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Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!!
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Story time!!!

:popcorn:

Share your encounters with Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!!

I'll start....

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This one time I brought this black bitch home from the bar.... Her pussy stank worse than the funk you find at the bottom of a dumpster!

When I was poundin on that rotten vag it was stirring up the stench, I swear I could see a green fog rising from her raunchy poon. :projectile:

No me gusta, big sour stinky vaginas! :frown:

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:69:

You evew 69'd a bitch with a stinky sour vagina and a dirty poopy butt-hole???

Talk about a gourmet meal!!! :derfase:

:69:  :69:  :69:  :69:  :69:  :69:  :69:  :69:

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 5
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:awewtf:

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #2] * 3
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once.
should have known better.
Last bitch at the party.
Needed ride home.
Pounded it on a side road in the woods before we made it to her house.
fucked on my shirt on the ground.
Had to throw it a way.
Smelled like week old armadilla road kill.
Went home without a shirt.
Told the parents that someone spilled dr.pepper on it.

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #2]
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And ladies feel free to comment on big raunchy smelly balls you've had resting on your chin! :derfase:

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
And ladies feel free to comment on big raunchy smelly balls you've had resting on your chin! :derfase:


:uhoh:

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Raunchy ball stories are funny.

Its funny when my balls stink like hell and my girlfrined goes to blow me. The look on her face is priceless! :awesome:

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Raunchy ball stories are funny.

Its funny when my balls stink like hell and my girlfrined goes to blow me. The look on her face is priceless! :awesome:




How people like you attract women... hmm I guess the stinky vagina story makes sense now.

Listen hear people, I am a hippy that cleans my hair with vinegar because I hate chemicals and it helps clear up all my dandruff. Key thing-cleans! I haven't trimmed up my pubes in a while due to lack of care, but that doesn't mean I don't keep it clean! There is a difference between natural body odor (which I think is sexy) and anaerobic bacterial overgrowth.

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
I haven't trimmed up my pubes in a while due to lack of care, but that doesn't mean I don't keep it clean! There is a difference between natural body odor (which I think is sexy) and anaerobic bacterial overgrowth.



I take a shower everyday and keep clean too.

But after a 2-hour hike in the woods, your sac is gonna be smellin pretty raunchy!

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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The girlfriend decided to let her skanky friend join in on the fun one night and I made the mistake of going down on the friend. My face puckered up as if I had bit into a lemon. This was also after we all had a bathed, so I figured no worries. I still had that taste in my mouth after I brushed my teeth the next day. Nothing like being too coked out with bad pussy taste in your mouth to ruin a thanksgiving dinner.

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
The girlfriend decided to let her skanky friend join in on the fun one night and I made the mistake of going down on the friend. My face puckered up as if I had bit into a lemon. This was also after we all had a bathed, so I figured no worries. I still had that taste in my mouth after I brushed my teeth the next day. Nothing like being too coked out with bad pussy taste in your mouth to ruin a thanksgiving dinner.




Damn interesting holidays. I just eat turkey, some people get to eat moldy genitals.

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #5]
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:ilold:

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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Anonymous #1 said:
Story time!!!

:popcorn:

Share your encounters with Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!!

I'll start....

----------------------------


This one time I brought this black bitch home from the bar.... Her pussy stank worse than the funk you find at the bottom of a dumpster!

When I was poundin on that rotten vag it was stirring up the stench, I swear I could see a green fog rising from her raunchy poon. :projectile:

No me gusta, big sour stinky vaginas! :frown:



Anonymous #1 said:
:69:

You evew 69'd a bitch with a stinky sour vagina and a dirty poopy butt-hole???

Talk about a gourmet meal!!! :derfase:

:69:  :69:  :69:  :69:  :69:  :69:  :69:  :69:



Anonymous #1 said:
And ladies feel free to comment on big raunchy smelly balls you've had resting on your chin! :derfase:



:lolsy:  :lolsy:  :lolsy:  :lolsy:  :lolsy:  :lolsy:  :lolsy:  :lolsy:  :lolsy:  :lolsy:  :lolsy:  :lolsy:  :lolsy:  :lolsy:

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #7]
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lol chin,

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
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i am reading those posts again for my amusement.

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Never had a smelly pussy.

They all smell delicious to me.

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #8] * 1
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first girl i ate out hadn't showered in 2 days. i knew this, but i was drunk and couldn't get hard so i went down on her for a minute while i let myself get into it. it wasn't too bad at the time but the next morning i couldn't brush my teef and had a 2 hour car ride. between the sour puss, beer breath, andd hangover, i barely made it without throwing up.

fortunately it didn't scar eme off and the next time she was much better. well i got a mini pube in my mouth which was fucked but i just made fun of her for it and it was good.

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #9]
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.....ss

Edited by Anonymous (08/10/10 02:14 PM)

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #5] * 1
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Anonymous #5 said:
Anonymous #6 said:
The girlfriend decided to let her skanky friend join in on the fun one night and I made the mistake of going down on the friend. My face puckered up as if I had bit into a lemon. This was also after we all had a bathed, so I figured no worries. I still had that taste in my mouth after I brushed my teeth the next day. Nothing like being too coked out with bad pussy taste in your mouth to ruin a thanksgiving dinner.




Damn interesting holidays. I just eat turkey, some people get to eat moldy genitals.



KillaFoRilla loves the holidays. :thumbup:

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Re: Big Sour Stinky Vaginas!!! [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
The girlfriend decided to let her skanky friend join in on the fun one night and I made the mistake of going down on the friend. My face puckered up as if I had bit into a lemon.




Rofl-Saurous-Rex!!!!

:rofl: X  :discorex:

That must have been some seriously SOUR pussy!

Did your girl ever eat her nasty snatch during the 3-some??? Did she have anything to say about her raunchy-ness???

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