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cez

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: kundalini1123]
#16918243 - 09/27/12 02:23 AM (14 years, 17 days ago)

kundalini1123 said:

Anyone who likes corn flakes is a commie or terrorist.

The Soviets were eating cornflakes for breakfast everyday in the 60's-70's.
And Bin Laden was killed while drinking the milk from his bowl of cornflakes

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: cez]
#16918320 - 09/27/12 02:50 AM (14 years, 17 days ago)

Its all about the bran flakes bitches, throw some raisins in there and now were talking.

And the sun on the box of raisin bran would turn tony the the tiger, count chocula, and cap'n crunch into fucking TOAST!!! You cant fuck with that shit

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: LiquidGlass]
#16918383 - 09/27/12 03:08 AM (14 years, 17 days ago)

Raisin bran is pretty ok, the sun would rape us all.

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: kundalini1123]
#16918689 - 09/27/12 05:14 AM (14 years, 16 days ago)

Perhaps so OP, perhaps so... yet neither of them are on the level of the classic Honey Nut Cheerios... your argument is invalid.

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: Frost]
#16918691 - 09/27/12 05:15 AM (14 years, 16 days ago)

Frosted flakes are the king of all cereal.

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: Enjoywho]
#16918747 - 09/27/12 05:54 AM (14 years, 16 days ago)

aint no crunch

like frenchtoast crunch

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cez

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: Salomon]
#16918750 - 09/27/12 05:59 AM (14 years, 16 days ago)

You all are sleeping on Cocoa Pebbles...shit be crack!

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: cez]
#16918767 - 09/27/12 06:13 AM (14 years, 16 days ago)

reece's puffs FOOLS

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: TheMovement]
#16918857 - 09/27/12 07:26 AM (14 years, 16 days ago)

Frosted flakes with. mother. fucking. banana. slices.

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: Legend]
#16919853 - 09/27/12 12:38 PM (14 years, 16 days ago)

" You all are sleeping on Cocoa Pebbles...shit be crack! "

I won't touch that shit man, I got addicted hard. And the withdrawal is worse than heroin

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: Frost]
#16921127 - 09/27/12 05:06 PM (14 years, 16 days ago)

Honey nut cheerios are boring.

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: kundalini1123]
#16921254 - 09/27/12 05:24 PM (14 years, 16 days ago)

While living in a bushcamp, treeplanting this season, the cooks would buy various boxes of cereal--mostly lame whole grain stuff, but there was always a box of frosted flakes--the thing is, every time I went to have some cereal--the frosted flakes were all gone!!

It was about a week later I found out what was going on--a secret society of people had formed who really loved frosted flakes--as soon as one would noticed a new box of the sweet sweet frosted flakes was out, she would go around and give the rest of the group 'the stare' and they would all congregate at a secret location--one of them bringing the virgin box--where they would all eat it up instantly.

I shit you not, this is what was happening--I learnt to stock up fast.

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: berdinwall]
#16921295 - 09/27/12 05:29 PM (14 years, 16 days ago)

berdinwall said:

I like cinnamon toast crunch...lol.. and I like captain crunch berries and want to come up with a cereal called captain crunch zombie edition cereal!

Dude. They have all crunchberry cereal. However, upon close inspection of this cereal, compared with real crunchberries from the regular product, the "all crunchberries" are not round, do not roll freely like the real ones, and are in fact, made of the same yellow material as the non-crunchberries, just dyed the crunchberry colors. It is BULLSHIT. I wanted my money back but it was freezing outside and icy as shit. REAL crunchberries can scratch up the roof of your mouth. These did not, as the yellow pieces do not.

DO NOT EAT ALL CRUNCHBERRY CEREAL, IT IS A FAKE.

You have been warned. :kingcrankey:

:kingcrankey:

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: LiquidGlass]
#16921323 - 09/27/12 05:33 PM (14 years, 16 days ago)

LiquidGlass said:

Its all about the bran flakes bitches, throw some raisins in there and now were talking.

And the sun on the box of raisin bran would turn tony the the tiger, count chocula, and cap'n crunch into fucking TOAST!!! You cant fuck with that shit

2 SCOOPS !!!

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: sandi]
#16921340 - 09/27/12 05:35 PM (14 years, 16 days ago)

1)FUCK CEREAL.

2)EAT WAFFLES.

go now and be at peace.

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

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#16921352 - 09/27/12 05:37 PM (14 years, 16 days ago)

Only if they're blueberry waffles. :awesome:

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: kundalini1123]
#16921383 - 09/27/12 05:40 PM (14 years, 16 days ago)

Mmm blue waffles.

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: kundalini1123]
#16921384 - 09/27/12 05:40 PM (14 years, 16 days ago)

strawberry belgain waffles, with bannaas, and pure maple syrup :aweoverdose:

:aweoverdose:

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: kundalini1123]
#16921402 - 09/27/12 05:42 PM (14 years, 16 days ago)

i like corn flakes..theyre simple and good.add a sprinkle of sugar or sliced banana,bada bing..

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Re: The most cruel joke ever played on humanity

[Re: Legend]
#16921404 - 09/27/12 05:42 PM (14 years, 16 days ago)

I thought this thread was gonna be about STD's and instead I get cornflakes.

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