no reason to venture into the outside world other than food and gas and what-not.

I'm not trying to impress anyone :shrug:




well thats a healthy go get em type attitude!

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Re: I haven't bathed in months [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Are you my angel?

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